After discovering that Liang An was a clothes hanger, Wu Qing immediately became interested.
She took out all ten sets of men's clothing in her closet and also found two sets of cosplay costumes that had been hidden in the bottom of the closet.
Wu Qing took out his phone and took crazy photos of Liang An: "Change, change, change, let me see."
Liang An: “…”
He accurately picked out a set of women's clothing mixed in with the others.
It was a long dark red cheongsam with a slit that reached thirty centimeters above the knee.
Liang An was unable to speak, "Do you want this set too?"
Wu Qing looked at his embarrassed expression and said, "It's okay if you don't wear it."
Liang An breathed a sigh of relief.
During these three years, he traveled all over the country in disguise, wearing all kinds of short-sleeved shirts and shorts, but never women's clothing.
Wu Qing grinned: "But - if you don't wear it, you sleep on the floor. If you wear it, you sleep on the sofa."
"And once you choose, you can't change it. You sleep as long as you live."
After saying that, Wu Qing pointed to the cold, hard floor and the soft sofa respectively.
As you can imagine, the feeling of sleeping in the two places is completely different.
Liang An: "...I'll wear it."
For the sake of his own sleep quality, Liang An gave in.
By the time Liang An had tried on all the clothes, including the women's suit, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.
Wu Qing was so kind that he treated him to a roadside meal that he had bought for a huge sum of 33 yuan.
Under Wu Qing's expectant gaze, Liang An took a bite of the skewer.
He chewed it twice and his face changed drastically, but because of Wu Qing's sight, he couldn't spit it out directly and ruin his image.
"Sure enough...it's synthetic meat..." Wu Qing sighed.
That honest stall owner is such a rip-off, not only does he raise the price, he also uses synthetic meat.
...Are you still using gutter oil?
Thinking of this, Wu Qing shuddered and threw the remaining skewers into the trash can.
Since Liang An helped her test the poison, Wu Qing decided to treat him to a good meal.
She pulled out a bowl of Master Kong beef noodles from the bottom of the food cabinet, opened all the seasoning packets, poured in hot water, and then covered it with her Kindle.
After doing all this, Wu Qing set a five-minute countdown on his mobile phone.
"When my phone rings, you can open the lid and eat the noodles." Wu Qing instructed, "I'll go wash the dishes now, don't move, just sit here."
There is a perspective window on the door of Wu Qing’s kitchen, through which you can see the scene inside the living room.
While wiping the dishes, she kept an eye on Liang An's movements.
At the dining table, Liang An had a solemn expression on his face, his hands on his knees, and his sitting posture was even more upright than when Wu Qing was in elementary school.
His eyes never left the instant noodles, and they were shining brightly, as if he was extremely looking forward to the delicious food that was to come.
Wu Qing silently withdrew his gaze and felt a little relieved.
At the moment, it seems that Liang An is not here to cause trouble for her on purpose.
…
All in all, Liang An settled down in Room 302.
As a temporary "guardian", Wu Qing gave him a brief introduction on how to use modern tools.
Liang An's brain was still working well. Apart from accidentally splashing water all over himself when using the shower head, he didn't encounter any other problems.
He stood in the shower room for a long time without saying a word, and Wu Qing thought something had happened to him.
When I opened the door, I saw Liang An wearing her oversized men's suit, soaked from head to toe.
The slightly transparent cotton clothes stuck to his body wetly, outlining the contours of his body and exposing everything that Wu Qing should and shouldn't see.
Wu Qing was speechless, "...Brother, didn't you say you learned it? Hey, hey, hey! Stop! Don't come out from inside, I don't want to mop the floor!"
Liang An: “…I’m sorry.”
After finally teaching him how to take a bath, Wu Qing wanted to introduce him to the hair dryer.
Otherwise, given the length of his hair, he would have to stand there until the sun rises tomorrow before it would dry completely.
