Chapter 310: Crazy people, tremble!

Gu Luosheng was silent for half a second and walked towards Taita.

"I can't act it out." Gu Luosheng told the truth.

"Ancestor, now that you are here..."

"Now that I'm here, I may as well leave. If I don't leave now, I'll really be unable to leave later." Gu Luosheng was very rational, more rational than ever before.

There is no way to be irrational.

Seeing this group of people...her heart attack, which had never occurred before, was about to come back.

Taita gritted his teeth and said, "Add ten more gold bars."

"I suddenly felt that the weather was good today. Let's take the photos quickly. I'm afraid I'll regret it later." Gu Luosheng really... laughed more painfully than cried.

Taita patted Gu Luosheng on the shoulder and said, "We are all doing this for money. Although these people have no filming experience, they have money. They must be aiming for the same goal, right?"

"I don't agree with what you said, but I can understand it." Gu Luosheng gritted his teeth and said, "Come on."

Taita gave Gu Luosheng a thumbs up and said, "A true warrior dares to face the bleak life."

"I think my life is quite colorful, but now it's time to tarnish it." Gu Luosheng looked at the group on the stage, his cerebellum atrophying a little.

I always feel that...

Their combination seems to be a joke, a big joke.

Woo woo.

Money is hard to make, but shit is hard to eat.

But fortunately, at least there is Wang Lang, a professional graduate, to accompany me.

"Welcome everyone to the Crazy House. Next, we will embark on our wonderful journey here. Are you happy?" The host said a few opening remarks enthusiastically.

"Hahaha, I'm really happy." Gu Luosheng laughed brilliantly.

There is no real emotion, only acting skills, all relying on those gold medals.

And Gu Luoxi also smiled gently.

——Sister Sheng, it’s okay, we don’t have to pretend.

——Sister Sheng: Do I look really happy to you?

——Sister Sheng, why do you always have tears in your eyes? Is it because you love this show so much?

——At this moment, Sister Sheng just wants to say one thing: Get lost, my stupid teammate, hahahahahaha, I'm really dying of laughter.

——I didn’t want to watch it at first, but when I saw Dian Jie was there, I thought, how bad can this show be? I must watch it!

"Okay, then let's start the first program of the variety show. Is everyone ready?" the host said excitedly.

Gu Luosheng glanced at the host and said, "Brother Host, this is a crazy variety show. There's no need to be so serious. Just be casual."

"Hahaha!" The host laughed out loud, "Isn't this hitting me right in the face? I was thinking that we just met and weren't familiar with each other, so I was being more reserved. But now that... it's out in the open, I won't hide it anymore."

Gu Luosheng likes it this way.

"I guess everyone doesn't know why you are asked to dress like this?" the host asked mysteriously.

Gu Luosheng narrowed his eyes: "Could it be... murder and arson on a dark and windy night?"

"Hey, Sister Turtle, you can't say such things carelessly. It will easily lead to the closing of the live broadcast room. We are here for serious entertainment and serious business." The host quickly explained.

"It's okay. Our Thai director has someone behind him. The general reviewers don't dare to ban us." Gu Luosheng really dared to say it.

Everyone else was eating melon seeds and having fun.

Especially Zheng Xincheng, he had no other intentions, he just wanted to come and see what this Gu Luosheng was like.

It just so happened that he had some money but didn't know where to spend it, so he just...signed up.

Money is useful, I got in directly.

"We don't need to introduce ourselves in this episode. We can just let ourselves go. We will wear this makeup and sell things on the street. The winner is the one who sells the most in three hours. There is no limit to the method or means. There will be cameras tracking the whole process."

The host just finished speaking.

Gu Luosheng immediately asked: "What is the reward?"

This is what our sister Gu cares about the most. Rewards are motivation.

"There are five of us in total. The fourth and fifth will perform, and the first and second place can be designated."

Gu Luosheng was unhappy: "I should have worn something festive earlier. Now I have a turtle shell on my back and a green hat on my head. Everyone who sees me has to avoid me."

——Hahaha, my sister Sheng is so pitiful.

——Sister Sheng, this makes me laugh to death. Who can you blame? This is your choice.

——Sister Sheng, believe in yourself, you can do it. A turtle lives for a thousand years and a tortoise lives for ten thousand years. Seeing a turtle means it lives a long time. If I meet you, I will definitely buy your things!

—Sister Sheng, where are you guys filming? I really want to go over and meet you by chance.

"Everyone's attire is different, so I'll test your eloquence."

The host chuckled, clearly with bad intentions.

Others said: …

There's no way, who let them participate in this variety show.

"You have three seconds now. If you don't say anything, it will be taken as your agreement." The host said.

Everyone was just about to speak...

The host said directly: "Okay, then it's a happy decision."

Everyone: ???

no……

You really don't give me any chance to react, right?

Good, good, it’s a great time.

"Everyone, stop looking at me and look at the things in your hands." After the host said that, a muscular man came up and stuffed the things into their hands.

Well.

Not what they said.

Miss Wangba looked at the ruler in her hand and asked: "How do you sell this thing? I want to ask you how do you sell it?"

Xiao Chou's mouth twitched: "Yours is fine, how about you take a look at my umbrella? Selling umbrellas on a sunny day? Well, I can understand, as a sun umbrella, but host, can you tell me why it is broken?"

Miss Fox chuckled and said, "Everyone, stop complaining. Since the show is arranged this way, there must be a reason for it."

Miss Foxy just finished speaking, a smile formed on her face, she she she...

I got green tea.

"Hahaha, back to my old job, it makes me laugh to death, hahahaha."

"Director Tai, you understand the plot, but Green Tea Sister, believe me, this is definitely a good sell, hahahaha."

Gu Luosheng really couldn't hold it back.

The others also laughed.

However...it's definitely not real green tea, but the stems of the tea leaves...

Miss Fox's face turned green.

Maybe there was still some suspense just now, but now everyone basically knows it.

——It’s confirmed, Miss Foxy is Gu Luoxi, hahahaha, Sister Sheng, your mouth is really a big leak.

——Miss Fox is Gu Luoxi, who are the remaining three men? I really can’t guess.

——As for Sister Sheng’s variety shows, I can never guess what will happen next. I want to just lie down in the live broadcast room and not move…

As for the rest...

The man in the shape of King Yan held a few talismans in his hand.

King Yan: ...

"It suits your style, Father King Yan, go and have fun." Gu Luosheng really laughed.

Finally, the only ones left are the men who exaggerate their makeup.

He had less trouble... only an empty bottle.

"I can understand everyone's things, but what do I mean by this?" Zheng Xincheng was confused.

The host blinked and said seriously, "The air."