Chapter 3: Is there anyone in the mental hospital who understands baby talk? Translation...
The players were right to worry. The bearded man combed the unconscious male player's hair back into a long bun and threw him aside like a rag.
Then he turned his gaze to the other players.
Players: “…”
Fuck, don’t look at me, don’t look at me, don’t look at me!!!
The other players were all disgusted and looked unhappy, while the timid ones began to tremble.
Let’s not talk about why you need to comb your hair back, but is there any need to use the saliva of this hairy monster to comb your hair?
And that brush, now I can be 100% sure, it must be the hair plucked from this thing.
The bearded man had a face full of fat, and his eyes were squeezed into a small, narrow strip by the fat, flashing with a vicious cold light.
When he saw the little cub that was two feet long, his little eyes seemed to widen a little.
Although Gu Rong was hiding behind Zhuang Yu, his beard was more than two meters tall and his vision was wide, so he easily spotted the cub.
Without saying a word, he took a step forward with his strong legs and walked towards Gu Rong, licking the bristle brush in his hand as he walked. It seemed that he was determined to comb a short back hair for this little guy.
In Gu Rong's eyes, the bearded man looked no different from a hairy giant.
As soon as Gu Rong saw him coming, he immediately stretched out his short legs, turned around and ran.
He doesn't want to brush his hair with that stinky brush!
The bearded man was just bulky, but he walked quite fast. One step took him four or five steps more than others. As soon as he saw Gu Rong running away, he said "hmm" and reached out to grab the cub.
Gu Rong was very smart. Since he couldn't run fast, he just crawled under the table and hid in the innermost part.
When he was being chased before, or when some bad zombie wanted to eat him, he would just hide in some small corner. Because they were too big, they couldn't get in and catch him.
The bearded man glared. Not only could he not reach under the table to grab Gu Rong, even bending down was difficult for him. He had brute force but not dexterity.
Seeing that he couldn't catch Gu Rong, he was so angry that he wanted to overturn the table.
The nun said, "Jie Xiu, that's enough!"
The bearded man named Jie Xiu finally stopped and the table was saved.
The players suddenly realized that they had been holding their breath and worrying about this little cub, and now they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
006 said: [Little host, we now have 10,000 points. I will buy you a comb and hair oil from the system mall. Let's comb your hair up ourselves.]
Gu Rong nodded his head: [Hmmmm!]
The next second, Gu Rong had a comb coated with hair oil in his hand.
Gu Rong's hair is brown and short, only reaching her ears. It is all soft lanugo, and some hair has not grown out yet.
He grabbed the comb with his little hands and combed his hair back, instantly turning into a little gentleman.
After combing the hair, the comb and the remaining hair oil are put into the system backpack by the system.
006 said: [Okay, little host, we can go out now.]
Gu Rong put his hands on the ground and crawled out from under the table very swiftly.
When he crawled out, everyone saw that his little head was combed back in a slicked-back style, making him look like a young nobleman.
All the players were touched by cuteness for a moment.
Despite her young age, she is incredibly good-looking. As long as she doesn't grow ugly, she can make a living just by relying on her looks.
When Jie Xiu saw it, he was extremely disappointed.
He seemed to want to comb the little brat's hair very much, but when he couldn't do it, he grabbed another unlucky player and started combing his hair.
The player screamed and his scalp was almost burning with sparks.
The experienced players, seeing Gu Rong combing her hair by herself, followed suit and bought a comb and hair oil from the system mall. They combed their own hair back before Jie Xiu did the same.
But a few clumsy players still couldn't escape the fate of having their hair brushed by saliva.
After their hair was brushed with saliva, they all looked hopeless, feeling that their hair was contaminated and could not be kept. It was sticky like a roll of soaked kelp, fishy and smelly.
To be honest, the keys on the brush all smelled smelly, and no one wanted to touch them if it weren't for the mission requirements.
Jie Xiu combed the player's hair and turned his gaze to the man in the white coat who had been standing aside and watching coldly.
The man in the white coat didn't have his hair combed back, but his smooth forehead was exposed, and he wore gold-rimmed glasses on his nose. When he saw Jie Xiu looking at him, his thin lips kept smiling, but a cold light flashed in his eyes.
Jie Xiu seemed to be unable to understand the expression and seemed to want to comb his white coat as well.
