Chapter 79: A hundred ways for gays to play, their heads are full of dirty shit...
Seeing that Xie Xiyi was silent, Lianchi didn't dare to say anything more. He found an excuse and left.
Xie Xiyi sat there for a long time and only came back to his senses when he heard Chi Yu's voice.
"Senior Brother Xuan Ji, what are you doing sitting here?" Chi Yu came over from behind and sat next to him. There were not many guests in the inn early in the morning, so Chi Yu called the waiter over to order breakfast.
Although he has been fasting, when he arrives in a mortal town, Chi Yu always tries to experience the local delicacies.
The same is true in the secret realm.
After ordering breakfast, Chi Yu noticed that Xie Xiyi hadn't replied yet, so he looked over at him. Seeing that he was staring at him, he asked nonchalantly, "Senior Brother Xuanji, what's wrong? Is there something on my face?"
Xie Xiyi said indifferently: "No."
Chi Yu then recalled the events before their spiritual cultivation and smacked his lips. "No way, Senior Brother Xuanji, are you still angry?"
I thought to myself that Senior Brother Xuan Ji has a really bad temper.
But in fact, Chi Yu also felt a little confused in his heart——
Even ordinary people, when they are a little older, have to face the fact that no matter how good the relationship was before, the feelings will inevitably fade as time goes by.
For example, Chi Yu had very good friends when he was in elementary school. However, after he entered junior high school, as long as there were a few classes between them, the circle of friends naturally separated and the friendship became weaker.
This is true for both junior high and high school.
I have to admit that there will be good friends in every stage, but such friends can only accompany him for a period of time.
It was true that he was very dependent on Senior Brother Xuan Ji. Every time he saw him or talked to Senior Brother Xuan Ji, he would feel genuine joy and peace in his heart. This was an experience he had never had before.
So when he said that Senior Brother Xuan Ji was his best friend, he was not exaggerating. He truly regarded him as the most important person.
But he was also very sober.
Senior Brother Xuan Ji often said that no feelings were reliable in the world of cultivation, but now he looked like he cared a little.
Chi Yu secretly thought in his heart that perhaps Senior Brother Xuan Ji was more sentimental than he thought.
Oh, wait, this is actually a good thing.
Chi Yu thought that Senior Brother Xuan Ji was heading towards the path he had envisioned, which was a good thing for him. After all, he had even given up the shortcut to go home.
Thinking of this, Chi Yu became happy again. He reached out to hug Xie Xiyi's shoulders.
Over the past six months, their behavioral patterns have completely changed. Xie Xiyi often engages in visualization, and their intimate behavior is covered with the shell of visualization, blurring the boundaries.
Chi Yu also gradually began to like this kind of intimate behavior. Even if Xie Xiyi was not there, he would hug Xiaoqiu to fill that sense of security.
"Senior Brother Xuanji." Chi Yu hugged him and naturally rested his chin on Xie Xiyi's broad shoulders. "Don't be angry, okay?"
Xie Xiyi's tone softened a bit at this time, and he said, "I'm not angry."
"Really?"
Xie Xiyi lowered his eyes, and from his angle he could see Chi Yu's lips close at hand.
It is very full, like petals filled with juice, showing a soft, bright and moist appearance.
Looking up slightly, he saw Chi Yu's beautiful, twinkling eyes. Those clear eyes were filled with trust and dependence on him.
Were the things they did before actually things that only Taoist couples could do?
He...has feelings for Chi Yu?
Xie Xiyi was still very calm at this time, to an eerie degree.
He spoke calmly: "Chi Yu."
Chi Yu didn't react at first, and it took him several seconds to finally react, "Brother Xuanji...? Why are you calling me by my common name?"
Xie Xiyi said, "From now on I will call you by your common name."
Chi Yu said hesitantly, "But, I don't want to call you by your common name, Senior Brother Xuan Ji."
Xie Xiyi: "You don't have to scream."
Chi Yu breathed a sigh of relief and said happily, "Okay, Senior Brother Xuanji."
The four words "Senior Brother Xuan Ji" gave him an unparalleled sense of security, but Xie Xiyi... well, he knew it in his heart, but didn't want to call it out.
Chi Yu then asked, "Senior Brother Xuan Ji, do you want to call me for something?"
Xie Xiyi said: "Nothing, go ahead and do your work."
Chi Yu: "..."
Chi Yu: "?"
"Senior Brother Xuan Ji..." Before he could finish his words, Xie Xiyi stood up, turned around and walked out.
"..." Chi Yu chased after him and asked, "Senior Brother Xuan Ji, are you still going to follow me today?"
Xie Xiyi said without turning his head: "It's a day off today."
Chi Yu: “Ah?”
Being a male ghost and still asking for leave?
Not professional at all!
Chi Yu opened the system panel... Well, there's no point looking at this, because Senior Brother Xuan Ji's skill in concealing his energy is so good that it doesn't show up on the map.
Chi Yu was a little depressed. Although he understood many principles, he felt a little bored when he was away from Senior Brother Xuan Ji for a while.
But he quickly cheered up. He quickly ate the vegetable and shredded pork noodles brought by the waiter, and then went to find Senior Brother Lianchi.
Lian Chi looked a little uneasy when he saw him. Chi Yu noticed this and asked, "What's wrong, Brother Lian Chi?"
Lian Chi coughed lightly and said, "Have you met Senior Brother Xuan Ji?"
"Yes." Chi Yu said with some annoyance: "Senior Brother Xuan Ji is angry with me and has not paid much attention to me today."
Lian Chi asked, "Do you like Senior Brother Xuan Ji?"
Chi Yu said without hesitation: "Of course I like it."
As he said this, he curled up the corners of his lips and smiled.
