Chapter 375: Life and Death in a Moment
We are all urban beauties.
But Gu Luosheng is...a piece of trash, a self-proclaimed idiot.
Every day when I open my eyes, I see Kuku going to work. Putting on makeup? Impossible.
Zheng Xincheng felt that...he was not smart enough to communicate with Gu Luosheng now, so he had to slow down.
Gu Luoxi was very confident and didn't seem afraid at all.
"How could there be a beast here? If you are scared, just hide in the back."
——I love you so much!
——I will hold high the banner for Xixi!
——A useless man and a woman who rushes ahead.
——It’s still my Xixi, so awesome! Ahhhhhh! Xixi is so cool.
Gu Luosheng smiled and gave Gu Luoxi a thumbs up: "Great, Teacher Xixi, remember what you said now, and be sure to keep up the spirit you have now!"
Gu Luoxi raised the corners of his eyes: "Of course."
The words had just fallen.
Suddenly a low growl was heard.
"Oh my god? Is there really a wild animal?" Gu Luoxi was so scared that he ran to the back.
"No, it's just a goat. How could it scare you so much?" Gu Luosheng joked.
I already knew that Gu Luoxi was pretending to be dead.
Gu Luoxi took a closer look and stood up awkwardly: "I... I just tried to scare you guys on purpose. I'm not afraid of goats."
As he said that, Gu Luoxi ran in front of the goat and threw a stone at it provocatively. Then he turned around and said arrogantly: "Look, I told you that I'm not afraid of this thing. I was just teasing you just now."
As soon as Gu Luoxi finished speaking, everyone's faces changed.
"Run." Gu Luosheng shouted these two words, and everyone fled in all directions in an instant.
Only Gu Luoxi looked at him with disdain: "You are too timid. It's just a goat, but you are scared like this..."
Gu Luoxi looked back again and saw a group of goats rushing towards her.
"Oh my god." Gu Luoxi shuddered with fear. Just then, the goat in front came over and directly tore off Gu Luoxi's sleeve.
"Save me!" Gu Luosheng's voice was trembling and he began to escape frantically.
I lost all my running shoes and I didn’t dare go back to pick them up.
That's good.
The scene was in chaos.
The goats butted their horns.
Everyone was scared and ran everywhere.
"Is this a special effect? Is it possible that this goat is fake?" Zheng Xincheng wailed.
"You try it." Ye Nanchen was the calmest.
Zheng Xincheng's head shook like a wave drum, "I dare not."
Gu Luosheng was also afraid, but she was smarter: "Don't goats eat meat? Why should we run?"
"If they are extremely hungry, they will even eat their own kind." Ye Nanchen said...
Everyone's anxious hearts were completely dead.
"Shit, will I become their meal?" Zheng Xincheng was almost crying.
What kind of human suffering is this?
"I don't want to film anymore, Taita, get out of here, I don't want to film anymore!" A good variety show has been turned into a wilderness escape, and it's still unclear whether you can survive.
"It's useless to call Taita. He won't be able to come over for a while. Even if he comes, you may have become a corpse." Ye Nanshen said in a steady voice.
Because everyone was a little tired after running and talking.
"Wait a minute, aren't they hungry?" Gu Luosheng suddenly stopped and snatched the hamburger that Zheng Xincheng was holding tightly in his hand.
"Hey, that's my food!" Zheng Xincheng looked at Gu Luosheng with heartache and threw the hamburger directly to the goat that was chasing him relentlessly.
After a while, the herd of goats actually stopped.
Gu Luosheng clapped his hands and said, "Look how hungry the children are. They probably don't want to eat us, they just want to fill their stomachs. It's no big deal."
"It's a small matter?" Zheng Xincheng stopped to take a breath. "How can this be considered a small matter? We don't even have enough to eat, how can we get food for them?"
Gu Luosheng smiled slyly: "Don't think I don't know, you secretly hid a lot of food in your suitcase, you just worried that your teammates would snatch the food from you, so you didn't take it out, right?"
Gu Luosheng said it all.
Zheng Xincheng: ...
"How about this, everyone stop hiding things and take out some food to share with the goats. When they are full, they won't chase us anymore." Gu Luosheng put his hands on his hips and spoke seriously.
Everyone looked at each other.
No one said a word.
No one wants to take out food at this time.
Gu Luosheng waved his hands, made an example, took out a four-inch small cake and threw it out.
"If you want to live, you have to be willing to give up."
Instantly, the comment section was filled with praise.
——Learn from Sister Sheng.
——Everyone stand up and learn from Sister Sheng. Sister Sheng is so generous!
——To be honest...I usually can’t bear to eat this little cake myself.
——Woo woo woo, these goats eat so well.
——It seems to be real, not a special effect, it’s amazing.
——It’s a live broadcast, it’s really a conscientious variety show, but... the actors are working so hard.
——I can understand even if I can't see you tomorrow.
——It’s not easy to be an actor…
At this time, Taita was also wiping the sweat from his forehead with a wet towel.
He thought there were no animals on this deserted island, but who would have thought that so many goats would appear here.
Fortunately...it's not a carnivorous animal like a tiger.
He wanted to end the variety show early, but when he saw the number of people online soared to 200 million, Taita's blood pressure also soared.
Net income of 300 million per day!
…
Everyone found a cave and went in.
Chatting casually.
Now, most of the food has been thrown away.
Gu Luosheng held a small blade of grass in his mouth and said casually: "The name of the program can now be changed to Man and Nature."
"I think calling it useless human being is more descriptive." Zheng Xincheng scratched his hair.
Gu Luosheng was very creative and directly brought up a new topic.
After all, it's a variety show, so we have to create some laughs.
"This is not a coward, at least it's... the instinct to escape. When it comes to cowardice, no one can compare to me. When I was five years old, my father and I took the bus together. A thief stole my father's money. I watched the whole process. He even made a sneer at me, and I nodded silently." Gu Luosheng curled the corner of his mouth and laughed it off.
——Ahahaha, Sister Sheng, I really can’t stand this.
——How can a person be as stingy as you?
——Is this the Sister Sheng I know?
"I have an explanation for this too!" Zheng Xincheng raised his hand like a student: "My friend went to a convenience store to buy something, but after looking around, he didn't find anything he liked. When he was leaving, he was worried that the cashier would accuse him of stealing something, so he explained: "Haha, I didn't intend to steal anything."
——This really made me laugh so hard.
——Brother Qian, this friend couldn’t be you, right?
——People can be so stupid.