“Bold!”
"court death!"
"Asshole!"
...
Everyone was furious.
If it weren't for the fact that today was the coronation ceremony and everyone was wearing formal attire, Cheng Guorong would have habitually started pulling at his belt. After pulling it for a long time, he found out that it was a jade belt used for decoration (inlaid with crystals, a specialty of Qinghe). After thinking about the cost of the jade belt, he gave up in disappointment.
Ding Lin and his generals were even more direct.
Ding Lin looked around and found that there was nothing that could be used as a weapon. The only chair that could be used as a weapon was sitting under Lin Hai's butt, and it was difficult to pull it away. So he rolled up his sleeves and planned to press Lu Shan to death in the water mirror.
Submitting a declaration of war at someone else's coronation ceremony is very similar to delivering an urn to someone else when their child is just born.
This isn't a provocation; this is just shitting on someone's neck.
Even though there is a tradition of not killing envoys when two countries are at war, Lin Hai feels that there is no problem at all in killing Lu Shan on the spot. Even an extreme moralist cannot find any moral stain on him.
Lin Hai watched calmly as Ding Lin and his men beat Lu Shan violently in the court, with no intention of stopping. Anyway, Ding Lin was a man who knew the seriousness of the situation, so he would definitely leave him some time to breathe so that he could interrogate him later.
Soon, Ding Lin, who had finished warming up on Lu Shan, looked up at Lin Hai. Lin Hai understood and said calmly:
"Alright, stop it. Fighting and making a scene in the court is unbecoming. Someone, help Lord Lu up."
Although Lu Shan knew that his end would not be good when he received this life-threatening mission, Lin Hai was so shameless that he actually described the incident of several people pinning him to the ground and beating him to death as a fight, as if it was a trivial matter.
This is because Lu Shan doesn't understand Lin Hai. If he hadn't considered that he still had time to question him, Lin Hai would have directly defined this incident as a fight, and then ordered Ding Lin and Lu Shan to be beaten with thirty boards each... Well, it would be carried out by Ding Lin's subordinates.
Lin Hai was completely confident that after thirty strokes of the cane, Ding Lin was still as calm as ever and walking briskly, while Lu Shan, no matter how strong he was, would not be able to withstand the second stroke.
"Sir Lu, you came here just to submit this declaration of war, right?"
Lin Hai said as he looked at the declaration of war
Well, it is well written, with quotations from classics, and the handwriting is neat and clear. You can tell at first glance that it was written by someone with good education and level of knowledge.
However, since Lin Hai didn't know much about the allusions of this world, he didn't quite understand it. He only knew that the other party was scolding him in the first thousand words, and the last few sentences were about declaring war, and the date of the war was today.
"Your Majesty, as special envoys, I'm here to offer congratulations. However, declaring war is also my duty, and I have no choice but to do so. After all, the dates coincide, and we can't send two waves of envoys."
As Lu Shan spoke, he straightened his clothes, tucked the torn parts inside, smoothed out the wrinkles, and then straightened his back, trying his best to maintain a polite and decent appearance.
"Hahahahaha, this is the funniest joke I've heard today. Declaring war on me during my grand ceremony, is this also part of the congratulations? Or is this how you people of the Chen Dynasty like to congratulate others?"
This is a bit embarrassing, because no matter how eloquent they are, it is clear that the people of the Chen Dynasty were dishonest and impolite this time.
"Your Majesty, my Dachen is naturally..."
"Let's put it again. Forget about the big Chen and the small Chen. You guys are so fond of adding a big character before the country's name. It sounds annoying. I see that you don't have this big character in your country's letter. Please don't change your country's name.
Besides, your country's name is Chen. If your country's name is Bian, wouldn't you call it the Great Bian Dynasty?"
Lin Hai shouted angrily.
Everyone in Qinghe and the envoys from the other two countries laughed very cooperatively. At this time, it was best for everyone to cooperate with the leader's jokes, otherwise they would easily become a joke.
"Brother Lin, don't be angry. Anger is harmful to your health."
Shi Zhener on the side advised.
Speaking of which, Shi Zhen'er was also very angry. Her grand wedding was disrupted by someone. She even wanted to eat Lu Shan.
"Wang Maoduan said it's not appropriate to kill today. We can just torture him to death after midnight. Why get angry now?"
Shi Zhener's persuasion was very useful, and most people at the scene, including Lin Hai, thought it was a good idea.
Of course, Lu Shan might not think so, but everyone simply ignored his wishes.
"Your Majesty, adding a capital letter to a country's name is a custom that has existed since ancient times. Why are you being so picky? If Your Majesty wishes, there is nothing wrong with adding a capital letter to your country's name."
Lu Shan replied, cursing inwardly: "Damn, a war is about to start. Can you be more professional? We can discuss the war instead of getting hung up on a big word." Besides, those in power are all men. What man doesn't like big words? Are you saying you're small?
However, Lu Shan only dared to say this in his heart. If he said it out loud, he would really not be able to leave.
"Haha, you know it yourself whether it's serious or not, and you keep talking about it every day. Doesn't that just prove the saying, how do you say it?
You want what you lack.
It's because you're small that you keep saying you're big. "
The advantage of being an emperor is that you can say whatever you want, and even if you offend someone, ordinary people can't do anything to you.
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