Lin Yi was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. What kind of rotten idea was this from Old Lin? Pushing him into the fire pit!
Now it’s better, it’s hard to explain!
It's also his fault. He should have considered it before saying that girls' train of thought is extremely complicated and they will often give you a blow at the corner and make you cry for your parents.
Isn’t this retribution? I can’t even coax my darling wife.
Lin Yi quickly hugged Gu Shiyi into his arms and explained, "Wife, it's not what you think. Actually, my dad just told me to take you for a massage to relax. He saw that we were too tired. His starting point was absolutely pure!"
"Don't you know who our dad is? The foot massage he talks about is a real massage, not what you think. Believe me!"
Gu Shiyi raised his head with sobs: "Really? Are you still clean, you bastard?"
"I, Lin Yi, swear to heaven that I will give you a real girlfriend!"
"You've only given me a serious girlfriend..."
Lin Yi's right eye twitched, his head was pounding, and he felt like he had said something wrong again!
Sure enough, the next second, the little wife in his arms turned into Li Kui and punched him hard!
"Haha, Lin Yi, you bastard, what you're saying is that all the girlfriends you've had in the past were not serious. And you still say you didn't have any? You're a scumbag, I'll bite you to death!"
"Oh, honey, what I mean is that you are my only girlfriend. No, I mean, you are my only girlfriend. It was before, it is now, and it will be in the future!"
Lin Yi felt that his arm was almost numb from being bitten.
Don't mess with anyone, especially women. His little wife was soft and gentle when she was young, but the desire to fuck him to death just now was harder to suppress than the pig to be slaughtered during the Chinese New Year!
So scary!
Lin Yi stroked his chest.
Gu Shiyi let him go temporarily: "Then why were you so proficient with me the first time? Isn't it these technicians who trained you to be so proficient?!"
Lin Yi chuckled, "Wife, you even know the technician!"
"Pah!"
A slap on the head.
"Hurry up and tell me!"
Lin Yi felt his head buzzing, and he covered his forehead with his hands, feeling aggrieved. "This is really my first time. I met you, and I learned everything on my own. This is the truth."
"What a rotten idea our dad came up with! Honey, don't be angry. Come back with me and I'll ask my parents to prove my innocence. I never left the house since I was a kid. I just played games and read novels at home. It was only after I was with you that I started staying out all night."
Gu Shiyi moved closer to Lin Yi, squinted his eyes and looked at Lin Yi for a while, then raised the corners of his lips and smiled.
Lin Yi just felt that this smile was a bit sinister.
This girl doesn't want to kill him!
I just mentioned foot washing and massage, I hope you won’t kill me!
"Old lady, what do you want to do?"
"I won't touch you yet, and we don't need to ask my parents for confirmation. So, you take me for a foot massage. I want to experience it too."
ah? ? ?
"Let's not do it, honey. How about this, after the movie, I'll give you a massage. I can give you a massage all night long, okay?"
Lin Yi begged for mercy.
"No, we have to go to that regular foot massage parlor you mentioned. Give me the directions and I'll take you there right now. The movie starts in over an hour anyway, so let's relax with a foot massage first. There's still time."
Lin Yi took out his mobile phone and searched on Baidu for the larger and more regular foot massage parlors in Beijing, feeling like crying but unable to shed tears.
He deserves to die!
His unreliable father asked him to massage his feet, so why did he actually mention it to Shi Yi? Now, it might not be his feet that were massaged. If Shi Yi gets crazy, who knows where she'll massage him!
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