Chapter 311: Scumbag Tutorial

"Is this why you came to me for advice with that look on your face as if you got someone pregnant but don't really want to take responsibility?" Zha Lan slowly put down the teacup in her hand.

"Do you really need to say that to me?" Su Yun felt guilty for a moment, and swallowed the words back in embarrassment. In the end, she could only sigh, "In short... it's hard to put it into words."

"I have a lot of free time recently. Please talk slowly and I can listen." Zha Lan picked up the teacup again.

I don’t know why, although the scene in front of me is clearly a mature playboy drinking tea elegantly, Su Yun feels that Zha Lan’s appearance is no different from some people who are waiting for gossip to be exposed…

Oh, there is a slight difference - he drinks tea and pets his dog at the same time, which is contrary to the majority of people who still have to work hard and just watch the show, showing the behavior of a capitalist who appears beautiful on the surface but is ugly on the inside.

Since she was going to talk about her own "ugly deeds", Su Yun also pulled another dog raised by Zha Lan to pet, feeling the reassurance brought by the thick, sleek fur: "Anyway, that night, I was a little confused and infatuated."

"Don't be so hasty to define it." Zha Lan glanced at Su Yun, who came to eat, drink and rub the dog, and said in an ambiguous tone, "Is it 'confused and confused' or 'the heart moves at will'? You have to figure out the essence of it first."

Although the English expression is certainly not as concise and precise as the Chinese idiom, the meaning is still conveyed. Therefore, after listening to Zha Lan's words, Su Yun couldn't help but reveal a little confusion and curiosity: Aren't they all derived from "being attracted by beauty"?

"Is there a clear distinction between the two?" Su Yun asked shamelessly in order to get the counsel and help of this veteran love driver.

"For me, I have a slightly different understanding of these two reasons than ordinary people." Zha Lan reached out to smooth Su Yun's messy hair and continued, "Let's put it this way, you can find excuses to get away with 'being confused by love', but you need to take responsibility for 'letting your heart move at will'."

"I think I understand." Su Yun nodded in sudden enlightenment, and glanced at Zha Lan with a very complicated look: He is indeed a super scumbag who is at the level of scum in the world. In just a few words, he has led her to run wildly on the path of self-righteous irresponsibility...

"You don't have to look at me like that. I just want to help you stand on the side that is beneficial to you." Zha Lan said in a gentle tone.

"Okay." Su Yun nodded, then organized her words and explained what had happened before in a brief but clear manner.

"...After he used the scrapbook that he spent years making to implicitly confess his feelings to me, he must have been too excited and couldn't help but kiss me - to be precise, it was a bit close to a forced kiss, but his technique was extremely immature..."

Hearing this, Zha Lan couldn't help but frown: "Oh, the technique is 'abnormally young'... Are you sure the other party is a 25-year-old man, not a five-year-old boy?"

"We Chinese are more reserved. Kissing is something that only lovers with very close feelings do. It's not like in the West where people can just kiss each other as a way to express their emotions!" Su Yun immediately emphasized righteously.

"Okay... my understanding is a little biased, but there are really some problems with your education in this area." Zha Lan ignored Su Yun's death gaze and insisted on speaking out her own psychological cognition.

"I admit that this is true, but it also proves that most of our young people are more self-disciplined, so there are not as many single-parent family stories as in other places." Although people in our area also complain about this issue, it is absolutely not allowed to be mentioned in front of outsiders, so Su Yun still spoke back.

Born in France, a country known for its "natural romance", Zha Lan sighed deeply: "Well, it's not worth it for you and I to argue about this issue. Let's get back to the previous topic."

"Well, although he was quite immature, I could sense his feelings... so I didn't refuse." Su Yun also sighed for her behavior at the time, "Of course, the most important thing is that he is very handsome and sings very well. I knew very early that he might love me..."

"I just didn't know that his love was so deep and persistent that when it exploded in that instant, I would lose my composure and become at a loss."

"According to us, if one party has been secretly in love with someone for so many years and the other party knows about their feelings for the other party, the two of them must have slept with each other countless times..." Before he finished his sentence, Su Yun had already cast a meaningful look at him.

Hinted by Su Yun's gaze, Zha Lan tried her best to change her original thinking and said something that Su Yun would like to hear: "Of course, some people also think that what they can't get is the best, so they won't easily touch their dreams."

