Chapter 81 Baldhead "AI: Suggest to record it in the toilet." ...
Qiao Zhizheng had only been back in China for a few days when she unexpectedly met someone in the studio.
The exterior scenes of "Tower of Love Reading 12" have been almost finished, and there are a few interior scenes that need to be shot in the studio.
When Qiao Zhizheng went out to the bathroom, when he came back, his eyes swept across the room next door and his eyes were dazzled.
A familiar yet unfamiliar feeling arose in my heart.
Look closely—wow! What a shiny big bald head!
With the excellent vision of 5.2 in both eyes, Qiao Zhizheng could see the face under the big bald head clearly. This was an acquaintance. It was a fate. Huadu was not big or small. It allowed Qiao Zhizheng to meet the director of her first web drama in the vast crowd after many days. It reminded her of the memory of being harassed and fighting in anger at the wrap-up party.
Qiao Zhizheng refused the unspoken rules and had one of her legs broken by the director. However, the director did not get away with it either. Qiao Zhizheng hit the director in the most painful but non-lethal place. The director had to stay in the hospital for half a month before he could get up and walk upright again.
Qiao Zhizheng's role was cut down to the point where not even a trace was left. Qiao Zhizheng also watched the drama after it was broadcast. Qiao Zhizheng's role as the second female lead was cut. The plot turned out to be a classic campus youth idol drama, which was neither very exciting nor dragged out.
After the second female lead who drove the plot was cut, the film became an inexplicably angry male lead and a shy female lead who couldn't speak. It was a pity for the new lead who had worked hard for a month to be scolded by netizens because of the director's personal grudge.
But now the hero has found the path that suits him. He became famous overnight after participating in a talent show, but he is very secretive about acting. Others think that he is secretive because of his dark history. Only he knows the hardship of such a small actor who works hard to meet an unreliable director. It happened that he was in the hospital receiving an IV drip during the time when the drama was broadcast. The medicine made his mouth bitter. He felt bitter in his mouth while watching the drama. Recalling how he worked diligently in acting in the past but now he was scolded like a dog, he couldn't help but feel sad. From then on, whenever he thought of "acting", his mouth would subconsciously feel bitter.
Everyone around him knows that he sings, appears in variety shows, and appears in commercials, but they just can't mention anything related to "acting". If they do, he'll look like he's taken bitter medicine and keep drinking water.
He felt like Pavlov's dog, salivating reflexively at the mere mention of "acting," leaving him with a bitter taste in his mouth and the desire to cry but no tears.
The actress had a better attitude. With her excellent eloquence, she joined a regular variety show and occasionally filmed some movies. She was quite popular and is now a hot young star in the entertainment industry.
Some time ago, Qiao Zhizheng met her by chance and recommended a movie role that suited her. Although she didn't have many roles, as Bai Yueguang with a full personality, her image was suitable and her acting skills were smart. After the movie was broadcast, she attracted a lot of fans and opened the door to the big screen for her.
From web dramas to TV dramas to movies, people who have not experienced it don’t know how difficult this road is. Those who are experiencing it feel that it is really difficult, but once the road is paved, it is easy to continue.
According to her, the bald director later directed a movie, which was about aliens invading the earth, plant mutants and octopus aliens combining to give birth to a slippery long strip of dragon and phoenix, Xiang, with a pair of chicken wings on it. When Xiang met the aliens, he was beaten to a pulp. At the last moment, he burst out with powerful strength to abandon the chicken wings, purified his bloodline, and with a dragon roar, he frightened the aliens and successfully protected the earth.
When Qiao Zhizheng listened to actress Li Jutao telling this story, he frowned and looked at her with an expression that asked, "Are you okay?"
Qiao Zhizheng commented: "What the hell is this?"
Li Jutao: "Take the essence and discard the dregs."
Qiao Zhizheng was puzzled: "That's it?! The essence?"
Li Jutao: "The part I talked about is the essence of the movie. The movie is full of dregs."
Qiao Zhizheng: "Are you here to launder money?"
Li Jutao smiled mysteriously, "Do you know who the biggest investor in this movie is?"
Qiao Zhizheng insisted that he was here to launder money.
Li Jutao stretched out his index finger and shook it. "No, no, no, you would never guess that he is the biggest investor in this movie."
Li Jutao specifically emphasized: "He paid back the loan!"
After thinking for a moment, Qiao Zhizheng concluded, "No one will help me achieve my ambitions, so I'll just take out a loan myself."
"Pa pa pa pa!" Li Jutao clapped, "Well said!"
Li Jutao told Qiao Zhizheng the inside story she had gotten, "The script was actually a good one, but the special effects weren't up to par, the lead actor's acting wasn't up to par, the crew's equipment wasn't up to par, and the director's abilities weren't up to par either. The screenwriter did his best to make it more normal, which would have saved him some criticism, but the bald guy insisted on giving blind orders and tampering with the plot. The lead actor also had a body double, and then they cut out the footage in post-production. Anyway, the crew was a mess from top to bottom. There's no way they could make any money."
Li Jutao said proudly, "He owes money to many directors he knows, and now he's working on various crews to pay off his debts."
