"Waaaah! Someone come quick! The Emperor has been struck by lightning! Someone come quick!"
"Your Majesty, are you alright? Please don't die, sob sob..." If they die, they will be buried with you.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
"..."
The scene was as noisy as a vegetable market, which annoyed Sheng Lingwei. She instantly activated her wind-based superpower and slapped each person hard across the air.
"Shut up! You've disturbed this princess. From now on, you'd better go and have some peace and quiet."
Burp~~~
Everyone panicked and immediately knelt down, crying, "Mom and Dad, I want to go home! The Third Princess is so scary! I'm so frightened!"
By the way, who is Jingjing?
They don't know them!
What do you think?
Oh dear, Third Princess, aren't you making things difficult for us? What should we do?
Sheng Lingwei was satisfied. With a mental pull, the Emperor and Empress were lifted into the air, and their screams rang out again.
"Bang!"
The two men crashed heavily in front of Sheng Lingwei, followed by a scene resembling Xi Shi vomiting blood—no, it should be called vomiting blood like charcoal, which looked extremely disgusting.
"Alright, stop spitting blood. If you keep spitting, I'm afraid you two will soon lose your lives. Hmph, don't even think about accusing me of killing you. I am the kindest person in the world."
The five servants, including Rong Momo, said: Yes, the princess is right!
Queen Shenghuang: "\\\\(￣ー￣) (￣ー￣)\/\/"
Just then, two bloody hands reached out towards Emperor Sheng, and a mournful and desolate voice slowly drifted over.
"Your Majesty~~ You've finally arrived~ I've been waiting for you for so long."
"Waaah~~ Your Majesty, I'm in such a terrible state! You must do me justice!"
"Who?" Emperor Sheng was terrified, his body covered in cold sweat. Following the bloody hand, he saw two bald heads and a bloody, mangled face.
He screamed in terror, "What the hell is that? It's hideous! Someone, help me! There's a ghost here! There's a ghost!"
The empress, who was lying on the ground nearby, was also startled. She was extremely relieved that there was an emperor between them, so if the ghost wanted to eat her, it would eat him first.
Consort Shu and Consort Xian were heartbroken. Large tears rolled down their faces along with the blood, making them look even more terrifying.
"Waaah, Your Majesty~ I am your most beloved Consort Shu, how come you don't recognize me?"
"Waaah, Your Majesty, I am a Consort Xian, a title you personally bestowed upon me! Although you may not like me, you certainly love the money from my family!"
Emperor Sheng stared, his eyes wide with shock, completely dumbfounded. "You...aren't you ghosts?"
I'm so annoyed!
Consort Shu and Consort Xian both rolled their eyes, deciding to ignore this idiot for the time being, thinking he'd probably be struck by lightning and turned into a fool.
The Empress was astonished and turned her head with difficulty to look at the two bald men from head to toe.
Hmm, completely disfigured, it's really ugly. The clothes it's wearing are familiar, but why are they covered in holes and stained with blood?
Tsk tsk, it's obvious he's been tortured with needles. Poor thing, she felt a pang of sympathy, no more than that.
The Empress, her face covered in soot, felt utterly satisfied. Those two's finally gotten what they deserved! Hahahaha…
"Your Majesty, these two are indeed Consort Shu and Consort Xian. You must comfort them. They must have suffered a lot to be in such a miserable state now."
Emperor Sheng's lips twitched violently. "Comfort my ass! Those ugly women don't deserve my comfort? Do they even deserve it?"
Upon hearing this, Consort Shu and Consort Xian felt their hearts sink.
He almost blurted out: "Big brother, don't talk about second brother. You think you're so handsome? Bah! You're as black as charcoal, your features are twisted like a pancake, and your head is bald like a black ball."
Damn it, go roll the ball!
The Empress was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked, "Your Majesty, am I worthy of your comfort?"
"You?" Emperor Sheng turned to look at the Empress, his cross-eyed eyes full of sarcasm. "Empress, be good, we should have some self-awareness."
Oh!
The Empress sneered, her heart filled with desolation, and retorted without any politeness, "Your Majesty, please forgive my bluntness, but look at yourself, what a monstrous sight you are."
You have no figure, no looks, a fat head and big ears that make you look like a pig, and a voice as cunning as a eunuch. You dare to be narcissistic?
Most importantly, your brain is full of useless information. If it weren't for the concubines in the harem supporting you, you would have been devoured long ago, yet you are still not satisfied and do not know how to be grateful.
"You're always either fickle or blinded by lust. Don't you even look at your useless manhood? Is it even fit for work?"
"That was satisfying! That was really satisfying!" Consort Shu and Consort Xian smiled, feeling extremely pleased.
"Clap clap clap clap..."
Having enjoyed watching a dramatic spectacle of a couple hurting each other for free, Sheng Lingwei was quite entertained and even called out to the others, "Excellent! This deserves applause! Everyone, clap!"
"Yes, Princess." The five women, including Rong Mama, obediently obeyed the order, clapping their hands with smiles, but their eyes were fixed on the kneeling eunuchs and palace maids, filled with murderous intent.
The eunuchs and palace maids felt bitter. What could they do? They could only follow their hearts and clap their hands vigorously.
"Clap clap clap clap clap..."
The audience erupted in applause, greatly satisfying the Empress's vanity, while Emperor Sheng's dark face turned as black as could be.
"Ah, all of you, stop! Stop! I will exterminate your entire clan and kill you all!"
"Oh dear, I'm so scared!" Sheng Lingwei covered her mouth and chuckled. "You dog emperor, my nine generations are your nine generations too. Hurry up and order them killed! I want to see if those princes and nobles will obey!"
"You..." Sheng Huang choked, his breath stuck in his throat, unable to come down or come up, which only made him cough.
Sheng Lingwei's smile vanished as she looked down at Emperor Sheng, her eyes icy cold. "You dog emperor, do you want to experience being struck by lightning again?"
No, I don't want to.
Emperor Sheng shook his head frantically. He wasn't stupid. One lightning bolt had already taken half his life. If another lightning bolt struck, he would be dead.
Cherishing your life is of utmost importance.
"Lingwei, your father believes you are a deity descended to earth. Please, please stop striking me with lightning! My body can't withstand being struck by lightning!"
Sheng Lingwei stroked her chin, pretending to ponder.
Sheng Huang's heart raced, and he quickly shut his mouth, barely daring to breathe loudly, for fear of disturbing Sheng Lingwei, or even worse, that she might suddenly go crazy.
As for whether she was a goddess descended from heaven, only God knows. He didn't want to guess anymore; he was too tired.
After a long while, Sheng Lingwei slowly spoke, "I can promise you I won't use Thunder anymore, but..."
"But what?"
"But you have to promise me one thing. If you can't do this, then nothing else matters. Do you understand what I mean?"
Emperor Sheng looked distressed. His cross-eyed eyes tried to move but couldn't, and he broke out in a cold sweat. Then, his charred skin began to sting and burn in waves.
Ouch~ That really hurts.
After careful consideration, he said kindly, "Ling Wei! You can name any other conditions you wish to have, except for the throne, which I cannot give you."
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