Chapter 131 Sister Sheng's Love Letter

"Lu Chen." Song Bai shouted in surprise.

"Hey? Why are you here?" Lu Chen looked at Song Bai and then at Gu Luoxi.

After a long while, he came to his senses. "I'm sorry, did I bother you? I'm sorry, my mission tonight was to take a walk, but I didn't expect..."

After saying that, Lu Chen wanted to leave.

Seeing this, Song Bai quickly grabbed the man and said, "It's over. The director let me sit here for half an hour. I'm free now."

Gu Luoxi: ???

Sit for half an hour?

Didn't you make an appointment with her for half an hour?

"That's fine." Lu Chen smiled shyly.

"There are many stars today and the scenery is nice. We're not in a hurry to go to bed anyway, so why don't we just take a walk?" Song Bai said with anticipation.

Gu Luoxi was stunned. Aren’t these the same words she just said?

She thought Song Bai was very cold and it seemed that he just didn't want to talk to her anymore.

After many twists and turns, one night, she turned out to be a little ugly.

Lu Chen hesitated for a moment.

"I have a new song that has not been announced to the public yet. It's related to you. Can you give me some advice?" Song Bai added hurriedly for fear of being rejected.

Lu Chen blushed, "Okay."

——It’s happening. It’s happening.

——Fuck you bro, Brother Bo is not a straight man, he just doesn’t care about Gu Luoxi.

——Brother Bo, you are a bit hypocritical, but I like it.

——Chenchen blushed.

——Woo woo woo, the two of them just held hands, but Chenchen was shy and let go, I saw it all.

——Can't you two just go to the grove for no reason?

This generation of netizens will definitely agree.

and……

Song Bai and Lu Chen kept walking forward, and in front of them...it turned out to be a pine forest! ! ! !

Lu Chen stopped and said, "There is no way."

Song Bai raised his lips slightly: "This is a pine forest. Do you know what's in it?"

Lu Chen said innocently, "There are pine trees."

——I feel that Chenchen is a little silly and cute.

"They are squirrels, and there are a lot of them. Do you want to go and see them?" Song Bai continued to tempt.

Lu Chen's eyes lit up.

——Ahhh, little white rabbit, don’t be fooled by the big bad wolf.

——I always feel like... I’m going to be eaten up.

——Exciting. I really want to fast forward and see what happens next, but this is a live broadcast.

——Go in, go in, go in! I will buy a sports car to support you.

——Director, you are so scheming. You deliberately arranged for Chenchen to come out at this time. Well done.

Lu Chen nodded, very excited. "I don't dare to go in alone. Can I go in with you?"

"Of course, it might be a little dark in there, just hold on to me." The smile on Song Bai's lips deepened, and it was obvious... the Big Bad Wolf's plan had now succeeded.

The two men disappeared into the grove, their figures gradually shrinking.

—Mo? No? It was gone at the critical moment?

——Director, I curse you for not being able to poop when you go to the toilet.

The director glanced over and just happened to see this comment.

Ugh...what a vicious curse.

And the director really knew how to shoot it. After they went in, the camera focused directly on the swaying trees.

——Director, please don’t do this. I will think too much.

——No, ah, director...just let us guess, right?

——I’m asking you, did it! Did it! Did it! Talk! Did you do it? Just one word, is it really that difficult to answer?

The director left a suspense and the camera turned to Gu Luosheng.

At this moment, Gu Luosheng waved his pen and wrote two words at the end - your father.

Then he rolled it into a ball and threw it into the box next to him like trash.

"Can we go to sleep now? I have completed my mission." Gu Luosheng said.

The staff member picked up the loudspeaker and called out, "Attention all guests, Teacher Gu Luosheng's letter has been written and can be read out now."

Gu Luosheng: ???

what the fuck

Just let her read it directly, right?

Now I don't even need her consent, okay...

"You asked me to read it." Gu Luosheng had to spread the ball flat.

The staff nodded and said, "It's okay, go ahead and read it."

They just didn't believe that Gu Luosheng could come up with anything else.

This love letter is mainly to pave the way for what will happen later.

When the new guests appear, the later stage will be a Shura field.

The director knows that the current audience likes to watch this kind of plot, so... he has to add some jokes.

Gu Luosheng thought:

"You are really pretty and tall, and you look silly, as if your brain is not working properly, so I forced myself to write this acrostic poem for you."

Gu Luosheng paused and said, "This is the first paragraph. Please listen carefully. I will also compose a poem for him next. Please listen carefully."

"The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward,

A wave washed away everything, leaving only yellow sand.

You are in my heart.

Go, stay, and die quickly.

Don't say others say bad things about you.

You deserve to be beaten and scolded.

What are you doing when you are getting old?

You deserve it if your son doesn't support you."

——Hahahaha, I understood. The first one is “you idiot” and the second one is “get out of the way and don’t get close to me”. My sister Sheng’s writing style is really great.

——Puff, a mouthful of yogurt sprayed directly onto my computer, and now it has crashed, but I didn’t care, I quickly picked up my phone to check it, I was afraid of missing it!!

——Anything else? I saw Sister Sheng wrote a long article.

The staff took notes frantically and were dumbfounded after reading it, but Gu Luosheng continued.

"Oh, I almost forgot this is a love letter. Let's get back to the point. Here are the words of the confession: I found that I still can't forget you. Every time I pass by the funeral home, I think it's you who died. I have worked with you for so long and often caused you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. If you work like a cow or a horse in the next life, I will definitely pull grass for you to eat. Finally, I wish you can't have children in your life, but you have eight sons, your father will keep them."

Everyone in the audience heard the letter that Gu Luosheng read.

Some people were planning to go to sleep, but after hearing the letter they rolled over in bed three times and could not sleep at all.

And Shen Zhe who just came back: ????

He didn't do anything, but he got stabbed even when he was lying down?

——I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.

——Ever since I watched this variety show, my mom asked me to sleep outside. Now I’m in the hallway. I smoked a pack of cigarettes but still can’t figure out what’s wrong with Sister Sheng’s brain?

——Originally, I brought my cell phone to school secretly, but when I was watching a variety show at night, I laughed so loudly that the bed collapsed. Now the principal has discovered that I brought my cell phone. This is the last comment. Sister Sheng, what do you think I should do? Should I pay for it?

——I will share this variety show with my disgusting colleagues tomorrow. I want to make them laugh to death, and then my world will be pure.

——Send it to Xiaoxue.

——Send it to Xiaorui.

——Sent to young women in Shanghai.

——Upstairs, what a vicious business war, hahahaha!

"My mission is completed. Can I go to sleep now? Um, Xidisi..." Gu Luosheng crumpled the love letter into a ball again and threw it away.

The staff member's mouth twitched and said, "You can sleep, but others can't."

At this time...

A man in black outside the door opened his lips and said, "Turn off the camera in Shengsheng's room."

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Ding ding ding! The big villain is here. I'm going to eat.