It's hard for you during your menstrual period
The weak Su Yanxi's eyes were a little empty. She pushed Shen Zhe away and could hardly smile.
Taking a deep breath, Su Yanxi said to Shen Zhe, "Shen Zhe, please ask for leave for me. I have a stomachache and want to rest today."
Su Yanxi was listless, and Shen Zhe put away his joking intention, feeling a little uncomfortable.
"Okay, then how are you going back? Do you need me to take you back?" Shen Zhe asked.
"No, I'll ask my driver to pick me up." Su Yanxi refused, "You should go back to the ceremony. It's not polite for the protagonist to disappear for too long."
Shen Zhe looked back every few steps, and only after Su Yanxi repeatedly assured him that nothing would happen to him did he turn around and leave.
Su Yanxi breathed a sigh of relief.
*
When the queen learned that her son had abandoned the guests at the banquet for his fiancée who had fainted from anger, her face turned pale.
They are all college students, yet they are still so ignorant and have forgotten the basic etiquette of hospitality!
One is petty and jealous, the other only has love in her heart and no vision. Of course, the queen will not be angry with Shen Zhe. She just thinks that Su Yanxi is looking for trouble and is not worthy of being a royal daughter-in-law. In contrast, the more she looks at Su Cheng who helps to appease the guests, the more satisfied she is.
This is the style of a lady from a noble family.
Soon after returning, Miss Su Er had become very steady and did everything in an orderly manner.
It wouldn't be a bad idea to replace the royal daughter-in-law with someone else... After all, the royal daughter-in-law is her husband's right-hand man. Su Cheng is much better than Su Yanxi in both character and strength. A comparison between the two will reveal who is better.
It seems that some things cannot be improved by long-term education, and those who grow up in the wild may not be that bad.
When Shen Zhe came back, the Queen took Su Cheng to socialize. When she saw her son, she said in a deep voice:
"You still remember to come back!"
"Queen Mother, Xixi is sick..."
"Alright!" The Queen interrupted Shen Zhe's explanation. "Those things are not important. You are the protagonist today. It would be rude to leave suddenly. What's important now is to apologize to all the guests. Go!"
Shen Zhe frowned and wanted to say something, but the Queen urged him, "Go!"
Shen Zhe didn't continue explaining and walked towards the guests.
After driving her son away, the queen turned to Su Cheng and said, "This child is really troublesome!"
Su Cheng is not stupid. The queen herself said that the child is a worry, but she cannot agree with her. No mother can tolerate others saying bad things about her child.
"Madam, you are too modest. Brother Shen Zhe is the champion today. It brings great honor to you!"
"Hahaha, you're quite the talker!" The Queen smiled. "I know my child well. From now on, I'll have to trouble those around you to keep an eye on him. I hope something like today doesn't happen again!"
*
Su Yanxi returned to the Su family and lay down. Unexpectedly, the more she had nothing to do, the more severe the pain in her stomach became. It hurt so much that she hoped that the Big Bang would destroy the universe and then everything would start over again so that women would no longer evolve such an inhuman thing as the uterus.
What animal can survive by bleeding for seven days? The answer is - woman.
Su Yanxi is a woman with an even worse fate. Every time she has her period, she suffers from excruciating pain. The key is that her period is not on time and she likes to sneak attack. This time it came early, catching Su Yanxi off guard.
If she was born to suffer, it would be better for her to die quickly, so that she wouldn't have to suffer those few days every month when her life is worse than death. It's too unbearable!
I really don’t understand. The world is so developed, why hasn’t anyone invented a medicine that can block out pain?
Su Yanxi felt quite resentful about this.
"System, can this situation be treated with a healing card?"
[Host, don't rush to seek medical treatment.]
Seeing her rolling on the bed in pain, the system began to give her advice.
[My Lord, I have a way to save you from suffering.]
Su Yanxi's head felt dizzy from the pain.
The system was so polite that she couldn't help but wonder what bad idea he was going to come up with.
"Speaking."
[You can completely perform a second body swap, letting the target host suffer the pain for you, and then swap back when your body is healed. Wouldn't that be wonderful!]
Although Su Yanxi firmly opposed exchanging bodies with Shen Yunian, the system's proposal to let Shen Yunian help her bear it was really tempting, so tempting that she couldn't say a word to refuse.
Letting Shen Yunian come through might prevent her from graduating, but it could solve the problem that was making her almost die of pain! As for not being able to graduate, that was a matter for the future.
What's more important is that she survives these seven days, right?!
"Switch!" Su Yanxi succumbed to this physical difference that was disadvantageous to women, "But——"
"We must be fully prepared!"
Thinking of the chance to escape this inhumane pain, Su Yanxi sat up in shock in his dying illness.
The preparation Su Yanxi mentioned was to make three rules with Shen Yunian.
She took out a palm-sized notebook with cute green plants drawn on it and wrote down her requirements.
[Hello civilian male:
You damaged my succulents, ate my strawberries, and gave me an extra C on my test. You did all sorts of evil things (crossed out), stirred up trouble (crossed out), and made a mess of my life. As compensation, you are honored to be chosen to support me during this special seven-day period, but we have to make three (crossed out), four (crossed out), five (crossed out) and six rules.
