Xu Yan clicked her tongue. Couldn't her daughter wish her some good things? She's already opened several branches, and all the designs are unique in Beijing!
"The shop business has already grown to a considerable size. With your sister Yue looking after it, your father and I can relax a bit."
Over the past year, Xu Yan has cultivated several trusted confidants to help manage the shop; otherwise, she wouldn't be able to manage it all by herself. Su Yue is the one she trusts the most. So even when she's not in the shop, the business can still operate smoothly; Su Yue is quite reliable.
As they were chatting, the emperor, surrounded by several officials, walked over from a distance.
Chuanwen glanced at it, munching on a snack, and thought, "I've only ever seen ordinary people go to the toilet in groups; I didn't know emperors did it in groups too!"
Seeing the smile on the emperor's face, Chuanwen continued to think: [The emperor's face is all wrinkled from smiling; things really do taste better when everyone's doing them together!]
If you look closely, you can see that the emperor's smile has frozen, but unfortunately, Chuanwen has already lowered his head and started eating the pastries again.
So can we please stop using the adjective "fragrant" when pooping?
Even though it was a bright sunny day, those who heard Chuanwen's heartfelt words felt a chill run down their spines!
The emperor's steps were somewhat labored as he walked. He had originally strolled around to inspect the crops and saw that they were growing very well, which had put him in a good mood.
But now, he frowned, suspecting that he and Chuanwen were incompatible lately, and that he was always in a bad mood whenever they met!
At this moment, the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Personnel began to offer advice to the emperor, pointing to the thriving crops and saying loudly, "Your Majesty, as we've walked around here, we've seen that the people's crops are growing exceptionally well. This shows that under the current emperor's rule, our Great Jin Dynasty enjoys favorable weather and abundant harvests, and the people are well-fed and clothed!"
When they were traveling, they disguised themselves as a merchant caravan, so they couldn't address each other as "Emperor" or "So-and-so, my beloved minister." Therefore, everyone called the emperor "Master Huang."
The Vice Minister of Personnel, with a dark complexion, smiled obsequiously, explaining that the emperor had gone to inspect the crops while also flattering him.
Although the emperor said he was going to inspect the crops when he left, he's been gone for so long, who knows if he's actually gone into the sorghum fields?
When the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Personnel made this remark, no one dared to agree until they heard Chuanwen's true feelings. Some even thought that the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Personnel was trying to cover up his true intentions. However, no one dared to contradict him.
The officials who were with the emperor knew that he had not gone into the sorghum field, so they quickly echoed the words of the Vice Minister of Personnel.
Chuanwen rummaged through his things and realized he had misunderstood the emperor. "Oh, so the emperor went to inspect the crops!"
The emperor breathed a long sigh of relief and gave the Vice Minister of Personnel an approving look. "Not bad, not bad, my dear minister, you've done a good job!"
The Vice Minister of Personnel smiled sincerely, saying, "It is my duty as a subject to relieve the emperor's worries!"
However, everyone immediately became a little worried again. So, if they were to defecate, Chuanwen could see the description in her script if she wanted to?
!!
Everyone who thought about this floor was utterly shocked! Was there no privacy left at all?!
Chuanrui and Xu Yan, who remained relatively calm, could tell what everyone was thinking from their expressions. However, they felt that these people were being a bit presumptuous. Their daughter wasn't a pervert; why would she read a script about them taking a dump? Was it because they were handsome or did they have eight-pack abs?
Chuan Rui and Xu Yan were confident that they knew their daughter quite well, so they weren't surprised at all when Chuan Wen shifted his attention to whether the guards had gone to relieve themselves.
But as unsurprised as they were, they were still a little embarrassed because their daughter was going to be known for her promiscuity. However, after thinking about it, it seemed that their daughter's reputation for promiscuity had already spread!
Marquis Changxing also covered his face, feeling that he needed to practice his thick skin before coming out with Wen Yatou, otherwise he would be embarrassed to death!
So why didn't any guards sneak into the sorghum field?
I wonder whose butt is the most shapely?
Chuan Wen glanced at the several good-looking guards and thought about it seriously.
The group felt their scalps tingle, but they were also somewhat relieved and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Chuanwen's attention was drawn to the guards, and their backsides were saved!
But after a while, he realized something was wrong. What did Chuanwen mean? Did she look down on them?
Well......
But let them dislike it. Being disliked is better than being talked about in public about whether their butts are perky or not. They're old and still want to leave a clean reputation in the world!
At this moment, the emperor and his entourage had already arrived. He consciously chose a stall that was furthest away from the document, and the officials surrounding the stall quickly made room for the emperor.
The emperor has now come to a conclusion: cherish your backside—no, cherish your life! Stay away from spreading rumors!
Sigh, I miss Er Gou!
Chuanwen sighed, then suddenly perked up. [It takes this long even to eat a meal! When will the railway reach Little Liang Kingdom? When will I be able to touch Er Gou's eight-pack abs?!]
Chuanwen looked intently at the emperor, whose hand, which had just picked up a piece of dry rations, trembled. Suddenly, he had a bad feeling...
[Good heavens! Why hasn't the emperor's ration been served yet?]
[Good heavens! Why is the emperor chewing so slowly? Does he chew each mouthful of dry rations a hundred and eighty times?]
[Good heavens! Doesn't the emperor want to build a railway quickly? Is he following us to slow down our progress? Is he afraid of spending money?]
Oh my god! ......
The emperor suddenly stood up, interrupting the continuous questioning from the messenger, which startled the officials on both sides.
The emperor coughed awkwardly. "I'm full. Let's go!"
[Good heavens! The emperor was full after just one bite? Is he a robot? Wait! That's not right! He was gone for so long, could he have secretly eaten behind our backs?]
Chuanwen suddenly realized!
But as the emperor turned and strode away, he unexpectedly tripped over a stone and almost fell, but fortunately, Shen Congliang, who was next to him, caught him.
"Daughter, you and your parents can ride in the same carriage later."
Xu Yan was almost in tears; she was afraid that the emperor would kick her daughter off the carriage!
Chuanwen didn't want to ride in the same carriage as the emperor. It wasn't that she was afraid of being kicked off—after all, she didn't know her true feelings had been revealed—but rather that she found riding in the emperor's carriage incredibly boring. [Riding in the emperor's carriage means you can't say what you want, you can't eat what you want, and you can't even move! It's torture!]
The emperor, who was already walking towards his carriage, twitched at the corner of his mouth. So who ate all those crumbs of pastry that filled his carriage? And who was sleeping sprawled out like that?!
"Hey, Grandpa, why are your legs shaking so much?"
Chuanwen glanced at Marquis Changxing, who was trembling like someone with Parkinson's disease as he stood up from the rock. Marquis Changxing was unexpectedly called out. "Ah? I, I, I sat for too long, my legs are a little numb!"
Chuanrui: ......
Was his leg numb, or was he scared by his daughter?
Even Chuanrui wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, let alone his father. He really felt that his family was incredibly lucky to have survived until now!
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