Lianchi observed his expression and decided to shut up.
It is enough to wake up Senior Brother Xuan Ji, and Junior Brother Long... is still too young, there is no need for him to know too much. Just let him know in a confused way, and perhaps the obstacles to his cultivation can be reduced to a minimum.
Lianchi changed the subject and said, "Let's go."
Chi Yu said, "Wait, I'll go call Xiaoqiu."
Only when Xie Xiyi is not around can Chi Yu take care of everything.
After Xiaoqiu and Wu Yunsu arrived, Chi Yu waved his hand and said, "Let's go."
Lian Chi subconsciously asked Chi Yu, "Junior Brother Long, are we going to deal with that brothel girl today?"
Chi Yu thought for a moment and said, "Let's deal with other things first. We'll talk about it after she gives birth."
Senior Brother Xuan Ji said that this secret realm is his opportunity, so he must be more cautious.
The next place they went to was the Ke family in East City. Lian Chi said to Chi Yu, "You should know this restaurant. The mortals in the restaurant talk about strange things every day."
Chi Yu said, "I know, but it's very strange. If it was a normal thing, how could it lead to this secret realm?"
Lian Chi said, "They're just watching the fun and don't understand. The truth is a little different from the rumors. The eldest son of the Ke family did marry a man, but he was forced into it. He knew his parents wouldn't approve, so he conspired with the matchmaker and had the book repairer kidnapped and put in the bridal sedan. The book repairer had a childhood sweetheart, and they were about to get engaged, but the eldest son of the Ke family intervened, forcibly seizing her and forcing her into prostitution."
Chi Yu: Brother Lianchi, this is not how you force a woman of good character into prostitution is used.
Chi Yu asked, "Brother Lianchi, what have you done?"
Lian Chi said embarrassedly, "I used a secret method to make them exchange souls, but it didn't work. The book repairer didn't dare to divorce Boss Ke."
Chi Yu: "Let's go take a look first."
When they arrived at the Ke family's house, they went in directly without concealing their presence.
After entering, he saw the scene where Boss Ke pressed the book repairer on the table and slammed his hands. The book repairer covered his mouth and dared not say a word, tears streaming down his face. Boss Ke's face was ferocious and excited.
Chi Yu didn't react for a moment. He watched for a long time before he saw the boss Gou Ba spanking the book repairer.
Chi Yu: "..."
He was stunned, and finally reacted. He quickly looked away and reached out to cover Xiaoqiu and Wu Yunsu's eyes.
Lian Chi exclaimed, "Ah!" and said, "Junior Brother Long, let's go out and take shelter."
Chi Yu: “…Oh.”
They retreated silently.
Xiaoqiu asked desperately, "Brother Aotian, what are they doing?"
"..." Chi Yu didn't dare to speak. After a moment of silence, he stammered, "They are doing what only married couples do."
Xiaoqiu frowned slightly and said, "So that's what husband and wife do when they have sex? It's very undignified."
Chi Yu said, "Yes."
He got goosebumps. He had only heard about it before, but now that he had actually seen it, it was hard not to feel disgusted.
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Lianchi thought to himself: I feel like I've been eavesdropping all day.
After they finished, they quietly went in, only to see the book repairer snuggling shyly in the arms of Boss Ke, who looked very satisfied.
Chi Yu looked at them for a moment and said, "Why do I feel like they are in love with each other?"
Lianchi asked, "Really?"
Chi Yu said: "If it is true, we can tell by looking at their memories."
After saying that, Chi Yu extended his spiritual sense to look through their memories.
After reading through it, Chi Yu was shocked. It turned out that the only memories of these two people were flirting and making love, and they didn't know what the world was about. There were things like fairy pillows, dragon and phoenix, fish leaping over the dragon gate, sheep eye rings, Mr. Horn, tie rings, and so on.
Because it only takes a few moments to review the memory, Chi Yuche was too late and was forced to watch the large-scale gay video.
Chi Yu: My eyes! ! ! ! !
Chi Yu was so shocked that he was speechless.
Lianchi: "Junior Brother Long?"
Chi Yu couldn't help but reach out and hug him, burying his face in his chest and muttering, "Brother Lianchi, my eyes are dirty."
Lianchi: “???”
His whole body was stiff, and he didn't know whether to push him away or hug him, "Junior Brother Long...don't do this."
If Senior Brother Xuan Ji was still following them secretly, wouldn’t it be irritating for him to see this scene?
Lian Chi was held in his arms like this, and listening to his fake crying with some grievance, her heart couldn't help but soften. She thought to herself that it was no wonder that Xuan Ji, such a cold and arrogant man, would break the precepts.
Junior Brother Long was very intelligent and gifted, and when he occasionally showed this vulnerability—even if it was fake—his appearance was truly pitiful.
And now, touching, hugging and acting coquettishly have become normalized for Chi Yu. This is the consequence of blurred boundaries, but he himself is completely unaware of it.
However, Lian Chi had no ill feelings towards him. He was just worried about being targeted by Senior Brother Xuan Ji. After struggling for a while, he pushed Chi Yu away and said, "Junior Brother Long, what's wrong?"
Chi Yu said angrily, "Brother Lianchi, go and read their memories!"
Lian Chi took a quick look and immediately understood. He couldn't help but laugh and said, "What's the big deal? All mortal couples are like this. They just know how to have fun a little bit."
Chi Yu muttered, "Butts are for pooping, not for this kind of thing. They're actually doing this kind of thing with such high intensity."
What's even more terrifying is that when you scan with your spiritual sense, the image will remain for a long time, causing Chi Yu's mind to be full of pornographic garbage.
I was forced to learn a hundred ways of playing with gays.
I don’t want this kind of memory!!!
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