Chapter 342: Don’t make others suffer, but don’t make yourself suffer
Gu Luosheng raised his middle finger and said, "I hope you guys don't just have a big mouth but no ability. I don't think it's fun to have no challenge at all. Everyone must cooperate well."
"Tsk, Gu Luosheng, I can see you've never played basketball before. How about... I tell you the rules first?" Di Yu said kindly with a smile on his face.
The kindness is fake.
Pretending is real.
He also wanted to use this opportunity to impress everyone.
After all...Di Yu had always been an author. He wanted to stand out, but he had no chance.
If I could be transmigrated into my own book and become famous, it would be a very happy thing.
"No, keep it for yourself." Gu Luosheng waved his hands.
Gu Luoxi was also full of confidence and was interacting with everyone at this time.
"Don't worry, I will definitely not let you down." Gu Luoxi raised his eyebrows, looked at the screen, and made a cheering gesture.
"Thank you for your attention." In this variety show, Gu Luoxi really seemed like a different person.
She turned back into the lovable goddess she was before.
——Come on, Sister Xixi, get rid of Gu Luosheng!
——Gu Luosheng doesn’t have any trace of exercise at all, he is not worthy to be compared with Sister Xixi.
——Sister Xixi is a fitness expert, so you can definitely torture her to death, okay?
——No doubt about it, I bet Gu Luoxi will win.
——Although, I am a loyal fan of Sister Sheng, my Sister Sheng is invincible!
——Sister Sheng, let's fight for our dignity. We don't blame you even if you don't like to exercise normally, but we won the basketball game mainly because we saw that Gu Luoxi's fans were very angry.
——This is a comment section, not a wishing well. Do you really think you can win by just saying "Let Gu Luosheng win"? This is so funny.
——Don't say it, don't say it, Gu Luosheng's group of brain-dead fans are really brainwashed. Now it's like this, can't you tell the big and small kings? If Gu Luosheng can win... I will eat shit directly.
Gu Luosheng just took a look at the comment section when he saw this.
Hahaha……
Seeing her happy.
Without saying anything, Gu Luosheng took a screenshot.
"The one who eats shit, don't be stingy when the time comes. If I win, remember to eat shit live. I tell you, this is a good opportunity to become famous, you better seize it."
After Gu Luosheng's call.
The comment section is full of hahaha.
Gu Luoxi snorted softly. Now, if Gu Luosheng wants to laugh, just laugh. The game will be over soon and Gu Luosheng won’t be able to laugh even if he wants to.
Gu Luoxi was certain that she would win this basketball game!
Without further ado, the court instantly became chaotic after the serve.
Di Yu got the ball first.
"Throw it quickly, good opportunity." Gu Luoxi shouted excitedly.
Di Yu looked confident and ran towards the other team's basketball hoop.
Even... he didn't even turn around to look, waiting for everyone's applause in a carefree manner.
Silence... Three seconds of silence.
With a chuckle, Gu Luosheng burst out laughing without any image.
Ye Nanchen and Wang Lang also suppressed their laughter. It was clearly... a very interesting thing.
Um?
Di Yu didn't react for a while, and just watched the other side add two points.
"What? Didn't we score a goal?" Di Yu looked confused.
Zheng Xincheng threw a ball at him and said gloomily, "Do you know how to play? Are you trying to go far away instead of near? Are you not happy with your own basketball hoop or what?"
"Are you an undercover sent by the other side?" Gu Luoxi couldn't help but complain.
Di Yu swallowed his saliva: "You mean... I shot it into the opponent's basket?"
Zheng Xincheng was so angry that he laughed and gave Di Yu a thumbs up: "Brother, you really know how to play. If you weren't in this basketball game, the opponent would be pissed off. You big idiot!"
Di Yu frowned. It was really not his fault.
He learned how to shoot basketball because he often played it on the basketball court downstairs, but he had basically no social life, so he didn't find any good friends to play basketball with him, so... he had no sense of teamwork at all, and he didn't even know the difference between the opponent's basket and his own basket.
He naively thought... that if he could make the shot, he would score.
Gu Luoxi was still in a relatively stable mood.
She took a deep breath and calmed herself down: "It's okay, we just need to keep working hard. With our current level, we can tie the score soon."
At this moment, Gu Luosheng smiled and made a beautiful three-pointer directly into Gu Luoxi and their basket.
"Don't be angry. Sister will give you one point. If you give us two points, we will give you three points directly. The game will continue."
——Fuck, my sister Sheng is open-minded.
——The situation is open, but... Sister Sheng, was that three-point shot made by you by sheer luck?
——Sister Sheng, we can’t just save face and suffer in the end. We must not lose later.
——Ahhh, Sister Sheng’s three-point shot just now was so cool, luckily I recorded it.
——Upstairs, actually... there is no need to record the screen, this variety show has a replay.
…
Gu Luoxi was stunned for a few seconds, but quickly came to his senses.
Everyone took the competition seriously.
Wang Lang was a little nervous: "Sister Sheng, although you were awesome for a moment, what will you do next? Can you still pitch?"
"That's a good question. To be honest... my performance has always been quite stable." When Sister Sheng said this, it gave Wang Lang great courage.
Okay, okay, it’s fine as long as Sister Sheng is here!
"I can't make the shot steadily." Gu Luosheng took a breath and finished the rest of his words.
"Sister Sheng, sometimes you don't need to say unnecessary things. It will upset me."
"If I don't say it out loud, I'll be upset." Gu Luosheng blinked. "To sum up, I still think that you can make others suffer but not yourself. It's okay for men to suffer a little, but not for girls."
"That makes sense." Ye Nanchen appeared out of nowhere and added the same sentence.
The three of them fought so easily, it was as if they were just taking a walk.
But it was different on the other side, where discussions were very lively.
"Xixi, you are a girl, stand in front and block them, they won't dare to do anything too harsh to you." Zheng Xincheng began to plan his strategy.
"Di Yu, you talked about shooting in the past. From now on, just shoot. Look carefully and don't shoot into the opponent's basket."
Emperor Yu: ...
It's never-ending, isn't it?
"Then what do you do?" Di Yu glanced at Zheng Xincheng.
Zheng Xincheng nodded: "I am too important."
"He moved his mouth." Gu Luoxi gave a succinct summary, hitting the nail on the head.
Zheng Xincheng: ...
Helpless.
"Start attacking." Zheng Xincheng gave an order, and three people surrounded them directly.