The messenger stood in front of the Qinghe formation and began to shout. He knew very well that he was within the range of Qinghe's powerful crossbows, but the people of Qinghe were very disciplined and never shot messengers, which made him feel a lot more at ease. However, although the military order asked him to curse in the battle, the words coming out of his mouth were much more civilized. After all, if you curse the Qinghe people enough, they may nail you to the ground with an arrow, and you can't go to the Qinghe people to claim compensation.
"General Jiang Guoping, brothers from Qinghe, our general has ordered you to come out of your fortifications and engage in a face-to-face, gun-to-gun battle! What's the point of hiding in the trenches? We've been fighting for so long, I believe you're tired. Why not come out and decide the outcome? The sooner the battle is over, the sooner we can return home."
The messenger shouted.
According to the usual practice, he only needed to shout three times and he could go back. Anyway, the Qinghe Army's position was so quiet that it was impossible to get any response.
"Are you stupid?"
!!!
The people of Qinghe responded!
This made the messenger feel like he was hallucinating for a moment.
For so many days, his job was to babble to Qinghe's position, as if he was taking care of a vegetative patient for many years. He tried every possible way to talk to him in an attempt to awaken his consciousness, but he had only received silence as an answer.
But today, a miracle happened.
This vegetative person spoke!
This isn't a medical miracle anymore, it's a fucking miracle.
"I didn't hear what you said."
The messenger shouted, trying to confirm whether he had been talking to the air for too long, causing some nerve problems.
"If you have bad hearing, don't come out as a messenger! Tell them to replace you!"
"Oh, I heard it. Go on."
The envoy was so happy that he danced with joy. As long as he could call out the Qinghe Army today, the prince personally promised him the first credit. It seemed that promotion and wealth were inevitable. Alas, it seemed that he was destined to be rich and there was no way to escape it.
"I'm telling you, you have more people than us, and you're asking us to come out and fight in the open? Are you crazy?"
Upon listening carefully, I found that the people of Qinghe were very uncouth, and the person who came out to answer the question had a hoarse voice.
"Then you'll just stay in your fortifications every day. How long will this war last?"
Being called "Laozi" made the messenger feel bad all of a sudden.
"If you can't fight anymore, just retreat. Once you leave, we will naturally come out of the fortifications and chase you down to beat you up."
He spoke in a hoarse voice and was very arrogant.
He couldn't help but be arrogant. He was the one with the worst voice selected from the entire army. In Huang Zong's words, "Before the battle, your voice alone can break their mentality."
"You are occupying the territory of Dachen. How can you say such rude words?"
The messenger was furious.
"I told you, come in and kill me. Fuck you, if you could come in, you would have come in long ago. You've been standing at the door for two months and still can't get in. Are you still men?"
The man with a hoarse voice answered according to Huang Zong's instructions.
"Hiding in a turtle shell all this time, is that what men do? Are you guys possessed by a green-haired turtle? If you've got the guts, stand up and stick your head out!"
After so many days, the messenger finally started his job - "swearing".
"Fuck you! Who the hell told you to talk back? Believe it or not, I'll come out and chop you to death!"
"Come out if you're capable! If you were truly capable, how could you have hidden for so long? I'm telling you, there are more women than men in Qinghe. Stay in the trenches for three years, and your wife will give birth to a big fat boy."
"Bullshit! After so many years of war, every country has more women than men. How can your wife be any better?"
"I'm not married, I'm not afraid. I'll just wait until you all die, and then I'll take over your wives."
"My wife weighs 250 kilograms and is known as the most beautiful woman in Xijing. If you have the guts, go ahead!"
"Fuck."
"Okay, you said it, go ahead and fuck me if you can."
The two sides had a long conversation in front of the battle, which was full of both mother and fuck. When both coaches were already a little sleepy, Qinghe said in a hoarse voice:
"Our boss said, regarding this line of defense ahead, if you can get through, we will fight you to the death. Oh, no, our boss will personally take action and kill all of you one by one."
"If you have the guts, tell me what your boss's name is, or he'll deny it later!"
He roared with rage, his voice hoarse, and he gathered his energy into his chest, shouting, "Let your grandfather hear this clearly. Our leader is the Qinghe Vanguard General—Jiang Guoping!"
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