Chapter 363 Those Years, Weird Reasons for Breaking Up
"The first breakup was because... I have B blood type, she also has B blood type, and I was worried that the child we gave birth to would be 2B." Zheng Xincheng looked serious...
Gu Luosheng raised his head and looked at the other party with a confused expression.
"Are you sure... this isn't a joke? How old were you then?"
Zheng Xincheng thought about it carefully, and then said, "At that time... I was in the sixth grade."
Gu Luosheng almost spit out water, "What? When did you say?"
"I was in sixth grade. I was bored, so I just played..."
Gu Luosheng gave Zheng Xincheng a thumbs up, "It's you, it has to be you, it has to be you."
"Go on..." Gu Luosheng handed five melon seeds to Zheng Xincheng as a reward for him.
Zheng Xincheng recalled carefully, "The second one was more outrageous. When we went to KTV to sing, she said that I sang very beautifully... She was worried that I was unfaithful..."
"She's right to worry. It's not that you're fickle. You already have a community in your heart. Everyone is just staying here temporarily." Gu Luosheng commented cheerfully.
Now it seems that Brother Qian really has a future. His love history can fill a book.
continue!
Gu Luosheng threw another piece of bread to him.
Anyway...the things that were thrown away were the ones she didn't like to eat.
"The third one..." Zheng Xincheng was silent.
There is a big melon!
Gu Luosheng's interest instantly piqued.
Ye Nanchen considerately handed over a cup of milk tea.
Gu Luoxi next to him almost cried...
That’s precious milk tea!
You know, they can't even afford a glass of water now...
"I was really attracted to her, but she said she wanted to take the college entrance exam that year, and I had to go abroad. She said she didn't like cross-border relationships, so she had to break up with me. I ran to their school and said I could take the college entrance exam with her, but I accidentally saw her hanging out with people outside the school. That's when I realized that it wasn't because of the college entrance exam, it was because I had been cheated on a long time ago, fuck!"
Whenever he thought of this incident, Zheng Xincheng still felt angry.
Gu Luosheng thoughtfully handed over a bottle of wine and said, "Calm down. It's all in the past. Don't worry, this kind of thing will happen again in the future..."
Zheng Xincheng: ...
It’s nice to be comforted, but I won’t do that next time.
"I've always thought that you were the only young master who would abandon others. I didn't expect that you are still young and frivolous, and you have so many secrets that no one knows about." Gu Luosheng sighed. On the surface, he felt sorry for him, but in fact, he was madly praising him in his heart.
Those exes are so awesome!
——This issue is about Brother Qian’s dark history!
——Only my sister Sheng can dig it out!
——Sister Sheng is really awesome, hahaha, Brother Qian said everything.
——2b made me laugh to death, hahahahaha…
——You two who are eating grass nearby, are you okay?
——I really like this gossip show.
"Hey? Sister Sheng, didn't you give me food just now?" Zheng Xincheng was still very sober...
Not seeing any food being delivered, Zheng Xincheng hurriedly asked cautiously.
Gu Luosheng nodded, "I just let you drink a sip of wine, that's enough."
Zheng Xincheng: ...
And the food he had just brought over... had already been eaten by Wang Lang.
Zheng Xincheng:?
"No, man, is it delicious?"
Wang Lang chuckled, "I'm hungry, anything tastes good to me, thank you!"
"Have you ever considered my feelings?" Zheng Xincheng was almost mad with anger.
He was clearly losing in the front, but... Wang Lang was enjoying it in the back?
It’s absolutely… It’s absolutely absolutely…
Wang Lang also noticed something was wrong...
Hurry up and say, "Just say a few more."
Zheng Xincheng: ????
The last time I was so speechless was last time.
"It's okay. I have plenty of food here. Keep talking. Keep talking."
Gu Luosheng became addicted to it.
Zheng Xincheng pursed his lips.
He now had to continue sacrificing himself for a few ounces of food.
"The fourth one is... he is too clingy and wants to be with me all the time."
Gu Luosheng was puzzled, "Isn't that good? That shows that I care about you!"
Zheng Xincheng smiled wryly, "She follows me even when I go to the bathroom. She must be afraid that I'll date another girl in the bathroom!"
"Hahahahahahaha... I'm dying of laughter. To be honest, this reason is quite reliable. Who made you a scumbag? It's not impossible for you to have such concerns." Gu Luosheng was overjoyed.
Ye Nanchen listened...
It's also a testament to the diversity of species.
I have never heard so many weird reasons before.
"After three months, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said she was dead. Then I went abroad for two years. When I came back, she was already married." Zheng Xincheng spread his hands, looking nonchalant.
But Gu Luosheng feels that... probably every breakup is a kind of hurt.
It just looks calm on the surface.
"The next time was..." Zheng Xincheng curled his lips, feeling a little embarrassed to speak.
But, Gu Luosheng wants to listen!
A piece of cake was placed directly in front of Zheng Xincheng, a complete food temptation!
Zheng Xincheng sorted out the language.
"I went to the hospital for hemorrhoids, and the doctor said... there is a chance that it will recur. My partner couldn't stand it, so he broke up with me."
Gu Luosheng: ???
Absurd, indeed a bit outrageous...
Gu Luosheng sighed and patted the other person on the shoulder.
"Brother Qian, I'm sorry, don't take it to heart... everything will be fine in the future!"
Zheng Xincheng looked at the cake and asked, "Does this thing belong to me now?"
Gu Luosheng: ...
Unfortunately, she was also worried about affecting Zheng Xincheng's mood.
Who knew that Zheng Xincheng only had small cakes in his eyes.
"Yours, yours, take it!"
Zheng Xincheng is happy.
——After listening to Brother Qian’s dark history today, I suddenly realized that... he is just a normal person.
——Brother Qian, don’t cry!
——No, you guys in the comment section...what are you doing? No matter how pitiful Qian Ge is, he has money. What do you have?
——Is today the weird breakup awards? I have the right to say this! My boyfriend broke up with me because I am a woman.
——My girlfriend said that we had different ID cards, so we broke up.
——He said my clothes were ugly and it was embarrassing to go out with him.
——He said he doesn’t like the way I look now.
——None of you are as outrageous as me! I was in Class 1 and he was in Class 2, and they said we were in a long-distance relationship!
After hearing Zheng Xincheng’s bizarre reasons, people in the comment section went crazy and started sharing their stories.
And... everyone said it very seriously.
It resonated immediately.
In the first half, Gu Luosheng listened to the gossip from Zheng Xincheng, and in the second half... he directly ate the gossip from the comment section.
That's so comfortable.
I didn’t expect there were so many weird reasons for people to break up.
Love to watch, like to watch.
Share gossip with everyone.
Zheng Xincheng was eating a small cake next to him.
I never thought this thing was delicious before.
Now I think... it's fucking awesome.