Chapter 339 The longest thing is to stay alive

Taita coughed and signaled the host to start quickly.

After receiving it, the host smiled mysteriously and said, "Let's do something interesting today."

When Gu Luosheng saw that everyone had a chair, he knew... this had another interesting meaning... which was... they were going to be tricked again.

Fortunately, everyone is ready to go.

Just as the class was about to start, Di Yu subconsciously asked, "It seems that Teacher Ye is not here?"

"He's at work." Gu Luosheng said it without thinking.

Everyone looked at Gu Luosheng.

Gu Luosheng finally reacted: "Why are you looking at me? Look at the blackboard..."

"Ah, look at the host." Gu Luosheng was speechless: "I'm just talking nonsense, Mr. Ye is such a big president, he can't just ignore his own company, right?"

When everyone heard this, they thought... it made some sense.

So everyone nodded.

"Yes, Teacher Gu is right. Young Master has some things to do tonight, so let's play the game first."

The host paused and continued: "Today's topic is..."

The host shook the cardboard box in his hand and said, "Questions and answers, let's answer the fans' questions together!"

"Come over here." Gu Luosheng looked heroic.

She felt that...what people were most concerned about was definitely her emotional issues.

Gu Luosheng was still thinking.

For a moment...should I say that I don’t have a boyfriend, or should I say...that I am Ye Nanchen’s lover?

The latter may be too arrogant, why not just say that he is single?

For a moment...it's a bit difficult to choose.

If I really said I was single...

Nan Chen would definitely be angry that night.

The end result is that she may not be able to get out of bed tomorrow and she won't be able to work.

Oh, this damn stupid mentality really controlled her. She was almost dying, and she still had to worry about whether she would be able to continue working in the future.

Amount...

While Gu Luosheng was daydreaming, the host had already started asking questions.

"This question is from a fan to Sister Sheng: Who would you like to live with?"

Gu Luosheng pondered for a moment, and finally said firmly: "People."

——Hahahaha, Sister Sheng, I am also a human being, I can live with you.

——Isn’t this too much of a coincidence? I just happened to be a human in this life!

——Wuwuwu, Sister Sheng confessed to me.

The host continued to draw cards from the box: "Sister Sheng, go on. If a madman keeps trying to talk to you, what would you do?"

Gu Luosheng: "That's great! Isn't this a person in the same field as me? I'm sure we'll have a great time meeting each other."

——“Crazy” sister = Sister Sheng.

——Cold knowledge, Sister Sheng never discriminates against anyone!

——Sister Sheng said: Is there anyone crazier than me?

——I’m afraid that Sister Sheng will drive the other party even crazier.

"It's still Sister Sheng's." The host drew a slip of paper and was quite helpless when he saw Gu Luosheng's name: "What is the one thing you persisted in for the longest time?"

"Alive." Gu Luosheng sighed: "The first thing I think when I wake up every day is, I'm glad I'm not dead yet."

——The thing I persisted the longest was eating!

——Drink water! I have been drinking it every day for so many years.

——Sister Sheng, that’s great. We insist on the same thing.

The host pondered: "Sister Sheng, now that you said that... I suddenly feel that I am very determined. I have persisted in doing something for so long."

Gu Luosheng looked admiring and said, "It's already not easy. If you continue to live, you will waste the country's air. If you die, you will waste the land. I have inquired in advance. Now it costs tens of millions to buy a piece of land. It's too expensive. I can't afford to die."

"So the reason why Sister Sheng is alive is..." The host subconsciously asked his own question.

“Can’t afford a cemetery.”

When Gu Luosheng uttered these five words, some people's defense had already been broken.

——Wuwuwu, really, I dare not even die.

——The first half of life is spent fighting for a house, and the second half of life is spent fighting for another house. The difference is that one is above ground and the other is underground.

——Don’t talk about it. I suddenly don’t want to die anymore.

——I have been wondering recently whether I will have money if I die. Damn, now I realize that I will become a pauper if I die. To sum up, it is better to live.

The host came to his senses and quickly took out another card from the box.

"Oh my..." The host sighed halfway through his sentence, and quickly became serious: "Teacher Gu, it's still yours. It seems that everyone really likes Teacher Gu, so they all asked Teacher Gu."

Gu Luosheng clasped his hands together and said, "Please ask gently."

"What would you do if you didn't have your cell phone for a day?" The host was silent when he saw this strange question.

Can't you ask something normal?

Oh, that's right, their entertainment is called crazy entertainment, and it would be wrong if it was too normal.

"I will keep looking for my phone." Gu Luosheng answered seriously.

Amount...

After two seconds of silence.

Everyone laughed at once.

Gu Luosheng really doesn't play by the rules.

The host was pleased that Gu Luosheng had single-handedly raised the GDP of their variety show.

Taita also felt that he was confused.

If I had known this earlier, I would have replaced all the questions in the box with Gu Luosheng's.

Hehe, as the manipulator behind entertainment, he can adjust everything.

However, the next problem still fell on Gu Luoxi.

Gu Luoxi slowly breathed a sigh of relief. It was finally her turn. Her butt was almost numb from sitting so hard.

"Teacher Gu Luoxi, what do you like to drink?"

"Coffee." Gu Luosheng answered seriously.

"So is your blood full of coffee now?" the host joked with a smile.

——The host is so naughty.

——Gradually it became more and more like a sheng.

——Were you led astray by Gu Luosheng?

"You'll know if it's coffee after you take a sip. And try it to see if it's bitter." Gu Luosheng followed slowly.

The host nodded in agreement.

Gu Luoxi pursed her lips: "Probably."

——Hahaha, Xixi is also quite humorous.

——Princess Xixi, keep up the good work, we asked a lot of questions!

But the next second, it was Gu Luosheng again.

"If you could switch identities with someone, who would it be?"

Gu Luosheng hesitated a little: "Do you really want to say it?"

The host blinked and said, "To be honest, this is a question from fans, and everyone is waiting for your answer in the live broadcast room."

"Okay then." Gu Luosheng stood up shyly, then raised a short stick beside him, put his other hand on his waist, and shouted loudly: "Gunara, the Dark God."

Everyone at the scene was shocked.

"Hahaha." Zheng Xincheng finally couldn't help it and spit out a mouthful of water: "Gu Luosheng, did Balala the Fairies give you the sponsorship fee?"

Gu Luosheng: ...