Yun Shu also sent a message with a solution, which was to ask the City God for help.
Zhong Junyi saw Yun Shu's news and felt a little worried. "Our City God Temple here has no incense and is said to be completely useless. It's about to be demolished. How can it be of any use?"
Yun Shu replied, "I'll send you a scripture by the fastest courier. It'll probably be delivered to your home tomorrow afternoon. When you go to worship the City God, burn it. He will definitely help."
Zhong Junyi: [Okay!]
Whether ordinary people could receive the City God's blessing depended on fate. However, Yun Shu possessed a scripture that, after a person sincerely recited it and burned it before the City God, would surely grant him assistance.
The next day, Yun Shu got up early and mailed a copy of the scriptures to Zhong Junyi.
After the mailing was completed, Yun Shu went to the store to make paper-made items. During the live broadcast yesterday, she received a lot of new orders.
Yunshu completed most of the orders first and waited until the evening to start the live broadcast, but there were very few viewers watching the live broadcast today, and even fewer customers placing orders for paper-made items.
Originally, Yunshu was just doing a Buddhist live broadcast, but some of the content in the barrage caught Yunshu's attention.
What's so interesting about making paper figurines? Everyone, go next door and see! Witch Xu is going to invite a deity tonight, and it's Guanyin Bodhisattva!
[Last time, someone said she had successfully summoned the gods, and Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in the live broadcast room. Today is a good time to see if it's true!]
[This is definitely fake! Xu Shenpo is a liar! She sells incense and candles in her livestream, claiming that if you buy and eat her incense and candles, you'll receive the blessing of Guanyin. Only a fool would believe that!]
There are relatively few comments in the live broadcast room today, and most of them are discussing Xu the witch's invitation to the gods.
Yun Shu looked at the time. It was already past eleven o'clock, almost twelve o'clock. She had never heard of praying to gods at this time.
She then asked, "Who is this witch Xu you're talking about?"
[You're on an island training camp, and there's this newly popular metaphysical streamer. She knows some kind of spirit writing technique, and can even summon Guanyin Bodhisattva with a pair of chopsticks!]
I've watched her livestream, and it's truly magical. There's nothing next to the chopsticks, but they can stand up out of thin air. Then, sprinkle some flour on the table, and the chopsticks can write!
It feels a bit like the Pen Fairy. However, the Guanyin Bodhisattva she summoned doesn't attach itself to a human body, but rather to the Guanyin statue she enshrines at home. When the summoning is successful, the Guanyin statue opens its eyes. I was almost startled the first time I saw it.
Yun Shu saw the response from the comment section and said, "Since we're asking the gods for help, why are you afraid?"
I don't know, but the Guanyin statue's eyes look weird, and it makes me feel creepy.
"Your feeling is right."
Yun Shu explained, "A true god won't possess a body, and anyone who possesses a body is not a true god. Gods look down on mortal bodies, and mortals can't withstand the power of a god possessing them. Therefore, gods won't possess a body. Those who possess a body are..."
Yun Shu stopped talking here and said, "Anyway, just don't believe that witch, and don't ask her to help you with your calculations.
Throughout history, the art of writing with a planchette has been considered one of the most mysterious and dangerous forbidden arts. Not only are there numerous taboos, but anyone who has even the slightest connection with it finds it difficult to escape.
What are they?
[It's a ghost! I saw someone in Xu Shenpo's livestream saying she summoned a ghost, but some of her die-hard fans refused to believe it. Xu Shenpo even muted those who said she summoned a ghost.]
So, is there something wrong with the incense and candles she's selling? Witch Xu claims that consuming incense and candles will make your wishes come true and cure all ailments! And those incense and candles were selling like hotcakes yesterday!
Yun Shu frowned and asked, "Aren't incense candles just for lighting? Why do you have to eat them?"
Before the fans could reply, a request for a live link popped up in Yunshu’s live broadcast room. The other party’s account name was “Xu Guanyin’s Wishes Come True”.
It’s the witch Xu.
Yun Shu approved her application for a live broadcast, and the two people’s live broadcast rooms were put together so that fans from both sides could see their live broadcast rooms.
As soon as the call was connected, Xu Guanyin's voice came from the live broadcast room, "Everyone, click the link below and eat my incense and candles as if they were your main meal every day, and your wishes will come true. I have always wanted a child, but I haven't been able to conceive in many years of marriage. But after eating incense and candles for three consecutive days, look at my belly."
Xu Guanyin stood up, and her belly was bulging, as if she was ten months pregnant. "Old fans all know this. When I first started live streaming, I didn't even suspect it! Guanyin Bodhisattva bless me, I'm finally pregnant."
[This is so fake! You just did a livestream last month. In just one month, your belly is already this big?]
"Is that a fake pregnancy belly you're wearing? I'm a college student, a little naive, and I've never had a child, but you can't treat me like a fool!"
Seeing that the comments were full of doubts, Xu Guanyin lifted up her clothes and said, "This is my own belly. I've been to the hospital for a check-up and I'm indeed pregnant! As for why it's so big, one reason is that I'm a little fat, and the other reason is that I'm pregnant with the reincarnation of Wu Quxing, a peerless child. He's no ordinary child and will definitely achieve great things when he grows up!"
After Xu Guanyin finished explaining, he looked at Yun Shu's live broadcast room and said, "My friend, last time I invited Guanyin Bodhisattva, all the netizens on the Internet witnessed it. Why are you spreading rumors about me?
You can't just bully a newcomer like me because you have more fans than me! I admit that I'm more capable than you and my fortune telling is better than yours. After all, I'm the one chosen by the Bodhisattva, and you can't be jealous of me."
Yun Shu pulled the corner of his mouth and said expressionlessly, "Your life is shorter than mine, so I'm not jealous."
[Hahahahaha, this is hilarious! Yunshu is still as honest as ever.]
Yunshu's words are really too much. Xu Guanyin is telling the truth. I think she just doesn't want to admit her own shortcomings and is deliberately trying to criticize Xu Guanyin.
Yunshu is just in the funeral industry, how can she compare to our Xu Guanyin? She is the spokesperson for Guanyin Bodhisattva on earth. Don't believe it, my son got urticaria last month, and I let him eat Xu Guanyin's incense and candles once, and the illness was cured that day!
Later, whenever my son felt unwell, I would let him eat incense sticks, and he would get better immediately every time. Now I let him eat it every day!
[My family is similar. My mother, who had been paralyzed for four or five years, ate Xu Guanyin's red candles and recovered the same day. The next day, she even jumped rope a thousand times in the community park. The elderly residents were astonished! Now, my mother eats red candles as if they were her meals every day!]
[? Fans of Xu Guanyin, please don't be too outrageous.]
【You'd better all be water troops! 】
However, when netizens clicked on the accounts of those barrages, they found that they were still updating their daily lives. They were obviously not dead water army accounts, but real fans.
Yun Shu saw this, sighed, rubbed his brow and said, "Prepare funeral clothes and coffins for your family, they probably won't live for many days. If you ate it, prepare some for yourselves as well. Remember to exchange all your money for ghost money, so that you can have a better life in the underworld."
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