First, you are not allowed to sleep in class, and the class content must be recorded with a recorder;
Second, no destroying the plants! And no stealing the strawberries! You're allowed to eat one, but I'm going to eat the rest! Also! Don't steal (cross out) the tri-color ore from the potted plants. It's valuable, but it's just for decoration! You unaesthetic commoner! Don't just focus on profit in my body! I've added new tri-color ore and snow stone, so you better not touch them! Otherwise, you're dead!
Third, no spending! Look at what you've done! I only have 2,000 Star Coins left! I'm already capped, so you can't spend a penny of my money! Go earn it yourself!
Fourth, be careful of Su Cheng, she is my sister, and for some unknown reasons, we are now sworn enemies.
Fifth, if you need to attend a banquet, pretend to be sick and don’t go.
Sixth, if you find marks on my body that don’t belong there, I advise you to do your part and don’t look at them inappropriately, otherwise I will make you pay!
Now you can take over my body, but I'll be sorry for the hardship during my menstrual period!]
The familiar dizziness began, and Shen Yunian knew what was going to happen. He entered the girl's body again, and he adapted well... Good!
He felt a huge pain in his waist. If his own body could have resisted it, this body was sensitive and fragile, and the pain was dozens of times that of others. The pain went deep into his bones, forcing him to believe that the young lady was paralyzed or run over by a car.
It was only when he saw the message on the bedside table that he realized that it was a special period.
But what is a special period? Does everyone have it? He has never felt it!
However, Su Yanxi entered his body just to avoid the special period. It seems that this thing has gender differences.
Shen Yunian checked on the Star Network and found that the so-called special period meant bleeding for more than seven days...
Shen Yunian: Women are really scary creatures!
She bleeds for seven days every month, no wonder she is so weak!
Shen Yunian continued to read the message. The corrections on the mini notebook were obvious. The owner of the handwriting scribbled a few strokes, but the content before the corrections could still be seen.
After reading the messages, Shen Yunian, who had done many evil things and stirred up trouble, smiled evilly and picked up his pen to reply to each one in the notebook.
First, don’t do it
Second, strawberries are eaten by your body, which means you eat them all, so I will eat them all.
Third, I will make money, because you really have no money!
Fourth, not paying much attention
Fifth, sorry, I love banquets the most!
Sixth, I am good-looking.
After stopping writing, Shen Yunian looked at the cursive script behind the beautiful handwriting and nodded with satisfaction.
Tsk tsk, he found a new pleasure, which was to irritate this aggressive young lady.
Looking forward to her expression when she sees the book!
Shen Yunian threw down his notebook, changed into men's clothes, clapped his hands, and decided not to waste time staying at home.
Although my stomach still hurts, I'm used to it and I can just ignore it.
This time when he travels through time, he has to make good use of Su Yanxi's body to do something useful.
*
As soon as he entered Shen Yunian's body, the excruciating pain disappeared instantly, and Su Yanxi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Being a man is so cool!"
Apart from being a bit dirty, smelly and ugly, everything else is pretty good.
Su Yanxi was very satisfied. He jumped out of the bed with energy and noticed a small note beside his pillow.
Civilian men also left her messages?
Su Yanxi held the note and looked at it. The handwriting was very unruly. It took her some time to get used to it and read it word by word.
[Miss:
I'm curious, why did we swap bodies? Why did you choose me? Is Miss tired of aristocratic life and wants to blend in with the common people for some fun?
After you left, the world became very strange, I need some explanation! Otherwise it will make me look like schizophrenia!
P.S. Stone and I have already taken care of the flour. Let's enjoy the fruits of our labor. If we can still exchange!
After reading it, Su Yanxi rummaged around and found a pen under the quilt, picked it up and wrote a reply.
In response to these questions, Su Yanxi replied with four words: No comment!
[I'll keep track of what's been going on lately so you don't look schizophrenic, but you don't need to know anything else.]
Actually, it would be okay to tell him, but Su Yanxi was not in the mood to explain too much to a civilian.
He won't understand even if I explain it to him, so it's just a waste of effort.
Returning to the small cave again, Su Yanxi began to miss her bright and spacious room again, but when she thought of the pain that made her want to die, she became obedient.
"This room seems much tidier."
I looked around and read her comments.
The things the miners gave her were all carefully placed on a stone slab, neatly classified and arranged. Several jars were placed on a small stone table, and the energy stove and pot were placed aside.
Su Yanxi opened the jar and saw the snow-white flour. She smiled so hard that her teeth couldn't see her eyes.
"Looks like I finally don't have to drink that bitter, astringent, expired nutrient solution for the next seven days!"
Moreover, Chen Yunian put on his clothes and pants properly, looking like a decent human being. After all, he had transitioned from primitive society to civilized society.
After thinking about the eye-catching clothing styles of many other miners, Su Yanxi decided that this time he must make all the miners wear clothes!
Save your eyes, action!
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