"It wasn't in the sleeve pocket."
Yi Shuihan replied.
Xiao Qingyin breathed a slight sigh of relief, but then heard the guy continue, "I brought it from my bosom."
In his arms?
Isn't that even more disgusting than a sleeve pocket?!
She couldn't help but move to the left to get further away from him.
Yi Shuihan leaned closer and whispered, "Don't worry, it's fake. It's made with dried tangerine peel, hawthorn, and plums."
As if afraid she wouldn't believe him, he put the spoon to his lips and laughed, "If you don't believe me, I'll eat it and show you."
After saying that, he swallowed it in one gulp.
Xiao Qingyin was dumbfounded.
After finishing his meal, Yi Shuihan frowned and said, "Wife, rat droppings are really hard to eat, you shouldn't eat them."
Xiao Qingyin: "..."
Has this person's intelligence truly recovered?
Everyone: "..."
Horrible! The living Yama is so stupid that he even eats rat droppings!
emperor:"……"
He had initially suspected that the rat droppings incident was a setup by Yi Shuihan, but now all his doubts were gone.
No sane person would do something like eating rat droppings in front of an entire court of officials.
Even a three-year-old wouldn't do that.
Yi Shuihan was undoubtedly a fool.
He coughed twice and said to the palace servants, "What are you standing there for? Hurry up and get water for General Yi to rinse his mouth."
The palace maid came to her senses, accepted the order, and left.
Taking advantage of this brief respite, the emperor said to his ministers, "Please don't take what just happened to heart."
The ministers all nodded: "Your Majesty, we understand."
But they all secretly glanced at Yi Shuihan, feeling sorry for him.
Faced with the sympathetic glances from the women, Xiao Qingyin tried her best to maintain an awkward yet polite smile.
After the banquet ended and she left the palace to return home, she looked at someone expressionlessly.
"Didn't you say you'd tell me the reason after you finished drinking the porridge? Hurry up and tell me."
If she had known this guy was going to go this far, she wouldn't have made this trip.
"Don't rush, I'll explain slowly."
Yi Shuihan reassured her.
"Before I was six, everything I saw was in color, right? I forgot what you called that condition again..."
Synesthesia.
"Yes, it's synesthesia. Because each word is a different color, if there are many words on the page, they are crammed together and look colorful, which makes me dizzy."
Yi Shuihan smiled.
"So I hate reading, and later I also disliked other colorful things, especially Laba porridge."
Even now that I'm older, I still instinctively frown when I see Laba porridge.
His Majesty used this tactic to test whether I was feigning madness.
I see.
Xiao Qingyin finally understood why the emperor had suddenly decided to give porridge to so many people.
But there was one thing she couldn't understand: "If you don't like Laba porridge, why didn't you react at all when I was preparing the ingredients?"
Yi Shuihan chuckled: "I can't just forbid you from eating it because I don't like it, can I?"
He's not a tyrannical ruler who thinks he's the only one who matters.
That's true.
Once Xiao Qingyin had cleared up her doubts, she went to cook porridge.
—If you can't get the porridge from the palace, then eat your own.
Because Yi Shuihan doesn't eat Laba porridge, she made him a separate pot of raw pork offal porridge.
The porridge smells delicious.
But Yi Shuihan remained silent as he looked at the pork intestines in the porridge.
"Eat it while it's hot."
Xiao Qingyin urged.
"It won't taste good when it's cold."
He took a deep breath and replied, "Wife, there are some things I also don't eat, like intestines."
Xiao Qingyin exclaimed in surprise, "Weren't you enjoying the sausage quite a bit?"
Yi Shuihan: "..."
Chinese sausage and rice noodle sausage are not the same.
The Chinese sausage only uses the thin membrane of the intestine, but the rice noodle remains the same.
"The sausage looks disgusting."
Xiao Qingyin gave him a cool look.
"Isn't rat droppings disgusting?"
Even though it's fake, it looks just like the real thing.
This person is notorious for his double standards.
“If we hadn’t just had a pig slaughtered to make cured pork and sausages, we wouldn’t have such fresh offal. If you don’t want it, I’ll send it to Bai Yanzhang.”
Yi Shuihan: "???"
"Why should I give it to him instead of eating it? Can't I give it to Yi Wu?"
What's the difference between giving it to Bai Yanzhang and giving it to Yi Wu?
Yi Shui Han was speechless.
Of course, Bai Yanzhang was exceptionally talented in writing and had an outstanding appearance; he was her type.
He was afraid she would fall for someone else.
But it's hard to say that out loud.
Otherwise, she would definitely laugh at him again.
After thinking for a moment, he replied, "I can also change my dietary preferences."
Xiao Qingyin found it quite amusing.
"Really? Would you like to try some Laba porridge?"
Yi Shuihan: "..."
"Thank you, I just wanted to make a small change."
He forced himself to start eating.
I thought I would eat myself sick, but these offal dishes turned out to be surprisingly delicious.
Especially the pork intestines, which are fresh, tender, chewy and delicious. You won't feel nauseous at all when you eat them; on the contrary, they leave you with a lingering aftertaste.
He ate with gusto, praising, "Wife, you're amazing! You can even make pork offal porridge so delicious."
Xiao Qingyin laughed and said, "Now you know how many delicious foods you've missed, right? Next time I'll take you to try some lamb offal soup."
What is "sheep sludge"?
He's been eating sheep for so many years and has never heard of such a thing.
"Sheep bile, also known as herbal medicine, is made by extracting the herbs that sheep eat into their intestines and stomach, squeezing out the juice to make bile, stir-frying it with Evodia rutaecarpa, and then cooking mutton and offal with bile to make a dish."
Yi Shuihan was speechless with astonishment.
What's inside the intestines, isn't that feces?
Eating intestines is one thing, but they even eat feces.
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