Chapter 349 Emperor Yu Begins to Become Depressed
——The teacher asked: Why is the future of automobile production in our country so bright? I answered: Because the car’s headlights are in the front.
——When I was doing the math, I figured out that Xiao Ming was eight years older than his father. I was quite confident that I was right!
——I remembered a translation: "While parents are still alive, don't travel far." Translated, it means "Your parents are in my hands, you can't run far."
——My monthly salary is NT$1,500, but I have to pay NT$150,000 in taxes. Why? I am soulless.
——The old lady can walk eight steps per second, but Xiao Ming only walks one step per second.
——My sister calculated that a chicken can lay 438 eggs a day, and I suspected she was calling me a bitch.
——oldAricasayg correct translation: old American proverb, my translation: American old man said.
When Gu Luosheng saw this comment, he quickly followed it up with a sentence.
Gu Luosheng: I am more familiar with the translation you gave above! pickupJapanese! I once wrote this translation as: picked up the Japanese.
——Hahahaha, Sister Sheng is invincible.
——Japanese: Thank you for listening to me.
——Because you warm the four seasons.
Soon, everyone will directly in this comment area
Gu Luosheng nodded.
A young person in good mental condition.
Keep it up.
If this continues, no one will be able to go crazy, because... it's already like this, there shouldn't be a chance... to get crazier than this, right?
Everyone is happy.
Gu Luosheng was also happy.
Especially when I see these comments, I am laughing like crazy.
Ever since Gu Luosheng became famous, everyone's Weibo posts have changed.
The main focus is on crazy literature.
Whenever I have nothing to do, I go online and have some fun.
…
Gu Luosheng walked along with his cell phone in his hand.
When we arrived at the villa gate.
With a bang, it hit someone.
Gu Luosheng knew he was in the wrong, so he didn't curse and put away his phone immediately.
Look up again.
"Emperor Yu?" Gu Luosheng was shocked. "Why is it you?"
You...boy...
These three words... were quite unfamiliar to Emperor Yu.
Fortunately, he had a strong ability to adapt and quickly accepted this title.
"I've been waiting for you here for a long time." Di Yu said.
Gu Luosheng waved his hands quickly: "Don't say that. We have nothing to do with each other. Don't wait for me. I'm scared. Besides, even if I die in the future, I won't go to hell. I want to go to heaven."
Emperor Yu: ...
Sometimes when a person is extremely speechless, he really can't speak.
"I have something to tell you." Di Yu sorted himself out and continued speaking.
"I have nothing to say." Gu Luosheng found the right gap and wanted to slip through, go home, and enter the villa, but he couldn't get in.
but……
Di Yu directly grabbed Gu Luosheng's arm with one hand.
Gu Luosheng: ...
"Have you ever learned martial arts?"
"No, but I reacted faster than you." Di Yu said seriously.
Gu Luosheng: "Tell me, what's the matter?"
She admitted that she was not as skilled as others.
"How did you become so awesome? Now the Internet is full of news about you." Di Yu came with the attitude of seeking knowledge.
It's ridiculous.
"I'm good-looking." Gu Luosheng said concisely.
"Are you implying that I don't look good enough?"
"I didn't say it, but I think your explanation is very accurate." Gu Luosheng looked at Di Yu for a few times, and finally couldn't help but said: "Based on your appearance, a big mouth, frog eyes, a small nose that's a bit flat, this appearance... among a group of entertainment stars... it's true that you don't have much competitiveness."
In fact, Di Yu was not so ugly.
Gu Luosheng just...exaggerated a little bit.
Hehe, I did it on purpose.
Who made...this Di Yu write her so miserably.
Just these two sentences were enough to make him feel uncomfortable for several days.
Hahahaha...she was so happy when she thought about this.
Sure enough, Di Yu really listened to it.
Di Yu pursed his lips: "Is this the problem?"
"Not entirely." Gu Luosheng continued to add fuel to the fire: "For example, if you don't have any skills, you can't play basketball well, and you are not as skilled as others, then tell me... do you still have advantages?"
Di Yu's face looked a little bad...
"But you don't have to worry."
"Is there a turning point?" Di Yu looked at Gu Luosheng expectantly.
Gu Luosheng nodded heavily, and then said seriously: "Just quit the circle."
Emperor Yu: ???
Then, he found the right opportunity and this time Gu Luosheng finally escaped dozens of meters away.
She chuckled and said, "Stupid, reflect on this."
Di Yu came to his senses, realized he had been fooled, and became furious.
But what answered him was... the sound of the villa door closing.
This thing...he can't get into it.
Because...the Ye family villa that was originally written about was so strong that even cannons couldn't blow it open.
You can tolerate the sins sent by Heaven, but you cannot escape the sins you bring upon yourself!
Oh, what can I do?
Just feel frustrated.
After returning home, Gu Luosheng took a comfortable bath.
happy.
And then... I fell asleep while listening to music.
Fall into a dream.
"Shengbao, do you remember Dandelion?"
"Grandma..." When Gu Luosheng heard the familiar voice, he called out subconsciously. It was... Grandma's voice.
Even though she hadn't heard it for a long time, she still felt very familiar with it.
"Don't look for grandma. Grandma is gone and you can't see her anymore. But grandma has always been by your side, silently protecting you. Grandma knows that you are very happy now, and that is enough."
Grandma's voice is still as kind as before.
Gu Luosheng's heart trembled when he heard this.
"But... Grandma, I miss you. I want to sit with you and eat. I also miss the days when you took me to school..."
"Silly girl, now there is a reliable person by your side. Grandma is relieved. He loves you more than grandma does, so grandma can leave now... Grandma will not appear in the future. My baby, you must be happy, understand?"
"No, grandma, please don't go. Can you come to my dreams often in the future? I miss you so much." Even if he couldn't see her in reality, Gu Luosheng wanted to meet her often in his dreams.
But the only response she got was a helpless sigh.
"Grandma." Gu Luosheng woke up in shock.
She found herself lying in the man's arms.
Ye Nanchen closed his eyes, and his long eyelashes drooped down.
He fell asleep holding her in his arms without even taking off his shirt.
For a moment...I felt relieved.
Normally, she would feel very uncomfortable when she woke up and missed her grandma very much, but this time... because Ye Nanchen was there, those helpless emotions were much less severe.
She grabbed Ye Nanchen's sleeve and said, "Ye Nanchen, you are the biggest surprise that grandma has brought me."
At this moment...
Gu Luosheng suddenly understood.
Her entry into the book might have been planned.
This was her destiny.
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This paragraph was written because I thought of my grandma. When I wrote it, I felt sad for a long time.
Babies, cherish the time you spend with your family!
Spend more time with the elderly when you have time!