Chapter 95 Why do you bother her when you have nothing to do?
Gu Luosheng's eyes twitched.
These people are even crazier than her.
"You've gone crazy from working too much, right?" Gu Luosheng was speechless.
An Ning raised her eyebrows and said, "If it really doesn't work, then you can just go crazy and try going to a mental hospital. If you really can't get out, I'll ask you to act in a TV series there."
"Thank you." Gu Luosheng rolled his eyes.
"To be honest, based on my current condition, maybe... even the mentally ill people would be scared if I went in." Gu Luosheng spoke with great self-awareness.
Anning: ...
"Ancestor, if this really doesn't work, let's be more restrained." An Ning was a little scared.
"That's great. I don't know where to go, so I'm leaving." Gu Luosheng waved his sleeves and left without taking a single cloud with him.
Even Gu Luoxi was dumbfounded.
"Is she really ill?"
An Ning glared at Gu Luoxi and said, "You are the one who is sick."
Gu Luoxi: ...
So childish.
…
As soon as Gu Luosheng walked out of the company, he saw two teams of people standing on both sides. Their respectful attitude seemed like they were welcoming a young lady home.
Bah, take the mentally ill person home.
When the dean saw Gu Luosheng, he stepped forward and asked, "Ms. Gu, can you leave?"
"I'm crazy, not disabled." Gu Luosheng was speechless.
Dean: ...
…
When they arrived at the ward, Gu Luosheng turned on the camera.
Dean: “We are not allowed to take photos here.”
Gu Luosheng smiled: "Don't worry, I won't take pictures, I'll do a live broadcast."
The dean frowned: "Live broadcast is even worse."
"Let my fellow patients see my condition, and spread the word to you. Maybe in the future, people with mental illness will come to you. Think about it, there are so many workers now, maybe a few of them will go crazy one day."
When the dean heard this, he thought it made sense and did not stop him.
As soon as Gu Luosheng started the live broadcast, everyone rushed out in a swarm as if they had been waiting there in advance.
——Oh my god, did he really go to a mental hospital?
——Hahahaha, Sister Sheng, are you okay?
——It was so funny. This was my first time seeing a live broadcast from a mental hospital.
——To be honest, if Sister Sheng really goes in, will we be able to play with a bunch of psychopaths in the future? It’s very interesting just thinking about it.
——Actually...to be honest, I also want to go to a mental hospital. At least it would be much happier than my current life.
——Sister Sheng, when you get in, if you are happy living there, please introduce it to us.
When Gu Luosheng saw the last sentence, he frowned. What a perverted blessing.
Gu Luosheng sat down and the other party began to ask questions.
Doctor: "Where is your home? Where are you from?"
Gu Luosheng rolled his eyes at him, as if he were an idiot.
——I want to get excited. I want to know where Sister Sheng lives right away.
——Ahhh, doctor, you asked a good question.
The next second, Gu Luosheng answered, "Earth, the successor of socialism."
Doctor:???
Audience in the live broadcast room: …
Doctor: "What is your favorite color?"
Gu Luosheng adjusted his sitting position: "Arthur."
——I like Arthur the best too, hehe.
——God damn Arthur, hahahaha.
——Doctor, I just want to ask you if you are panicking?
Doctor: "What gift would you most like to receive?"
Gu Luosheng: "Paid vacation."
——I’m crying my heart out. Even if Sister Sheng is crazy, she still thinks about working.
——I won’t be able to take paid vacation in this lifetime. I’m so sad.
——This is my status as a worker.
——Sister Sheng, I’ll be your mouthpiece.
Doctor: "May I ask what is wrong with you?"
Gu Luosheng: "I am not capable of accomplishing anything."
Doctor: "What are your shortcomings?"
Gu Luosheng: "I'm short of money."
Doctor:………………
——Sorry, I really can’t type anymore. I’ve already fallen down on my workstation laughing.
——My colleague asked me why I was smoking, and I said I had epilepsy.
——The teacher woke me up and told me to go outside the classroom and laugh. I went out and the principal told me to laugh at the school gate…
"One last question!" The doctor slowly exhaled and raised his glasses, "If you were given a chance to be reborn, who would you choose to be?"
Gu Luosheng thought seriously for three seconds this time, and then spoke slowly: "I want to be a monkey on Mount Emei, wandering around every day, stealing other people's things, wandering around again after stealing them, pulling the hair of a handsome guy, and slapping an ugly guy in the face."
——Puchi, hahahaha! I really don’t like to laugh unless I can’t help it.
——It’s over. I’m laughing so hard that my abdominal muscles are about to pop out.
——Sister Sheng, what are you doing, hahahaha…
——Doctor, please, keep her. Her mental condition may be crazier than the worst patient in your mental hospital.
The doctor almost fell off his chair. To be honest, he thought of many possible answers, but every question Gu Luosheng asked was beyond his expectations.
He felt that this time he was not playing tricks on Gu Luosheng, but Gu Luosheng was playing tricks on him.
"Do you have any other questions?" Sister Sheng took a sip of the water on the table and said elegantly, "If you have any, please ask me as soon as possible. Although I'm not busy, I still hope you can hurry up."
The doctor was terrified and for a moment he couldn't tell who was the doctor and who was the patient.
"No more." The doctor shook his head quickly.
Gu Luosheng crossed his legs and said, "Okay, I have another question."
"Ah?" The doctor looked at Gu Luosheng in shock, thinking that his ears were not working well.
Are there any patients who ask questions to their doctors?
"These questions have been bothering me for years. I have consulted many normal doctors, but none of them could give me an answer."
As soon as Gu Luosheng finished speaking, the doctor felt a chill down his spine and had a bad feeling.
"Do you think you can be full if you keep taking stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets? If you are caught on the way to surrender, does it still count as surrendering? Is the electricity generated by Pikachu direct current or alternating current? Why are people who study law called lawyers instead of magicians? If you take sleeping pills and laxatives together, will you have diarrhea while sleeping? And...you stay in a mental hospital every day, don't you think you are an alien?"
Gu Luosheng finished his words in one breath and stared at the dean, waiting for his answer.
The dean waved his hand and said, "Ms. Gu, I declare that you are fine and can go home now."
"Oh." Gu Luosheng had no expression on his face.
But he didn't move: "You haven't answered my question yet."
The dean was terrified and shouted outside the door, "I... I am sick. I am the mental patient. Please, treat me."
Gu Luosheng blinked his eyes, feeling helpless: "I didn't expect that I was so amazing that I could even identify mentally ill people. Alas, it's not okay for a person to be awesome. He can be successful in any industry."
——Sister Sheng went to see a doctor. She was fine, but the doctor went crazy.
——Hahahahaha! I said Sister Sheng is crazier than a mental patient.
——Sister Sheng’s soul’s questions have troubled me for many years. Can anyone explain it to me?
——1. You can eat a full stomach by taking stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets, but it is very likely that you will die first, so it is not recommended. 2. It does not count, because it is not certain whether your testimony is correct. 3. Direct current, direct current can only cause charring, not nerve interference. 4. Because the hero who walks in the middle of a certain game is called a mage. 5. You may not poop while sleeping, but you will generally be dehydrated. 6. From what I see now, the dean has become the same kind.
——There is an honest person upstairs, let’s send her upstairs.
——Hahaha, Sister Sheng’s fans are really... diverse. Sister Sheng, someone has answered your question!
——You said you had nothing to do, so why bother her?