Chapter 263 Gu Luoxi's Harmful Gift

Gu Luoxi was happily distributing gifts inside.

"Brother, this is a razor for you. It has a 360-degree shaving angle, is very easy to use, and you don't have to worry about getting cut."

Gu Luosheng almost burst out laughing, but luckily he held back after reciting the Great Compassion Mantra in his mind.

"Isn't this your advertising slogan?" Gu Luosheng said what he meant and he really didn't hide anything.

"This sick brand also approached me, but I felt that they were suspected of false advertising, so I didn't accept it. I didn't expect that my sister really didn't mind at all."

Gu Luoxi:?

At that time, the brand said that she was the first spokesperson valued by them officially. What’s going on with Gu Luosheng coming out again now?

"My goodness, I dare not use this kind of razor... Does not worrying about cuts mean that I can't even shave my beard? I understand..." The eldest brother understood.

"That's not what I meant." Gu Luoxi waved his hand quickly: "I promise there's no problem."

"Why? Have you used it? Have you shaved?" Gu Luosheng asked.

After hearing these words, Gu Luoxi fell silent.

How could she possibly admit that she had a beard!

How can a girl have a beard?

Gu Luoxi took a deep breath and continued handing out gifts. "Brother, I know you like painting, so I bought you a paintbrush. This was recommended by my friend. I'm sure you won't make a mistake!"

Gu Luosheng held the pen and looked at it for a long time.

"How is it?" Gu Bai was waiting for his younger sister to speak.

"It's a good pen..." Gu Luosheng hesitated, not knowing whether he should say it or not.

Xia Zhiyun also stood beside her daughter and said, "Just say what you want to say. Don't worry, my daughter. No one dares to bully you here."

Xia Zhiyun glanced at Gu Luoxi coldly. The problem of the punctured tire had not been resolved yet!

"Yes..." Gu Luosheng muttered softly, "This paintbrush says 2b. Why did my sister buy such a special model when there are so many other models? This, this, this... It's obvious that she wants to scold my second brother."

As soon as Gu Luosheng said this, everyone took out their pens and looked at them.

"Yes, it is indeed 2b." Xia Zhiyun blinked, then looked at her son: "This account seems to be scolding you."

Gu Chi almost died of laughter: "Gu Bai, you... you get scolded for drawing a picture."

Gu Bai's face turned from black to white.

"Gu Luoxi, what do you mean?" Gu Bai was angry.

"I... I didn't know it said 2b on this." Gu Luoxi also hung his head.

“When you buy something, the model number is written on the outside, and the font is usually very large. Anyone who is not blind can see it, unless... you are blind, or you did it on purpose.” Gu Luosheng raised his head and pouted. It can be said that he has no rivals in the world.

Gu Luoxi's eyes widened: "Sister, you just can't stand me, right? That's why you always criticize me for everything."

"No." Gu Luosheng shook his finger: "I am just speaking the truth, I have absolutely no other intention. Besides, the public has a sharp eye. If I slander you, everyone in the room can see it. Ask everyone if I have criticized you?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Gu Luosheng sighed: "You see, this is what we call the will of the people."

Gu Chi laughed the most happily, "Second brother, maybe this pen really suits your image."

Gu Bai: ...

"Don't smile so happily now, look at what gift she gave you." Gu Bai snorted.

Gu Chi: ...

This is truly the most vicious curse in history.

Gu Chi has already thought about it. How about... just slip away first as a sign of respect?

But it's a bit awkward with so many people watching.

That’s all I have to say.

Gu Luoxi calmed down and took out Gu Chi's gift.

"Third brother, I know you are often in the hospital, so you have to take good protection. I bought you a mask and gloves with my photo and logo on them, so you can see me often in the future." Gu Luoxi was a little shy when she said this.

Gu Luosheng voice control: "Turn off all the lights and close the curtains."

After he finished speaking, the hall suddenly became dark.

The mask and gloves in Gu Luoxi's hands were shining, and the logo she had just mentioned was flashing a strange light.

"Oh, my sister is so thoughtful that she even prepared a fluorescent version." Gu Luosheng almost died of laughter.

You must be sick.

Whose good person printed his own photo on the mask, and it is luminous. At night, only the mouth and hands are bright.

Now it was Gu Bai's turn to smile: "Third brother, you must wear this equipment when you go out, especially when you are doing rounds at night. Once the patient closes his eyes, he will notice you in the dark and shout "Ghost!" Then you can be sued. This is not the end. The happiest thing is that you will have no worries about food and clothing in the future."

What a great way to have no worries about food and clothing, right? You can directly get a trip to the small dark room for n days, right?

Gu Chi's face didn't look very good.

"Gu Luoxi, where did you get all these evil ways?" Gu Chi's voice had just fallen.

Gu Luosheng controlled all the equipment again and turned on the lights.

"Indeed, it would take ten years of cerebral thrombosis to come up with these gifts." Gu Luosheng tried hard to suppress his smile.

"I...that's not what I meant. I originally wanted to buy some practical gifts to make you happy." Gu Luoxi didn't know how to explain.

She thought that this time she could ease the relationship with the Gu family.

Because she has reflected deeply in the past few days, only if she is established in the Gu family will she have more opportunities in the future.

"Yes, yes, it's a very novel and practical gift. It's either to scold us or to make us lose our jobs." The eldest brother Gu Yan summed it up.

Xia Zhiyun patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, fortunately, you didn't prepare any gifts for me. Otherwise, wouldn't you have sent me away in no time?"

Gu Luosheng blinked his eyes: "Is there a possibility that Mommy's surprise is yet to come?"

As soon as Gu Luosheng finished speaking, he saw Gu Luoxi take out a black hand-made painting.

"Oh, mute mute..." Xia Zhiyun was startled.

Before the other party could open it, Xia Zhiyun was like seeing a ghost: "Take it away, take it away quickly, don't let me see this thing."

"Here, here, here..."

"The fortune teller just told me that I'm unlucky with the color black recently. Are you doing that on purpose?" Xia Zhiyun patted his chest, really scared.

Fortunately, Gu Luosheng was there, took out the carefully prepared pink diamond, and put it directly on Xia Zhiyun's wrist.

"It's okay, mom. Don't worry. I asked my master for this bracelet specially to ward off evil spirits and ensure safety." Gu Luosheng spoke softly.

Xia Zhiyun slowly breathed a sigh of relief and patted the back of Gu Luosheng's hand: "My precious daughter understands me."