This time it wasn't the nun who spoke, but Inspector Mossen who took out his baton, pressed it against Jie Xiu's waist, and grinned, "Dr. Lin is no lamb."
Players: “…”
Oh, it’s us, right?
I was wrong just now. That slippery big back hair is not a calf licked by a cow, but a lamb licked by a ewe!
Dr. Lin—Lin Xuezhuo, wearing a knee-length white coat, stood tall and straight, not a hair out of place, and didn't take Jie Xiu seriously at all.
The nun glanced at Lin Xuezhuo and nodded in greeting.
Lin Xuezhu also smiled and nodded.
The nun said, "Alright, Jie Xiu, take the patients back to their respective wards."
Jie Xiu blew out two bursts of air from his nose, not very satisfied, but still put the bristle brush into his pocket.
At this time, a baby's voice rang out: "Auntie, why don't you eat first?"
nun:"……"
Everyone: “…”
Live broadcast room: "..."
Aunt?
Who are you calling?
No, this is like a horror game. Why do you open your mouth and ask for food... No, eat!
Gu Rong tilted his little head, his face was cute and innocent, and his expression was extremely serious, as if eating was the top priority.
He couldn't wait to eat.
Everyone looked at his serious face and was speechless.
Gu Rong had a good reason: "If I don't eat, what will I do if I get hungry?"
As he said this, he spread out his hands.
Everyone: “…”
The nun looked at Gu Rong, and because of the word "Auntie", her smile became more sincere and her tone was much kinder: "Yes, this little patient is still growing. Dinner time is not over yet, so let's go to the cafeteria to eat first."
Players: “…”
Look, this NPC is hypocritical.
*
【What a great aunt! 】
[I'm dying of laughter. A nun's heart is colder and harder than the knife used by RT-Mart to kill fish for ten years. Auntie, hahaha!]
[The sweet-talking kid gets meat. He's so young, but he knows how to call people younger. Look, he's going to eat soon!]
[I, the auntie, also want to be called auntie by my little one. Who wouldn’t be confused by this little baby voice? ]
[When I think about how none of the players realized this was actually a small NPC, I'm laughing so hard that I want to die.]
——The suspected spoiler barrage is only open to the audience——
Thanks to this little cub, players don’t have to go to bed hungry.
Jie Xiu led the players to the cafeteria.
The cafeteria was on the third floor, and there was a choice between taking the stairs or the elevator, but Jie Xiu chose the elevator.
The elevator was already crowded, and Jie Xiu took the lead and strode in, filling the entire elevator by himself.
The others looked at it and thought, "Oh my goodness! How can anyone get in here?" They looked around and saw that there was only space above Jie Xiu's head. Could it be possible that someone could stand on his head?
After Jie Xiu entered the elevator, he began to back away from the players. The originally narrow and crowded elevator actually expanded to double the space, leaving a large empty space in front of Jie Xiu.
Players: “…”
So cool!
But, are you sure it won't be overloaded?
Everyone stepped into the elevator with worry.
Gu Rong followed Lin Xuezhuo with a tapping sound, holding his straw in his little hand, eager to insert it into the back of Lin Xuezhuo's hand.
Live broadcast room: “……???”
I don't understand, I totally don't understand.
Take another look.
Before Gu Rong could reach the back of Lin Xuezhuo's hand, he was noticed. When he looked up, he saw Lin Xuezhuo lowering his head and looking at him with unclear eyes.
Gu Rong hid his little fleshy hand holding the straw behind his back and pretended nothing had happened.
But people have already seen it, and there is no point in hiding it now.
Lin Xuezhuo looked at him silently for half a second, and didn't bother with the kid. He moved aside, made way for the elevator, and let the kid go first.
Gu Rong was a polite boy, and he thanked him sweetly: "Thank you, doctor uncle."
Lin Xuezhuo was stunned for a moment, but soon returned to normal and stepped into the elevator after Gu Rong.
The other players were secretly shocked.
Unexpectedly, this little cub is actually such a cool guy. He can get along well with NPCs, calling them "Auntie" on the left and "Doctor Uncle" on the right. He is really good at getting along with everyone.
However, everyone looked at Lin Xuezhuo.
Lin Xuezhu looks very young, and his exact age cannot be determined, but his clothing and identity always give people a sense of shrewdness.
