In a critical moment, it's always best to slip away first.
Don't let the little guy's pink and sweet appearance fool you; he's far more capable than his brain-dead master.
My eyes merely wandered a little, and my smile became a little brighter, and he immediately saw through my thoughts, knowing that I wanted to escape. He started shouting and yelling, letting Yu Xuan know that I needed to rest.
"Master, the female thief is trying to escape."
In the sky, Yu Xuan glanced at me and said, "Draw a circle on the ground and imprison me," and I was then confined to a three-foot radius.
I've made up my mind. Once my spiritual power is restored, I'm going to beat this brat's bottom until it's bruised and battered.
So I was trapped at the entrance of Liushang Palace for two hours, until the bell rang to signal the start of the banquet.
In the end, I couldn't escape my fate of paying to avoid disaster. I had to give the little one a jar of peach blossom honey and a colorful fruit to avert this undeserved calamity. It was also one of her three large canteens.
Of course, the main reason was because I felt sorry for Mo Han, who had just stabilized the chaotic spiritual energy in his body, and now he had to fight a battle beyond his level for me.
I was really heartbroken, and with a soft heart, I had no choice but to give these treasures to Yu Xuan to play with for a few days, and then find some excuse to get them back later.
The Ascension Banquet has already begun, and as the main character, I naturally cannot be absent. Having put this troublesome matter behind me, I hurriedly headed towards the Jade Elixir Pool.
When they arrived, the banquet had already begun, but it was deserted and few people had come.
The gods these days are so clueless about human relationships. In my Demon Realm, only one god ascends to immortality every ten thousand years, and even when a god holds an ascension banquet—a banquet personally overseen by my maternal grandfather, the Heavenly Emperor—they don't even bother to come and eat and drink for free.
This is truly humiliating. I've visited them quite often, how could this be? It shows how the gods have lost their moral compass.
"Congratulations, Your Highness, on your ascension to the rank of High God. This is a small gift I have prepared for you; please accept it with pleasure."
It was Lord Su Mu who arrived. He hadn't come in person yet, but his gifts were delivered first.
"Xin'er, why don't you open it and let His Highness see it?"
Before I could even exchange pleasantries, he had someone open the gift he had given me. It was a fine Hongmeng Pearl, a vibrant green that looked just like the felt hat worn by Guan Yu.
So I decided that next time she marries her ninth concubine, I would also give her a felt hat of the same color as a token of my gratitude.
"Lord Su Mu, you're too kind. It's enough that you've come. Why bother with these formalities? I'll accept them without hesitation. Someone, please find a seat for Lord Su Mu."
If only God Su Mu could change her lecherous ways and her habit of giving away green Primordial Pearls everywhere.
Although there are many goddesses in the Heavenly Court, they are either aloof, pure, and unapproachable, or bodhisattvas who help the needy and bring peace to the world. They have absolutely no interest in me or a spoiled brat like me who just wants to eat and wait to die.
None of them lived as freely and unrestrainedly as Lord Su Mu. They were all rather reserved. It would have been a real pity if they hadn't been as straightforward, magnanimous, and heroic as Lord Su Mu.
"It's been a long time. Your Highness has become even more beautiful and charming. I wonder if your brother is here today, on this joyous occasion of Your Highness's ascension?"
Sure enough, the weasel's New Year's greeting to the chicken was ill-intentioned; my newly formed feeling of pity was completely dispelled by her words.
If she weren't outmatched, she would be unable to move by now. This is truly outrageous.
“My eldest brother went to the Frozen Hell to be punished. Do you want to go? I’ll talk to my second brother and ask him to make an exception and let you go in for a visit.”
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