Qiao Zhizheng just smiled and let it go. It wasn't that he was a saintly person with great compassion. He had fought back anyway. Seeing that he had sought his own death and was now suffering the consequences, Qiao Zhizheng didn't bother to care about him. He just treated it as an ant bite. He didn't bother to waste time and energy on revenge for someone who was not worthy.
It turns out that some men can't stop thinking about that unless they cut off their thing.
Qiao Zhizheng saw the bald man holding a spotlight and shining the light on the area below the neck and above the belly of a young actress who had just entered the entertainment industry. The girl blushed and bit her lower lip, trying to turn sideways to avoid the gaze. However, the bald man laughed and tried to persuade her in a tone that was half threatening and half harassing.
"You're just a minor supporting role. I light you up to attract the camera, but not only do you not thank me, you even want to replace me."
"I've been a director myself, so how could I not understand how to film the best look?"
"Little girl, don't be so shameless. If you become famous, you'll have plenty of time to show up in more scenes. If you're so shy now, what will happen in the future...what will happen..."
The bald man only felt a pain in his back, followed by a dull sound of something hard falling to the ground.
The bald man quickly put down the lamp and tried to touch the wound with the back of his hand to soothe the pain, but he had been frequenting various drinking parties over the years and had eaten too much. His belly looked like a pregnant woman about to give birth, and his hands and feet were short and fat like fat and round lotus roots. He tried hard to put his hands behind his back, but he couldn't touch the wound at all, and several buttons of his shirt on his belly were broken off.
"Who is it? I can sue you for intentional injury!" the bald man cursed angrily.
Qiao Zhizheng walked slowly into the studio and stepped on an empty Coke can thrown by an uncultured person, making a crisp "crunch" sound.
Qiao Zhizheng had a smile on her face, but her eyes were cold. "Excuse me, I saw a gecko on your back and wanted to help you get rid of it."
Don’t even make up a credible reason!
The bald man turned around angrily and met Qiao Zhizheng's very cold gaze. His body trembled subconsciously and terrible memories flooded back. Now not only did his back hurt, but his whole body began to feel phantom pain.
The bald man recognized Qiao Zhizheng. He thought she was pretty when he saw her for the first time. When he found out that she had no background and was once a rich young lady, he immediately had evil intentions. After trying to coerce and bribe her in the crew but failing, he threatened her directly at the wrap-up party, thinking that since she needed money, she might just swallow her anger and obey him.
Unexpectedly, the charming girl attacked like a pig being slaughtered. The bald guy was beaten all over and could not move. Oh no, he could still move. After lying there for a long time, he wanted to turn over. The pain that was felt all over his body and penetrated into his bones made him cry and howl loudly without caring about his face.
As soon as the bald guy was able to walk, he had all of Qiao Zhizheng's scenes deleted, and also "banned" her in his own small circle of directors. Unexpectedly, she was so lucky and actually came across a good opportunity and became famous.
At that time, the bald guy was so confused that he encountered his "destined" script. The more he read it, the more he liked it. It was as if his brain had been pinched by a door or kicked by a donkey, and he decided immediately - shoot!
Finished filming - it will definitely be a hit!
Become famous and make a lot of money!
After the release, haha, Douban scored 2.1. If the big bald guy hadn't hired internet trolls to brush up the reviews, 2 is also possible. 2 is the lower limit of Douban's ratings, not the lower limit of netizens' complaints.
"I suspect the director comes here every morning after eating shit, and then throws it up when he gets to the set."
"The victim himself showed up! I took my dog to see the clip, and he was so excited he even appeared in a dream and asked me when we could go eat again."
"Is this a plot that a carbon-based creature could come up with?! I suspect the screenwriter is AI."
"The director posted on Weibo! He said we couldn't understand the film from our perspective and asked us to watch it again in ten years."
"It won't take ten years. Believe me, biabia can be fermented into a biogas digester in just two months."
"yueyueyue~ You bunch of bad guys~ I was still eating, but as soon as I entered the comment section, it was like I fell into a fen pit, yueyueyue~"
"(_____) This is a plate, catching the Yue upstairs~ Please don't let it flow onto my head (°ー°〃)"
"I asked the AI what this was and whether it was their product. It told me this was a shameful day for their AI community!"
"AI: Suggestion: Record it in the toilet."
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The author has something to say: The last chapter was written by me last night when I was too sleepy. When I looked at it today, I was surprised. What is this? I added and deleted some content. You can go and read it again. It should be much smoother to read.
① "Pavlov's Dog" originated from Pavlov's classical conditioning experiment, which refers to the unconscious automatic reaction formed by organisms after repeated stimulation.
The core of the experiment: First, the dog is allowed to salivate naturally (unconditioned reflex) by feeding it food (unconditioned stimulus); then, a bell is rung before each feeding (neutral stimulus). After repeated combination, the dog will salivate (conditioned reflex) only when the bell is rung (conditioned stimulus), revealing that acquired learning can establish an association between stimulus and response.
If you understand, you will understand. I will not write it down. I am afraid that I will scream out when I see this word.
Writing requires imagination, but sometimes it bothers me. I have too much of it. For example, when someone suddenly spits thick phlegm down my throat, I feel like, "Hurry!" It's like they've spit something down my throat, and I feel nauseous. Ugh, huh! Everyone, please don't spit anywhere! Let's be decent people!
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