Everyone was unsure whether Lin Xuezhuo and Sheriff Mossen were the managers of the mental hospital, and whether they had the key on them?
Jie Xiu has one, not to mention the nun, and the top manager must have one too!
After the elevator door closed, I pressed the number 3 and the elevator shook three times, scaring everyone.
Fortunately, the elevator started to move up.
Jie Xiu rolled his eyes, seeming to be annoyed by the patients' strange behavior.
Gu Rong was young and had poor balance, so he almost fell to the ground.
Fortunately, Zhuang Yu was quick-witted and had been paying more attention to the cub from the beginning. When he saw that he almost fell, he supported him in time.
Gu Rong blinked her big eyes and looked up at Zhuang Yu.
Zhuang Yu said, "Be careful."
Gu Rong was indeed a little community cow. He grabbed two of the man's fingers without hesitation, used them to steady himself, and said with a smile, "Thank you, big brother."
Zhuang Yu touched his little head.
Wow, this feels so good! How is this different from petting a cat?
Touch it again!
Gu Rong let herself be touched, not stingy at all. After Zhuang Yu finished touching her, she even raised her hand to tidy up her slicked-back hair.
What's so good about touching his head?
Adults are just weird.
Zhuang Yu: “…”
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Arriving at the cafeteria on the third floor, the players discovered that in addition to the thirteen patients, there were many other patient NPCs.
As soon as they got out of the elevator, they arrived at the cafeteria hall.
The light was dim, as if covered with a layer of oily substance, making people feel depressed and suffocated.
It was dinner time, and the cafeteria was filled with all kinds of patients. What was even worse was that every patient NPC had their hair combed back.
Players: “…”
Holy shit, this is like being in a slump.
Everyone in the cafeteria had their hair slicked back, it was such a weird scene.
As soon as the players appeared, all the patient NPCs' eyes turned to them at once, staring at them without blinking. Their eyes were gloomy and cold, with a sticky cold light that made people feel extremely uncomfortable.
They look at the players as if they were meat on a chopping block.
Everyone subconsciously stopped and dared not move forward.
They noticed that the patient NPCs also wore bracelets on their wrists, but the difference was that the patient NPCs' bracelets emitted a light blue light, while the players' bracelets emitted a light purple light.
The bracelet colors of NPC and player are different?
Gu Rong is also an NPC, but he wears the [Little Mental Patient] identity card to hide his NPC identity.
The patient NPC soon saw the little baby held in Zhuang Yu's hand and was stunned.
Um?
What is this?!
There is everything in this mental hospital except children.
What’s more, he is such a small baby that he can barely walk steadily.
She even has a slicked back hair!
funny!
Other people’s slicked-back hair looks weird and funny, but this little one’s slicked-back hair looks adorable and very kawaii.
As soon as the little baby entered the cafeteria and saw so many people, his eyes lit up.
His dark eyes were like glass beads, sparkling, and he swallowed his saliva.
Patient NPCs: "..."
Why does this look vaguely familiar?
006: [……]
Little host, please be more restrained.
This look is easy to understand. To put it simply, it is the look of seeing "food", just like the look of the patient NPC when he sees the thirteen players.
I can’t finish it. I can’t finish it at all.
But no one, whether NPC or player, thought much about it.
After all, no one would have thought that such a small kid, whose arms were not even as long as a human, would actually treat adults who were several times bigger than him as "food". Moreover, with so many people here, he even wanted to use a straw to drink from them in rows. He had no idea how young he was.
The greedy snake wants to swallow an elephant.
At this moment, Gu Rong suddenly broke free from Zhuang Yu's hand and ran to the front.
Zhuang Yu was stunned, and his eyes followed Gu Rong's movements.
The eyes of others also followed Gu Rong.
I saw a male player in front of me squatting on the ground tying his shoelaces.
Gu Rong ran behind the male player, not knowing what to do. In her little hand was a shiny silver straw, which she didn't know where it came from.
The little hand grabbed the straw, aimed it at the player's head, and stabbed it again with a sharp movement.
After inserting it, he leaned forward and put his mouth on it and sucked, sucked...but couldn't suck it up.
Male player: ???
Everyone: ? ? !
Live broadcast room: […?!]
006: […………]
This... Is there anyone who understands baby talk and can translate it for me?!
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