Chapter 56: One leg kneeling on remote control, one leg kneeling on durian

So funny.

Gu Luosheng was enjoying eating melons.

I didn't expect to meet such a stupid person.

Xia Zhiyun suppressed her laughter, "Is that so? It seems like you two are really in love with each other."

Xu Fang nodded heavily.

"Since you two really love each other, I can't break up a couple. You can take Gu Jingsheng away. Oh, by the way, since you two want to be together, I have to make it clear to you that Gu Jingsheng has no house or car, has 200 million in foreign debts, and has an only child with his mistress. He is now two and a half years old. You need to inherit all of these."

Xu Fang widened her eyes: ???

"What do you mean? Doesn't this house belong to Jingsheng?"

Xia Zhiyun laughed out loud, "What are you thinking? This is my house, I let him live in it. To put it bluntly, Gu Jingsheng is just living off me. I can't get him out, and I'm fed up with him. Now there happens to be a sucker like you, oh no, it's a kind-hearted person who wants to be the scapegoat, take him away quickly."

Xu Fang's mouth twitched. She looked so pitiful just now, but after hearing what Xia Zhiyun said, she stood up instantly and glared at Gu Jingsheng with disgust, "Poor bastard, you are such a person and you still go to a classmate party, it's so embarrassing."

Gu Jingsheng's face darkened, "Didn't you say you slept with me?"

"Haha, I'd rather sleep with someone else than a poor ghost like you!" Xu Fang said with disgust.

[Oh yeah, I almost forgot, that night Xu Fang got drunk and ended up sleeping with a security guard, and later she even boasted about how good-looking he was, she was really hungry.]

Xia Zhiyun's eyes were full of curiosity. Is this true? Are there any details? Can I watch the video?

"What about your child?" Gu Jingsheng continued to guide.

Xu Fang patted her belly and then took it back. "I'm not pregnant. I was just lying to you, you idiot. You wasted my time, but I didn't expect you to end up worse than a street dog."

Xia Zhiyun sneered. She could bully Gu Jingsheng, but not others.

"Really?" Xia Zhiyun narrowed her eyes. "I forgot to tell you that I was just kidding you. My husband is the CEO of a listed group and is worth billions. This house is just part of our property."

Xu Fang's face turned pale, and her sharp expression just now looked particularly funny.

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, you haven't reached that level yet. I'm just bored and want to play with the dog..." Xia Zhiyun raised her eyebrows and spoke in a condescending manner.

"She's already my ex-girlfriend, so she should be as good as dead instead of suddenly appearing as a corpse." Xia Zhiyun was reasoning with her.

But Xu Fang is not used to hearing this now.

Xu Fang put her hands on her hips and said, "I don't care. I am pregnant now. Gu Jingsheng, you have to be responsible for me."

Gu Luosheng really couldn't bear to watch it anymore. He had seen shameless people before, but this was the first time he had seen someone as shameless as Xu Fang.

She walked out leisurely, cleared her throat, and called out in a high voice, "Fang, table number 20 needs a drinking companion."

"Coming right away..." Upon hearing this, Xu Fang quickly resumed his work state and even had muscle memory.

But after a moment Xu Fang suddenly realized...she had been fooled!

She looked in Gu Luosheng's direction angrily.

"Hehe, Aunt Xu Fang, you dare to drink even though you're pregnant. Aren't you really not afraid of drinking your child to death?" Gu Luosheng said with an innocent look on his face.

Xu Fang moved her lips, "Why do you care? This is my own business."

"Of course I will take care of it. This is related to the future generations of our Gu family. What if the child you give birth to has problems in the future? It will be a disgrace to our Gu family. Of course I have to take good care of it, right?" Gu Luosheng blinked and looked at his already flat belly...

Gu Luosheng curled the corner of his lips and slapped Xu Fang on the face.

She does things that her mother cannot do.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Aunt Xu Fang. I don't know what happened just now. My head was dizzy and my hand hit me. My hand has the ability to automatically identify bitches. Once I see a bitch, I can't stop it. I really didn't mean it." Gu Luosheng apologized sincerely and he was about to cry.

Xia Zhiyun's jaw almost dropped in shock.

She didn't wait for Xu Fang to react.

She stood up, stepped on her high heels, and slapped her again, right where she was before. "Okay, Xu Fang, I didn't bother with you if you scolded me, but now you've made my daughter cry. I can't forgive you today."

Xu Fang: ???

Who hit who?

"That's right, I was scared to death." Gu Luosheng sniffed and agreed coquettishly.

After saying this, Gu Luosheng slapped him again, still at the same spot.

Xia Zhiyun couldn't bear it any longer, "Didn't you say you were pregnant? Okay, I'll vent my anger today and take you to the hospital later. Can't I go out to pay for the medical expenses?"

Bang, another slap.

In total, the mother and daughter cooperated very well and slapped Xu Fang on the face six times.

And they are all in the same location.

Gu Luosheng chuckled, "It hurts only when you hit one place."

Xu Fang almost fainted from the pain, and half of her face was numb.

Until the end...

Xia Zhiyun called a security guard in and waved her hand, "Send her to the hospital and give her a full body check-up. I want to see how many months pregnant she is."

"yes."

Xu Fang came in vertically and was dragged out horizontally.

The air suddenly became quiet, and Gu Jingsheng felt a little guilty.

"I suddenly remembered that I still have time to go to the toilet. I'll leave first." Gu Luosheng wiped his tears and ran away quickly.

Gu Luosheng pretended to go back to his room, but actually left himself a loophole.

She is a professional at eating melons.

Sure enough, the next second, Xia Zhiyun put her hands on her waist and curled her red lips, "Gu Jingsheng, your ex-girlfriend is here? Didn't you say I was your first love?"

"Wife, please listen to my explanation..."

"Explanation?" Xia Zhiyun's eyes widened. "I think it's just a sophistry!"

"That Xu Fang is my neighbor. We have never really been together. I don't know why she came to my house today." Gu Jingsheng said bitterly, "Wife, I swear, I have never let you down."

"I don't believe you." Xia Zhiyun took a durian from the refrigerator and threw it on the ground, "Kneel on the durian. You are not allowed to go back to the bedroom to sleep tonight."

After thinking about it, Xia Zhiyun still felt unwilling and turned on the TV in the living room again.

Xia Zhiyun curled her lips and smiled, "One leg kneels on the durian, the other kneels on the remote control, you are not allowed to change the channel."

Oh shit!

Gu Luosheng has been shocked for eighteen years, is this okay?

Great, I've learned another fun way to play a prank on someone. I'll do this even after she gets married.

Depend on.

Gu Luosheng reacted again.

I seem to be... already married.

The marriage certificate is still in the bag.