"Okay, just give me back my phone and compensate me for the emotional damage!"
The thieving ghost said this with some reluctance.
The main reason was that Yun Shu was holding the paper mace, which was so intimidating that he didn't dare to disagree.
"This matter cannot be turned over!"
King Xuan of Zhou shouted angrily, "How dare he provoke me like this, living in my 2,000 square meter house, riding in my private chariot, and sleeping with my concubines!
I will throw him into the frying pan and boil him several times to relieve my hatred!"
"You grab my phone first!"
The thief ghost refused to accept.
"Your crappy phone isn't as valuable as my house! And you live in my house!"
"You grab my phone first!"
"Your shabby cell phone is not worth as much as my chariot! And you even rode in my chariot!"
"You grab my phone first!"
"You're fucking sleeping with my favorite concubine!"
King Xuan of Zhou was so angry that he didn't even say anything. He rolled up his sleeves and started fighting with the thief again.
[The fight has begun! The fight has begun!]
What's going on? What's going on? Why are they fighting? I smell gossip!
[Wow, is life in the underworld this comfortable for an ancient emperor? A 2,000 square meter house? And attendants and concubines?!]
[I understand now! When the Zhou emperor stole a cell phone, the thief assumed his identity, moved into his 2,000 square meter house, rode in his personal chariot, and slept with his favorite concubine!]
[They're stealing bamboo shoots, but this Zhou Emperor is also immoral. As the Emperor, he actually steals cell phones!]
Netizens like to watch the fun. Seeing Zhou Tianzi and the thief ghost fighting again, the barrage of comments increased, and the popularity of Yunshu's live broadcast room soared.
When Yun Shu saw the two ghosts fighting again, he hit each of them with a hammer, and the two ghosts were instantly knocked against the wall.
Buzz buzz buzz!
Yun Shu took out the paper chainsaw again and looked at them sinisterly, "I asked you to come here to mediate. Who made you fight again?"
The two ghosts fell from the wall and instantly became quiet, looking at the chainsaw with pale faces.
King Xuan of Zhou shrank his neck and said to Yun Shu, "Girl, put down the chainsaw first before you talk."
"hehe."
Yun Shu walked over with a paper chainsaw and chopped off their heads, then placed their heads on the table.
"If you keep fighting, I'll crush both of your heads. Don't even think about getting away with it!"
King Xuan of Zhou leaned his head on the table, tears streaming down his face. "Girl, I was wrong, really wrong. I accept mediation! As long as he returns the white jade tablet, I won't care about anything else!"
"I accept it too!" The thief's face was filled with fear. "As long as he returns the phone to me, I will return the white jade board to him and never steal from him again!"
Yun Shu looked at their bodies and said, "Then shake hands and make peace, and offer your sincere apologies to each other."
I saw two headless ghosts in ancient robes standing by the wall not far away, holding each other's hands to apologize and bowing to each other continuously.
"Brother, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have taken your phone!"
"Brother, I was wrong too! I shouldn't have pretended to be you! I lived in your big house and rode in your private chariot, but I can tell you with all my heart that I didn't sleep with your concubine!"
"I see. I was too impulsive and wrongly blamed you! From now on, we are good brothers! Second brother!"
“Big Brother!”
"Second brother, from now on in the underworld, I will protect you!"
"Thank you, brother!"
The two headless ghosts suddenly hugged each other, and the head on the table cried bitterly.
Yunshu:?
Netizens: ???
[What the hell, why are they suddenly sworn brothers? Weren't they fighting just now?]
[Maybe they were afraid that Yunshu would chop them down hhhhh]
Emperor Zhou: You can live in my big house and ride in my private chariot, but you can't sleep with my women! If you don't sleep with my women, you are my good brother!
Seeing that they had reconciled and returned each other's belongings, Yun Shu helped them put the heads back.
"Okay, you can go now."
After Yun Shu lifted the formation, the two ghosts suddenly stopped crying and quickly fled from her house.
[Hahahaha, they run so fast. This woman Yunshu is really scary.]
This is the first time I've heard Yunshu's paper-cutting can be used in this way. Can you link me to the paper-cutting saw? I want to buy one for my house!
[Agreed! It looks very useful. I could chop the ghost's head off with just one chop!]
Yun Shu saw the comments and said, "You can find the paper chainsaw on the link, but because it's handmade, shipping will take a while. If you can wait, you can buy it."
Yun Shu thought for a moment and then said, "However, you are not cultivators. You can't just chop ghosts with the chainsaw, but it can serve as a deterrent."
【Huh? I thought I could kill ghosts!】
"That's fine, it can protect my house and keep the bad guys away from coming."
What if I encounter a vicious ghost and the chainsaw can't scare it away?
Yun Shu: "You can't use a chainsaw, but your ancestral ghost can. If that doesn't work, write your ancestor's birth date on a paper chainsaw and mutter a plea for help. Your ancestor will come to save you with a chainsaw."
[Is Zundu fake? Can this paper figure still summon help?]
[The more I listen, the more it sounds like a scam. It's best not to buy it. Yunshu has posted the link. This paper chainsaw costs 9999 yuan!]
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