Chapter 289 Stinky Fart



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Zuo Miaomiao's eyes widened.

That's backwards.

Shouldn't we move it further away?

Who would want to get close to a girl whose farts are smelly and loud?

“Everyone has bodily functions,” Xiao Qingyin explained. “Only close people will come into contact with these things. People who have shared bodily functions will trust and relax with each other more.”

Is that so?

Zuo Miaomiao was half-believing and half-doubting.

Her father hired a governess for her, and one of the etiquette rules she taught was: never fart in front of others, and wait until the smell on your body has dissipated before returning to your seat after relieving yourself.

If you don't do this, the old woman says, your image in other people's eyes will be ruined.

But Sister Xiao said that people who have shared poop and pee will be closer.

Xiao Qingyin countered, "If the person who just farted wasn't you, but my brother, would you think he was disgusting, or would you think, 'He's a person too, just like you?'"

"Of course, he thinks he's the same as me!"

Zuo Miaomiao answered without hesitation.

Xiao Qingyin: "Will it be easier for you to get along with him in the future?"

Zuo Miaomiao was taken aback.

If she were in his shoes, she would indeed find General Fu more down-to-earth, and she might not be so nervous when she saw him.

But will General Fu share the same idea as her?

Will he secretly laugh at her for being arrogant?

Xiao Qingyin gave her an approving look.

“Wei Yun is also a human being, and everyone thinks the same way.”

Zuo Miaomiao felt comforted and her mood improved considerably.

After thanking Xiao Qingyin, she asked a question she desperately wanted answered: "How much longer will I have to fart? Is there an antidote for this medicine?"

"There is no antidote; she will recover in half a day."

Zuo Miaomiao calculated the time; it had been almost half a day since she took her medicine.

After chatting with Xiao Qingyin for a while, she said goodbye happily.

Unexpectedly, Fu Weiyun stopped him as soon as he stepped out of the Marquis's mansion.

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