"Do you usually text with each other?"
"Send!" The fat man nodded honestly.
"What was your first sentence?"
"Are you there?" the fat man said affirmatively. What else could he say?
"Are you there? Do you want to borrow money?"
"Then ask if you are free?" The fat man changed his answer uncertainly.
"What if the other party says they are busy?" Feng Xiaoyun asked back in frustration.
"Uh~" After hearing this, the fat man felt that it seemed to make some sense.
"What's the most important thing when you're chatting with someone? Curiosity. The right approach should be to share experiences and spark curiosity! Do you understand?"
The flesh on the fat man's cheeks trembled.
"Well, if my first sentence to you is, 'I saw someone who looked very much like you in a teahouse today,' what would be your reaction?" Feng Xiaoyun pointed at the fat man and gave an example.
"..." The fat man and Feng Xiaoyun continued to stare at each other.
"Wouldn't a normal girl wonder which teahouse it was in? Why did you think someone looked like me when you saw them? You sparked their imagination and curiosity, and that's how we can keep chatting."
"Oh!" The fat man nodded thoughtfully, but he didn't know whether he understood it or not.
Then Feng Xiaoyun continued: "If you meet, you have to praise each other, right?"
The fat man nodded and said without any instruction: "So when we met, I praised her for looking really good today, right?"
"What's right?" Feng Xiaoyun said unhappily, "A girl knows herself far better than you can imagine. She knows exactly what her strengths and weaknesses are."
"Then~~then I won't praise her?"
"Praise, why not? Women always need praise, but your praise has to focus on her feelings. Do you understand? If you just say she's beautiful and she says she's beautiful too, then what's the difference between you and others?"
"So you have to find her unique strengths, even strengths that only you can see. You have to be sincere, okay? Be sincere!"
The fat man patted his chest, then frowned and wondered what special advantages the other person had.
"Xiao Yun, do you think I look better with makeup or without makeup?" Yan Zi suddenly asked at the bar.
"You look better than others without makeup, and you're like a fairy after putting on makeup. You're almost making it difficult for others to live."
"Hateful! You're so smooth-talking!" Yan Zi blushed and spat at him, but she was actually laughing in her heart.
"Did you see that?" Feng Xiaoyun proudly explained to the fat man, "My wife asked that question. Do you think she really wants to know when she looks good? No, women think they look good all the time. So the key is to praise her for being better looking than others."
"Brother Yun, you're awesome!" The fat man gave a thumbs up in admiration.
"Then~ What should I do if I plan to confess? I've read in many books that sometimes, if you confess and get rejected, you can't even be friends anymore."
The fat man asked about the topic that concerned him most. He was really uneasy in his heart. If he didn't say it, he would lose his appetite day by day. Moreover, the book said that when fate comes, you must seize it. If you miss it, it may be a lifelong thing.
Of course, he didn't want to miss the fate he had been waiting for for 28 years, so he made up his mind to invite the other party here today and prepare to confess his love.
But I'm also afraid that if my confession fails and we can't even be friends, then there won't be any chances in the future.
"Sure, Fatty, that's a good question. I do have a way to express my feelings that works both offensively and defensively. Do you want to know?"
The fat man nodded repeatedly, almost bowing down in worship.
"You can start by saying this: I'm going to confess my feelings to the person I like. What do you think?"
"Huh?" The fat man was shocked. "Doesn't this mean I'm telling people I like someone else? No, no."
"Hey, can't the person you like be the other person? Just listen to me first. No matter what the other person says to you, just say I like you."
"Is this so direct?"
"That's it!" Feng Xiaoyun nodded affirmatively, and then analyzed it for him: "If the other person is interested in you, then they will know that the person you like is her, and they will agree to it naturally."
"What if the other party doesn't mean that and refuses?" the fat man asked nervously.
"Then just say that even you don't agree, and it seems there's no hope in confessing your feelings. This way, she'll think you're not attracted to her, making you less of a threat. You can still be friends with her. As for whether it works out in the end, it all depends on whether you two are a good match."
"Well, how about you give me a piece of paper so I can write it down." The fat man was a little embarrassed. He was confused by all the long paragraphs.
Yan Zi thoughtfully handed over a pen and paper, then turned to Feng Xiaoyun and asked, "What if the girl feels that things are moving too fast?"
"That's a good question." Feng Xiaoyun nodded in approval. "When a girl asks this question, it's not because she feels things are moving too fast, but because she's worried that you'll get her too quickly and wonder if you'll still cherish her after you get her. She wants to make sure you value her enough."
The fat man nodded while taking notes.
"Your answer at this time should be: There is no speed in feelings, only depth!"
"Get out! You hooligan!" Yan Zi kicked Feng Xiaoyun on the calf, then ran away without paying any attention to him grinning, leaving the fat man confused.
"Hiss~~ Of course, if you are not close enough, don't drive. You only need to remember the first half." Feng Xiaoyun rubbed his calf while instructing.
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