"When you need to use it, just find a power strip, align the plug with the hole and plug it in. But remember not to touch the metal in front when using it."
Wu Qing turned on the switch, and with the help of hot air, he ruffled Liang An's hair into a mess.
"Okay, you can blow the rest yourself."
Liang An took the hair dryer and carefully placed his hand on the air outlet. He was shocked by the wind speed and heat.
Fortunately, in these few short hours, he has experienced countless amazing things.
Liang An breathed a sigh of relief and started to blow his hair seriously.
His hair was waist-length, and it took a long time to blow it up. To kill time, Wu Qing leaned on the other side of the sofa and watched short videos.
After Liang An blew up half of his head, he found that Wu Qing was very happy, so he leaned over to look at her phone screen.
——Two handsome young men entangled with each other, dancing passionately.
Liang An blinked, alarm bells ringing in his heart.
Wu Qing looked at it for five seconds and slid down his phone.
——A sexy beauty with seductive eyes. Halfway through the dance, after a certain time, the beauty suddenly changed into a Guangdong cockroach cosplay costume and began to dance with the neon lights.
Wu Qing gave a thumbs up and continued to scroll down.
Liang An: “…”
Do you like this?
——The man in the next video has his neckline half-open, revealing a bit of his tanned skin.
He did nothing but look into the camera.
The short seven-second video received 100,000 likes.
Wu Qing originally wanted to swipe away, but he still gave him a thumbs up, at least the touch was not too eye-catching.
Liang An put down the hair dryer, "...Do you like this?"
Wu Qing said: "It's okay, at least it's not ugly."
…
Wu Qing went to work during the day, leaving Liang An alone at home.
Following Wu Qing's instructions, Liang An cleaned the house and then went out to throw away the garbage.
As soon as he went out, Liang An was surrounded by people.
Zhang Cuifang and Wu Jiao had been waiting for him for a long time.
As soon as she saw him, Zhang Cuifang smiled kindly and waved to him: "Hey young man, come here. Come here."
"Tell your auntie, what is your relationship with the girl in Room 302? Are you really a relative?"
Aunt Zhang was too enthusiastic and Liang An was not used to it.
The only older woman he was familiar with was the Queen Mother.
Liang An, who was wearing modern clothes, bowed to each of them and greeted them in a distant but polite manner: "I am Liang An, nice to meet you two."
Wu Jiao: “…”
I remembered that Wu Qing said this handsome guy was a fool.
Wu Jiao scratched her head and asked him in a different way: "What is the relationship between Wu Qing and you?"
Liang An thought for a moment and said, "I'm still working hard."
Wu Jiao and Zhang Cuifang understood.
Sure enough, it was the lover who came to the door! They were right!
but--
Liang An looks good, but he has a problem with his brain. No wonder the girl in Room 302 doesn’t like him.
Aunt Zhang patted his shoulder and said, "Young man, it's not enough to be good-looking. Have you graduated from college?"
"What is university?" Liang An asked sincerely.
If you don’t have academic qualifications, then look for your strengths.
Wu Jiao: "...then do you have money?"
Liang An shook his head.
Wu Jiao smacked her lips: "There's nothing we can do about it. Just work hard to make money."
Liang An humbly asked: "Then how can I make money?"
With Liang An's condition...
Wu Jiao snapped her fingers and said, "Leave it to me."
…
Wu Qing goes home after get off work.
The team leader really tripped her up.
Having been accustomed to a comfortable life in another world, Wu Qing's desire to resign reached its peak.
She opened the door and found Liang An sitting alone on the sofa with a cell phone on the table.
Wu Qing leaned over to look curiously, "What are you doing? You can actually play with your phone, you're a genius... Holy shit."
On the phone screen were Liang An and her face.
Wu Qing was dumbfounded.
Front camera?
...Whose front camera has gift-giving special effects and bullet screens?
"You actually learned how to do a live broadcast?" Wu Qing was completely shocked.
What an amazing learning speed.