"Because they are afraid that if they change the situation, it will become beyond their control."

"Or in other words, after you gain something, you will lose it again."

Su Yun nodded heavily: "This is the problem I want to solve. It's not that I don't like him, but in China, whether it's a marriage or a romantic relationship, it's too heavy. I don't want to be bound by marriage or a romantic relationship at the moment."

"So, I would rather maintain the status quo and pretend that I know nothing, rather than for us to no longer have any friends."

Different from that time when she was "drunkenly confused" on a winter night, she was able to use Zhuang Long's resistance and external things as an excuse to deceive herself from his lust; on the contrary, with Chen Boyang's stubbornness, after she crossed that line, she had to either compromise or separate and lose.

It was because she could not face this problem all at once that she bought a plane ticket and flew to this villa in a mountain forest in France overnight after hastily escaping back to her residence, seeking help from her seniors - the one who must be experienced and at a distance from everything in Hong Kong, so the answer could only be Zha Lan, who was currently on vacation in her own villa.

"I really don't understand how serious you are about this problem... But I can probably give you some advice." Zha Lan put the dog down from her lap and sat up straight. "Let me first tell you where you are."

Logically speaking, since Su Yun came over so distressed, he shouldn't need to ask any further questions.

But the problem is, from this conversation and Su Yun's expression, he gradually felt that the relationship between the two people did not seem to be that close...

"At that time, I unbuttoned all the buttons of his shirt, and touched his chest muscles and abdominal muscles..." Knowing that Zha Lan had really seen the big scene, Su Yun held back her shame and slowly recalled it.

I have to say...it's really nice to touch.

And her breathing sounds even more pleasant - she is worthy of being praised by the Hong Kong music industry as having a golden voice that is as talented as hers.

Zha Lan raised her eyebrows in understanding: "And then?"

"Then we seemed to have found some tricks, and we kissed more...skillfully than before. He even liked to kiss from the ear to the neck, and wanted to untie the belt of my bathrobe..." Su Yun ignored Zha Lan's encouraging eyes and covered her face with dismay, "Then... room service came and knocked on the door and said that the clothes I asked the front desk for before were delivered."

Hearing this, Zha Lan couldn't help but curse - Su Yun didn't understand French very well, but from the tone of her voice, she knew it was definitely not a nice thing to say.

"After being awakened by the room service, I pushed him away, rushed into the bathroom with my clothes, changed them, and then rushed out of the room and went back to my place..." Su Yun spread her hands with a complicated expression, "Then, I ended up here with you."

Zha Lan's expression changed again and again, and finally settled on an indescribable iron-blue tone: "This is the kind of 'intimate contact' that you came all the way to my house?!"

"For us Chinese, this is already very intimate." Su Yun emphasized seriously.

Zha Lan almost threw the dog lying at her feet at her: "To us French, this is nothing!"

Was he blind all along? Why did he think Su Yun resembled him when he was young?

Just a little kiss and caress, and she came to ask for help with that playboy and irresponsible look?! And he was so serious and talked to her for so long?!

Faced with Zha Lan's almost violent look, Su Yun was really a little confused for a moment.

Of course, if you think about it carefully, the two people's concepts are actually separated by a world of difference: Su Yun used to look like she was able to handle everything with ease, but in fact, she was able to take advantage of the gap in perspectives between the times and her young age after rebirth, so she appeared to be precocious and intelligent; but the problem was that before her rebirth, Su Yun was a young technical backbone at work, but because her hair was basically used to build her career, she was still a virgin single until the last moment before her rebirth...

Therefore, for Su Yun, she can rely on her past experience in work and dealing with people, but she has no advantage in the complicated and treacherous love field.

In addition, the target this time is Chen Boyang, who is also a novice in the love field, so the two of them are bound to end up in a "newbie" situation.

Zha Lan couldn't help but sigh again: "Why should I help you? Maybe this is a terrible habit that has been subtly cultivated over the years. It's just a few kisses. You can easily solve it and then turn everything back to the way you want it to be... This is my specialty."

"Oh, you are such a scumbag." Su Yun spit at Zha Lan, then held his hand affectionately, "Teach me quickly."