Chapter 48 Gu Luoxi barks like a dog in a variety show



Chapter 48 Gu Luoxi barks like a dog in a variety show

Wang Chen looked towards the audience and said seriously, "I believe that even if I don't announce the final result, everyone should know who has the higher score, right?"

Wang Chen finished speaking.

The bullet screen area is full of people: Gu Luosheng.

There were only a few Gu Luoxi, and it was obvious that they were carrying illicit goods.

"Then I declare that Gu Luosheng wins this song competition!"

Complete victory means that Gu Luoxi is not even worth a fart and is not worth even a whit.

"Well-deserved!" Even the host was excited.

The song that Gu Luosheng sang just now directly captured everyone's heart.

"Host." Gu Luoxi coughed twice, signaling her to pay attention. She was the protagonist of this variety show. What on earth were these people doing?

The host put his hand to his lips, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Xixi, you do have some skills, but! This is not enough for Shengsheng." The host looked at Gu Luosheng with starry eyes. It was obvious that she was now Gu Luosheng's number one fan girl.

"Teacher Gu Luoxi, we have just turned off the background music. You still can't beat Shengsheng. Why don't you just admit that you are not as good as her?" The background music staff at the back couldn't stand it anymore and spoke up for Gu Luosheng.

They can see who is awesome, and they can't lie with their eyes open.

Gu Luoxi looked extremely ugly.

"This... must be fake! It's dubbing!" Gu Luoxi thought of this and quickly said, "Yes, it must be dubbing. Have you forgotten that Gu Luosheng is tone-deaf? Her singing is like the howling of ghosts and wolves."

"Haha." Wang Chen laughed when he heard this. "No one can sing this song of mine. Where do you think you can find a dubbing artist? If you lose, you lose. Don't make excuses here."

Gu Luoxi looked unhappy.

She didn't believe that a tone-deaf person could sing such an earth-shattering song, but as Wang Chen said, no one else could sing this song.

Gu Luosheng took a step forward and said, "I accept defeat. Just now you said that if you lose, first, kneel down and apologize to me, and second, give each of you one hundred yuan."

"Are you crazy?" Gu Luoxi looked at Gu Luosheng with a sullen face.

Gu Luosheng spread his hands and said, "I'm not crazy, it's you who promised me. If you don't believe me, please watch the vcr."

After Gu Luosheng finished speaking, the host actually edited out what he had just said and played it live.

——If you can sing this song well, I will kneel down on the spot and apologize to you for what I just said.

——How about those with low scores give benefits to the fans present? Transfer 100 yuan to each person.

These two sentences are played in a loop.

Gu Luosheng's lips curled slightly.

"Come one by one, kneel down and apologize first, and then transfer the money one by one."

"Gu Luosheng, don't go too far!" Gu Luoxi widened her eyes, and she was about to walk towards Gu Luosheng.

Suddenly, he felt something tripped him, and with a clang, he fell to his knees in front of Gu Luosheng.

"Hey, Teacher Xixi, I was just joking just now, why did you really kneel down?" Gu Luosheng fumbled for a long time and took out a red envelope, "I won't let you kneel down for nothing, this is a red envelope, keep it, maybe it will come in handy."

——Kneeling so smoothly.

——Hahaha, is this a variety show effect? ​​So funny!

——Gu Luoxi was so arrogant just now, it is only right for him to kneel down and apologize now.

——What a slap in the face. Are variety shows nowadays so entertaining?

—Mom, I watch romance variety shows, not comedy variety shows, hahahaha! But I really love watching them.

——Xixi, hurry up, you can’t kneel down for an unknown person, she doesn’t deserve it!

Gu Luoxi gritted her teeth. She didn't want to kneel, but she didn't know who had tied her up just now.

The host next to her looked at the nose and thought that this matter had nothing to do with her.

"Now that you're kneeling, Teacher Xixi, don't forget to give 100 yuan to everyone present." Gu Luosheng blinked and reminded again.

Gu Luoxi glanced at the number of people online, which was increasing faster than her heartbeat.

Gu Luoxi almost fainted.

How many billions does this cost?

Gu Luoxi's face changed through seven colors: red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and violet.

[Ding Dong, the host has received 100 million yuan. You can distribute fan benefits on behalf of Gu Luoxi, but you must humiliate her!]

woc!

Gu Luosheng's heart was trembling with excitement.

One hundred million!!!

Mom, she got rich.

[It can only be used to distribute fan benefits, and cannot be kept privately.]

Gu Luosheng: ...

The small flame that had just ignited went out with a puff.

Gu Luoxi cleared his throat.

"Teacher Xixi, it doesn't matter if you don't want to spend the 10 billion. As long as you complete three things, I will help you with the remaining money. How about that?" Gu Luosheng spoke slowly.

"Hmm?" Gu Luoxi raised his head, as if he had heard something extraordinary. "You? Oh, you came out of the ravines, you have money?"

"Then forget it. You only have one chance. Do you agree?"

Gu Luoxi narrowed his eyes and sneered. This was Gu Luosheng's own fault!

"Okay, I promise you to do three things. After you complete the three things, the welfare of 100 yuan per person will be automatically transferred to you." Gu Luoxi raised the corners of her lips. Although she was embarrassed about singing just now, she could get back on track soon.

It’s impossible for Gu Luosheng to come up with 10 billion!

Gu Luosheng was at his ease, "I'm going to start talking about the first thing."

"How about you walk around the scene ten times, barking like a dog as you go? You have to imitate it more realistically. If the audience in the live broadcast room says it doesn't look realistic, it won't count." Gu Luosheng put the tip of his tongue against his chin, found a chair to sit down, crossed his legs, and looked very imposing.

Gu Luoxi's face flushed with humiliation, "Gu Luosheng, did you do this on purpose?"

Gu Luosheng smiled, "You've seen through it all. You're right. I did it on purpose to make everyone happy. See if it works. If not, forget it. You have to return the 10 billion."

"Wait... wait a minute, I agree." Gu Luoxi's teeth were almost broken.

But when she thought that Gu Luosheng could not pay back the 10 billion, she endured it.

Gu Luoxi learned the two tones awkwardly at first.

——Hahaha, Shengsheng is so interesting when imitating the barking of a dog.

——Little clever ghost, only Shengsheng can think of this.

——That doesn’t seem like it.

——Not at all, start over.

Gu Luosheng sighed, "Teacher Xixi, everyone says it doesn't look like that. You have to kneel down, support yourself with your hands, and jump and shout."

Gu Luosheng was still teaching beside them.

Gu Luoxi lowered his head, his face almost bleeding.

But she didn't resist at all and ran ten laps on the stage as Gu Luosheng requested.

The live broadcast room is like walking the dog, the whole screen is:

Woof woof woof…

When Gu Luoxi stood up, he sat down on the ground without caring about his image.

But Gu Luosheng never thought of letting her go.

This... is what she, Gu Luoxi, deserves.

"Second condition." Gu Luosheng opened her red lips slightly, with a wicked smile on her lips, "How about performing a makeup removal show in public for everyone?"


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