Chapter 312 Sister Sheng is the Sales Champion
Taita said, it’s not that I don’t want to announce it, but the other party doesn’t allow me to announce it.
Gu Luosheng continued to patrol to see if he could still do business. Phew, it should be possible to make money legally.
At this time, Gu Luosheng discovered...
There were several people surrounding Gu Luoxi.
All men!
Okay, okay, Gu Luosheng quickly leaned over to listen.
"This is green tea stems. You can use it to care for your ear holes. If you have an ear infection or something, you can use this. It's really useful." Gu Luoxi spoke softly.
Coupled with her current foxy makeup, she is really charming and beautiful.
In a trance, Gu Luosheng suddenly understood King Zhou's thoughts.
Really...women are a disaster.
"Green tea stems are really useful, and you can also use them to remove formaldehyde." This was also what Gu Luoxi just found on the Internet, and he learned it and put it into practice right away.
I don’t know whether everyone listened to it or not, but they were very interested in Gu Luoxi.
"Do you dare to take off your makeup? If you do, we will buy it." Gu Luosheng deliberately shouted in the crowd and started to make a fuss.
When the men heard this, they were instantly excited.
"Yes, yes, yes, do you dare to take off your makeup? If you do, we will buy it. Not only will we buy it, but we can also buy the whole thing."
Gu Luosheng sighed softly: "This is a big brother."
It's fun.
"Everything is perfect, every thing is perfect." Gu Luosheng shouted and immediately became the leader of the crowd.
——Hey? Sister Sheng, don't let yourself go, we still have to do business.
——Sister Sheng, you made me laugh to death. Are you trying to boost others’ morale?
——Sister Sheng, you...hahahahahahaha.
"Together, together, together." Gu Luosheng was happy to see this and couldn't help but shout again.
Someone looked at Gu Luosheng.
Gu Luosheng chuckled: "Why are you looking at a turtle like me? Look at Sister Fox. She's young, beautiful, and cute. Hehe, I like her."
When everyone heard it, they said, "Yes, yes."
"Sister Fox, are you going to take off your makeup? If you do, I'll pay you right away."
Gu Luoxi rolled her eyes in her heart: "She's asked to take off her makeup for just this little money?"
Although she thought so in her heart, Sister Fox still appeared very gentle.
"I...can't take my makeup off. Sorry, you can buy some to try first. You don't have to pay for everything."
"Tsk, there's no sincerity at all. Forget it, I won't buy it." Gu Luosheng took the lead in making trouble.
Some people who were thinking of buying the product were also discouraged when they heard this.
"Yes, I won't buy it. You can't even meet such a small request, and you still sell things."
"How about you take a look at my ruler?" Seeing that everyone's desire for tea stems had decreased, Gu Luosheng quickly promoted his ruler.
"Although I am not as pretty as Sister Fox, nor do I have her tail, I do have a turtle shell. Turtles are creatures that can live a hundred years, so if you touch my turtle shell, it will definitely be good for you. Buy one. If it doesn't work, just consider it a scam."
Gu Luosheng spoke sincerely.
People may not pay for looks, but they will definitely pay for superstition, especially... the kind of superstition that can make you healthy or rich.
"Buy a ruler and you can touch my turtle shell." Gu Luosheng continued to tempt.
When everyone heard this, they were instantly excited and said, "I'll buy one."
"I'll have one."
“I want one too!”
"Don't rush to grab them. It's useless. There are only a few of them." Gu Luosheng was almost overjoyed.
And Gu Luoxi next to him:???
Isn't this the world she worked so hard to build?
What's going on with this Gu Luosheng?
It's just like taking over the magpie's nest, right?
Gu Luoxi let out a long breath, really...
Gu Luoxi wanted to pull the people back, but no one paid any attention to her.
Finally...Gu Luosheng sold out.
Looking at Luoyang, I feel completely miserable.
Gu Luosheng sighed: "Ah, it seems that everyone still likes my turtle shell."
——Sister Sheng, just show off.
——My sister Sheng is worthy of being my sister Sheng. She is so righteous and confident. It makes me laugh to death.
——Sister Sheng is obviously immoral, but I feel so good about it.
——Sister Sheng is just one person, she kills others and makes herself happy.
——The program team said there are no rules. Whoever laughs last wins. There’s nothing wrong with that.
——I like Sister Sheng’s attitude. A small bastard can still turn the world upside down.
"I'm about to finish work, Green Tea Sister, do you need my help?" Gu Luosheng asked kindly.
"I……"
Before Gu Luoxi finished speaking, Gu Luosheng interrupted her directly: "Okay, I know you don't need it anymore, so I'll go back first."
"Do you dare to listen to what I have to say?" Gu Luoxi was angry.
"Why should I ask you to finish? If you really say that you need my help, should I help you or not? I will feel bad if I help you, but if I don't, your fans will definitely scold me, and I will be asking for trouble." Gu Luosheng said with reason and evidence.
Gu Luoxi: ???
The last time I was so speechless was last time.
"Sister Green Tea, believe in yourself. You can't even sell a single order of green tea, so you'll definitely not be able to sell any green tea stems, hahahaha." Gu Luosheng's consolation was ultimate.
Gu Luoxi was so angry that she wanted to curse.
After participating in this program, it is estimated that the thyroid nodules will increase by several centimeters.
"I don't want to play with you anymore. Bye." Sister Sheng always has this style of running away after robbing someone.
I met this ugly little brother selling umbrellas.
"You have to sell this umbrella as a handicraft. Then you can say that each of these umbrellas is unique and there is only one in the world." Gu Luosheng taught on the spot.
The little ugly brother suddenly realized: "Oh, that's right, why didn't I think of that?"
"Learning never ends." Gu Luosheng patted him on the shoulder, and after doing good deeds, he continued to return to the show.
Zheng Xincheng did not go out at all during the whole process, and sat on the set of the program team chatting with the staff.
"How much money do you think is normal in a year?"
"Hey? Do you have girlfriends?"
"When can I get off work?"
"What are you having for dinner?"
"Why don't you guys talk? It's so boring."
Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched.
"They are at work. You cannot chat with them during work hours. Otherwise, their wages will be deducted. Can you please stop bothering them?"
Zheng Xincheng looked up and saw Gu Luosheng coming back empty-handed.
"Where are your things? You won't throw them away when you go out, right?" Zheng Xincheng asked.
"Sold out." Gu Luosheng spread his hands and spoke in a domineering tone.
"Do you think I believe it?" Zheng Xincheng rolled his eyes: "Although I am not very smart, please don't treat me as a fool."
"It's better to say that you are a fool." Gu Luosheng nodded: "This way, no one will be surprised."
Gu Luosheng glanced at his empty bottle and asked, "You didn't go out to sell anything?"
"Do you think anyone will buy it? What? Are we out of air or what?" It's insane to think about it. Asking him to sell air? Why not?
Gu Luosheng thought thoughtfully: "Everything is possible. It depends on whether you can do it."
"I can't do it!" Zheng Xincheng shouted.