Chapter 347 Sister Sheng answers questions in class
"He suddenly looked at Shen Zhizhi and spoke slowly.
"Ah?" Shen Zhizhi stood up in confusion.
Instantly everyone looked over.
Shen Zhizhi: …
Social death scene.
It really is... a pure social death scene.
Gu Luosheng was excited.
"Ahahaha, the professor has also noticed something is wrong and started to eat melons." Gu Luosheng found it very interesting. When they were students, they often did this, secretly dating, and then being discovered by the teacher, and then...
interesting.
"Come on, tell me what this phenomenon is about?" The professor shook his head. "Just now I saw you
"Hahaha." The other students laughed along, and it was a very friendly smile.
Shen Zhizhi took a deep breath and raised his chin. "Lightning is a discharge phenomenon caused by the potential difference between the positive charge in the upper part of the cloud and the negative charge in the lower part. It is accompanied by lightning and thunder. Thunder is very dangerous, so remember to run home in extreme weather."
After Shen Zhizhi finished speaking, everyone looked at her in surprise.
Wow, that seems to make sense.
Although we are all college students, few of us pay attention in class and generally don't answer the professor's questions.
The result was... the professor directly... deducted points from the student.
The professor nodded in appreciation and joked, "It seems that you two were really discussing the problem in class just now, and it was quite effective. Well done, classmate, what is your name?"
"Shen Zhizhi, Shen as in Shen Congwen, Zhi as in knowledge." Before Shen Zhizhi could answer, Gu Bai beside her spoke first.
Gu Bai raised his head, and the two of them looked at each other, with an indescribable ambiguity in their eyes.
"Okay, okay, I got it. Hurry up and sit down. There's an interpreter here with you." The professor joked.
"Hahaha."
The classroom was filled with laughter again.
Shen Zhizhi sat down confidently.
"Great." Gu Bai said lovingly.
Shen Zhizhi stuck out her tongue, rolled her hands into a fan shape, and fanned herself.
"It's a blind cat that has caught a dead mouse." Shen Zhizhi said modestly.
The two continued to discuss.
When Shen Zhizhi stood up just now, everyone noticed this couple.
So the people around couldn't help but talk about it in a low voice.
"The boy Shen Zhizhi brought is so handsome."
"As expected of a talented girl, she found such a handsome boyfriend."
"So jealous..."
"Sure enough, only good people can find equally good people."
Gu Luosheng was eating melon seeds, of course this time they were peeled already.
If I were to crack melon seed shells here, I would definitely be reported.
"They both spoke so softly that I couldn't hear them." Gu Luosheng pouted and spoke with aggrieved tone.
Xia Zhiyun was also helpless: "I can't hear either, why are you betraying me..."
As they were mumbling to each other...
The professor started calling the roll again, "The last girl eating sunflower seeds."
Gu Luosheng took a look at the melon seeds in his hand and stuffed them directly into Xia Zhiyun's hand.
Xia Zhiyun: ...
She is such a good daughter.
Although she has graduated for decades, Xia Zhiyun still has a fear of being called on the roll. It is probably because the teachers were too intimidating when she was in school, and the aftereffects are too strong.
"Stop throwing the seeds. I'm talking to you," the professor repeated.
Everyone was curious about who he was talking about, and they all looked towards the last row.
There is no other way.
Gu Luosheng could only stand up and say, "Professor, can we change the name and address the pretty girls in the last row?"
"This, this, this... looks like Sister Sheng."
"No, no, she's prettier than Sister Sheng."
"Fuck, this is Sister Sheng, right?"
When everyone turned around to look at Gu Luosheng, they went crazy instantly.
Gu Luosheng smiled sheepishly: "No need to add as if, I am Gu Luosheng for sure."
“Aaaaaaah!”
The scream of a woodchuck.
The next class: Are they crazy?
They are a bunch of people who have never seen the world. What could be so surprising to them?
"Sister Sheng, I love you like a mouse loves rice."
"Sister Sheng, I am willing to bang my head against a big wall for you."
"Gold has a price, but my love for Sister Sheng is priceless!"
"Sister Sheng, I like you so much, can you be my girlfriend?"
The professor raised his glasses on his nose.
He didn't expect that he had actually set off a bomb, and it exploded with a bang.
"No, don't get excited. I won't be leaving for a while. Let's reminisce after class. Now is... the time to answer questions." Gu Luosheng looked pious.
"I know you don't listen to the lectures, but we still have to put in some effort and not make things difficult for your professor." Gu Luosheng said what was in his heart very honestly.
professor:……
"Ahh! We are so excited."
"Don't worry about it, Sister Sheng, we don't have to attend this class."
"Yes, yes, Sister Sheng is the most important."
"In my heart, Sister Sheng is number one! Nothing can compare to her."
"Sister Sheng, I have been chasing you since I was a kid."
Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched: "Well, I've only been popular for less than a few months."
"Sister Sheng, I think the costume drama you acted in is so good."
Gu Luosheng nodded: "I...have never filmed a costume drama."
"Sister Sheng, you..."
Everyone spoke excitedly.
Finally, the professor coughed and said, "Anyone who continues to shout will receive a zero for this semester."
When the students heard this...
It was bustling and noisy the last second, like a vegetable market.
The next second it was as quiet as a chicken, just like elementary school students in class.
Gu Luosheng: ...
I just said that she is priceless and the most important.
It turns out that it's not as important as those few credits.
Gu Luosheng coughed and said, "Great!"
"Ahem, then... please let Mr. Gu continue to answer the next question." The professor coughed and finally chose Gu Luosheng.
Gu Luosheng blinked his eyes and said, "No problem. Now that we are here, we are students. Professor, you have the final say."
Gu Bai narrowed his eyes and thought, why is his little sister here?
Not only did my little sister come...
Mom is here too.
At this time, Xia Zhiyun lowered her head, trying to reduce her presence as much as possible, but she didn't know... it was useless. She was so big that she could be seen sitting there.
"Well, please tell me, if a person leaves the space capsule and cannot return, and has no rope, what can he do if he wants to move forward?"
Gu Luosheng thought about it for a moment, then answered seriously: "You can fart."
Crowd: Ahahahahahahahahaha.
As expected, she is Sister Sheng.
Everybody was laughing, and Gu Luosheng looked innocent and simple.
It's comparable to a simple college student.