Chapter 263: As a little parrot, it's normal to have a side job (1 update)
Sang Yian strolled around the small supermarket. It was almost the same as before she left, with no changes.
Fortunately, fortunately.
Even if there was an accident, it shouldn't be a serious matter and won't cause any serious consequences.
Sang Yian was half relieved.
The little parrot that had been flying beside her was very dissatisfied. It flapped its wings and complained, "We have been cooperating for more than half a year. I always thought that there was the most basic trust. You really disappoint me!"
Sang Yian sat down directly at the tea table, looking at the little parrot that was also perched on the tea table, thinking, "You talk so much, why do I feel that you are a little guilty?"
The little parrot immediately stretched out one wing, blocked its mouth, tilted its head and kept silent.
Sang Yian felt very tired on the journey. It is true that if you get hurt once, you need to heal it for a year.
She pressed the kettle to boil water and brewed herself a cup of Dahongpao. The steam rose slowly and the fragrance of tea lingered. The fatigue from the journey was instantly relieved.
The little parrot was relieved to see that she did not continue to ask about the situation in the store.
It stretched out one wing and fluttered a blue and white porcelain teacup over. Sang Yian cooperated very well and immediately filled the cup with tea.
The little parrot walked over and began to taste the tribute Dahongpao.
"During the seven days of National Day, the business in the store is very good! The employees in the store are not enough. Anle called Dr. Xiaohua and Su Aiai from the pharmacy to help. Do you know how much the daily turnover is?"
The little parrot couldn't stop talking after drinking tea, and began to report the situation again.
Sang Yian looked around and cooperated with the little parrot, "How much?"
The little parrot's eyes lit up, flashing the symbol of RMB, "80 million!"
Sang Yian was also surprised. How many customers does this small supermarket receive in a day!
It is estimated that the inventory of various commodities that have been sorted out in the large warehouse is gone.
It seems that the blind box unboxing live broadcast will continue for some time in the future, and it will have to be extended for a while, otherwise, the small supermarket may be at risk of running out of stock.
Seeing that Sang Yian didn't say anything, the little parrot couldn't sit still and reminded him, "You don't have any expression?"
Sang Yian blinked, "Expression of what?"
The little parrot was anxious, "Money!"
Sang Yian pretended to be confused, "Haven't you already paid the overtime pay and holiday pay?"
The little parrot was so anxious that it stretched out its wings on both sides, "The sales of the supermarket are so good, as the boss, shouldn't you reward the outstanding employees?"
Sang Yian: "Outstanding employees? Who?"
The little parrot jumped up, "Me! Me! These few days, thanks to my diligent work, no one cut in line outside the supermarket!"
Sang Yian held back his laughter and pretended to be serious, "Isn't that what you should do? Besides, I have paid you."
The little parrot suddenly wilted, having failed to make money.
It couldn't help but start mumbling again, "Sure enough, beautiful women are unreliable!"
Sang Yian: "..."
So, should she say thank you at this time? Thank it for praising her beauty?
The little parrot stood up again, "Fortunately, I, who am wise and brave, had anticipated this result a long time ago, did a risk assessment, and started a side business. Otherwise, how could I maintain my position as the number one brother on the list!"
Sang Yian felt that she was too relieved too early.
She put down the teacup, took a deep breath, calmed down, and showed a forced smile, "So, what kind of side business did you start?"
The little parrot was so proud, and raised his little head, very arrogant, "Don't worry, I make money by my own ability!"
Haha, it's even more worried, isn't it?
The little parrot puffed out its chest and boasted, "Ahem! Now, the person standing in front of you is a rising star in the live broadcast industry!"
"You have to be nice to me in the future, and I can give you a discount when I promote your content!"
Sang Yian: "..."
She felt a little difficult to breathe, and felt that the psychological preparation she had just made was not enough, but she still showed a strong smile, "Live broadcast?"
The little parrot nodded proudly, "Yes! My live broadcast is very popular! I can make more than 10,000 yuan for each broadcast!"
"I'm telling you, a brand has already asked me to live stream and sell products! However, I didn't agree. What's our relationship? I will definitely help you sell products!"
The little parrot tilted its head to look at her, "How is it? Am I nice enough?"
Sang Yian took out her mobile phone expressionlessly and opened the software she often used for live streaming. In the cute pet area, hanging on the homepage, was an emerald green Amazon parrot.
It was wearing sunglasses and a gold chain around its neck. It stood in front of a special shiny microphone with its mouth open, obviously in a singing state.
Sang Yian clicked on the re-edited small video.
A melodious and familiar singing voice came.
"You carry the load, I lead the horse,"
"Welcome the sunrise, see off the sunset."
"Flatten the bumps and make a highway,"
"After a hard fight, set off again, set off again."
To be honest, the little parrot sang in tune, and the special effects it made for itself were too eye-catching, with a rich temperament, rustic, cool, and conspicuous.
How could such a singing little parrot not attract the attention of the majority of netizens?
Even under this second edited video, the comments have exceeded 10,000.
In addition to praising the little parrot for its versatility, the most popular one was: I never thought that one day, a little parrot would sing better than me!
Sang Yian was already numb.
After seeing that the little parrot's live broadcast account was Sang Baba, she was no longer able to complain.
Only the little parrot on one side was smug, "What do you think? Am I awesome? Live streaming is too easy!"
Sang Yian held his forehead in silence, his expression numb, "Awesome. You are awesome!"
"However, based on my experience of watching live broadcasts for such a long time, isn't singing alone too limited a talent? Do I need to develop other skills? How about I tell a stand-up comedy?"
The little parrot seemed to be thinking about something, as if he wanted to make this side job bigger and stronger and continue it.
Sang Yian felt his temples throbbing, "Old man, are you really not worried about attracting other people's attention? Can you please stop using your magic?"
The little parrot tilted its head and said seriously, "To be an Internet celebrity, of course I have to attract other people's attention, otherwise how can I gain fans?"
Sang Yian took a deep breath, "You are a bird now, a parrot! If you can only sing, it's still acceptable. I've never seen a parrot that can tell crosstalk!"
"If you make too much noise, the Animal Association will come and take you away! They may even do some research on you. Or someone with ulterior motives may take you away for profit."
The little parrot lowered its head in thought, feeling a little lonely.
Seeing its look, Sang Yian felt a little soft-hearted, "I'm not forbidding you to broadcast live, but when you do, don't go too far beyond the normal behavior of a parrot."
The little parrot, which had just been drooping its head in despair, suddenly raised its head with bright eyes and said excitedly, "So what do you think of a talk show?"
Sang Yian, who realized he was being deceived, had a blank expression on his face, "Not so good."