Chapter 82: Calling the Underworld Hotline, Is This the Reincarnation Office?
"Squeak!" The lamp made a sharp buzzing sound and began to flicker.
With the thunder and lightning outside, it felt like the end of the world.
"Ah!" The staff covered their ears and hid under the table.
The scene was like a fight between gods and the earth was shaking, and these poor little guys were going to suffer.
Cracks appeared on the glass and continued to extend like spider webs, and it felt like the store would collapse at any time.
The picture in the live broadcast room was distorted and no one knew what was going on.
[Oh my god, what happened? Is the master angry?]
[This strongest holdout in the underworld actually dared to threaten the Master. The Master is now furious for the Third Master.]
[Oh my god, this is so scary, all I can hear now is screaming.]
[Who do you think will win? The thousand-year-old female ghost Lin Yuzhi or my master Meng Fuling?]
"You female ghost, don't touch my Third Master. He belongs to my master. Anyone who touches my man will die."
Qin Muchen felt a biting chill flowing through his wrist and into his body. He roared, "Let go!"
He raised his hand and swung it towards Lin Yuzhi, and the next second a powerful force knocked her to the ground.
The shaking floor finally settled down and the harsh sound disappeared.
The people under the table looked around and after a while, they poked their heads out from underneath: "Is it over?"
Lin Yuzhi fell to the ground, and a crack appeared on the soul-gathering bell on his foot.
"How could it be?" She looked at Qin Muchen in disbelief. "How can a mortal like you have such strong power?"
It was only when I saw the golden Buddhist beads on his wrist that I realized what was going on.
"So it's this thing. Meng Fuling is really willing to spend a lot of money for you. It really is true love!"
She propped herself up and got up from the ground. The blow just now almost knocked her out of her body.
"That wasn't given by me!" She took a deep breath and looked at the mess around her.
"Lin Yuzhi, your spiritual power is almost gone, and you still dare to fight me to the death. Aren't you afraid that your soul will be torn apart right now?"
"It doesn't matter!" She wiped the blood from the corner of her lips, her eyes filled with endless despair: "I won't be able to see him anyway."
"I know you charge for fortune-telling. I am willing to give you all my royalties, including future income."
"I only hope to get some news from him. When I leave, everything I leave behind will be yours."
Tears welled up in her eyes as she looked at her pleadingly, "Meng Fuling, I know this is against the rules, but I just did a good deed back then."
The audience in the live broadcast room also softened their hearts and started to plead for her.
[Lin Yuzhi is so pitiful. No wonder the Be trilogy is so sad. It turns out it was my own personal experience.]
[She has been suffering in the Forgotten River for thousands of years, just to see her beloved. Master, please grant her wish.]
[I can’t take it anymore, I’m in tears, please help her, Master! ]
[The Buddha said that it took five hundred glances in the previous life to get a chance to pass by you in this life, and a thousand years of waiting just to see you again.]
Everyone turned into tragic poets, and even the staff wanted to give her a final perfect ending.
In fact, violating the rules is not a big deal. All the ghosts in the underworld know about Lin Yuzhi's affairs.
The boss was also quite troubled by her being a stubborn stickler. Over the past thousands of years, few people could stay in Wangchuan for a thousand years.
If she were to be found out, she would at most be reprimanded, but she would not be severely punished.
Besides, she is now collecting the ingredients for Meng Po soup, but she has not yet gathered them all.
Under everyone's expectant gaze, Meng Fuling spoke slowly.
"Lin Yuzhi, you've been in the Forgetful River for a thousand years. Cheng Xiao must have been reincarnated ten times since his death."
"It's really hard to calculate since it's been so long!" She took a deep breath and said, "I can find it if I look slowly, but you don't have time."
After midnight tonight, Lin Yuzhi's soul will be shattered.
"You can't even predict it?" Qin Muchen was curious: "Who else could know this besides you?"
"I can only ask that person for help!" Her face was full of reluctance: "I really don't want to ask him."
Who should I ask? She was so resistant.
Meng Fuling found cinnabar and yellow paper and drew a talisman on the spot.
She took out her cell phone and placed it on the table. She held the talisman between her fingers and waved it into the air. In an instant, the talisman burned and disappeared into a blue light.
At this time, Meng Fuling's mobile phone screen lit up and she pressed the dial button on it.
"Incoming call to the Underworld hotline number 444!" she said into the phone. "Employee ID number: 0."
"Ding!" After the phone rang twice, someone actually answered.
A woman's clear and gentle voice came from the other side: "Welcome, Civil Servant 0, this is the underworld hotline."
Holy crap, a hotline to the underworld? Everyone looked at each other in shock.
More than 10 million viewers were watching the live broadcast, and suddenly the screen became quiet for about a few seconds.
[What? Did I hear correctly? Master, are you calling the underworld hotline?]
[Oh my god, this completely overturns my worldview. Has the underworld already entered the information age?]
[Oh my god, are the salaries of civil servants in the underworld so good? Can I call the hotline anytime with my iPhone 16s?]
[I suddenly feel that life on earth isn't worth it. I want to wait a hundred years to become a civil servant. Master, please recommend me one!]
[Can I call this hotline too? I want to know how my great-grandfather is doing in the afterlife.]
What are the requirements for being a civil servant in the underworld? I'm trying too hard now, but I wonder if it's too late.
The audience started to swirl the screen like crazy, and civil servants in both the human world and the underworld were so popular.
At this moment, the phone rang and soon switched to voice prompts.
"Hello, the identity of the Underworld Civil Servant 0 has been confirmed. Please press 1 to call the boss hotline. Please press 2 for the dream service. Please press 3 for the reincarnation service. Please press 4 for the ferryman service. If you need manual service, press 0..."
Meng Fuling pressed 3 and the call was directly transferred to the reincarnation office.
"Beep, beep, beep!" The phone rang three times, and a woman's delicate voice came from the other end.
"Hello, this is the Underworld Reincarnation Office. What can I do for you?"
Meng Fuling whispered, "Secretary Huang, it's me. Could you please transfer me to Director Sun's office?"
"Hey?" Secretary Huang on the other side recognized the voice: "Sister Meng, it's you, wait a moment, I'll help you turn around!"
The delicate little secretary immediately transferred the call and a middle-aged man answered the phone.
"Xiao Meng, you finally remembered to call me."
The person on the other side spoke with a thick accent: "Tell me, how long has it been since you last came to see me?"
The director of the reincarnation office has a heavy accent. Don’t the civil servants in the underworld speak Mandarin?
"Cough, cough, cough!" Meng Fuling coughed a few times: "Director Sun, I need your help to check the files for something!"
"Don't talk about this for now!" Director Sun was so impatient that he started to complain.
"Last time I introduced you to this new guy from the Dream Transfer Office. He's so great! He's capable at work, has a good temper, and most importantly, he's very attractive. Why did you block him again?"
"I've already told you that while work is important, you also have to consider your personal issues!"
"Hurry up and add her back. More contact is the key to building relationships. If you don't get married soon, I won't be able to meet my KPI this month."
“…”
Meng Fuling's face darkened with embarrassment, and she finally understood why she didn't want to find him.
The director of the Reincarnation Office holds several positions, and he is also the deputy director of the Underworld Marriage and Love Office.
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