Chapter 1180 The Jade Emperor is Angry



Lin Yu was right after all. This Liu Daxian was neither a thunder god nor a lightning goddess. The reason he dared to make such a bet with Lin Yu was because...

It's because he can control artificial rain!

Because a friend of his works in the meteorological department and wants to create artificial rain, which means applying to the higher-ups to fire a couple of shots!

Moreover, during this season, applications are usually approved very quickly!

"Heh heh, kid, just wait and see, I'm taking this million!" Liu Daxian sneered, giving Lin Yu a cold look.

He started making plans in his mind.

Of this million, I gave 200,000 to my friend in the meteorological department, and I still have 800,000 left. This is a huge profit!

Soon, the group arrived at the Guandi Temple!

Because people from all around come to the temple to perform religious ceremonies!

There is a folk belief that temples are a medium to the underworld and a channel to communicate with the gods, and that rituals performed there are the most effective.

Liu Daxian asked the village chief Mao Da to help set up the altar, and then immediately began his ritual!

He grabbed a handful of glutinous rice, scattered it on the ground, and began chanting, "Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, Dragon King and Five Emperors, heed my command... Hurry, hurry, as the Jade Decree!"

What he was muttering was completely incomprehensible to everyone.

Hey!

With a sharp shout, Master Liu pointed his peach wood sword diagonally towards the sky!

Everyone held their breath!

What's wrong?

Nothing really happened, right?

"Hey Liu Daxian, your magic isn't all that great. It's Sunday today, maybe the Dragon King is taking a break?" Ningxi mocked from the side.

The other members of the Ning family also burst into laughter.

Liu Daxian looked embarrassed and was also puzzled. He had just called his friend and agreed on this time, so what was going on? Why hadn't it rained yet?

However, he reacted quickly, "Hmph! Do you think praying for rain is an easy thing? Just like on earth, rain requires coordination from several departments! The Dragon King is only responsible for bringing rain; he also needs the assistance of the Thunder God and Lightning Goddess! You wait, I'll pray to the Thunder God and Lightning Goddess right now!"

Boom!

However, before they could even ask, thunder suddenly roared in the sky, dark clouds began to gather, and the sky suddenly darkened.

Everyone was slightly taken aback.

Holy crap!

Could it be that this Master Liu really can communicate with the Heavenly Court?

Bang bang bang!

In the distance, the sound of firecrackers seemed to drift across the horizon, and the clouds in the sky grew thicker and thicker.

Master Liu laughed heartily, "See? This must be because my spell just now worked! The Thunder God and Lightning Goddess are cooperating with me!"

The villagers present immediately knelt down.

"Master Liu is awesome!"

"It seems that Master Liu really was sent by the Heavenly Court to save us!"

"Master Liu is awesome!"

Everyone shouted in unison, "Even YYDS has been brought up!"

Ning Xi's expression turned somewhat grim, and she was also quite surprised, unsure of what was going on.

"Sect Leader Lin, what exactly is going on? Could this guy really know magic?" Ning Xi asked Lin Yu, because she thought Lin Yu was knowledgeable and would know the answer.

Lin Yu laughed and said, "I don't know either. All I know is that his magic is just random gesturing. If this can communicate with the Heavenly Court, then I can contact the Western Paradise! But judging from those firecrackers just now, I guess this guy hired someone to make it rain!"

"What? Artificial rain?" Ningxi exclaimed angrily, "Isn't this cheating?"

Who would have thought that this fortune teller Liu had a bug? If that's the case, who would still bet with him? They lost over a million for nothing.

Lin Yu laughed and said, "Don't worry, even if it's artificial rainmaking, it's impossible to summon rain. Their village's drought has other reasons. If he could really summon rain, I'd like to livestream myself eating shit while doing a handstand!"

Ning Xi looked confused, wondering why Lin Yu was so sure. But... eating shit upside down, this Sect Master Lin is quite creative.

Mao Da and the others had already revered Liu Daxian as a celestial being, constantly kowtowing and shouting "God and spirit!"

After banging his head for ages, even breaking his scalp, not a single hair came off—it was all bark and no bite.

What's going on?

Are you kidding me?

Finally, everyone stopped kowtowing and looked at Master Liu.

"Master Liu, what's going on? Could it really be like that woman said, that it's Sunday today and the Thunder God and Lightning Goddess are on holiday?" Mao Da couldn't hold back any longer and asked Master Liu first.

Liu Daxian was sweating profusely from his dancing.

He doesn't know what happened either!

This doesn't make sense!

Artificial rainmaking doesn't even bring rain, is there any justice in this world?

"Don't worry, it's probably a communication problem between the Dragon King and the Thunder God and Lightning Goddess. I'll make a call and ask!"

As he spoke, he hurriedly ran to the back and dialed the number of his friend in the meteorological department.

"Hey buddy, where's the rain? Why isn't it raining yet? I've bet a million this time, can you stop messing with me?" Liu Daxian asked anxiously.

"Old Liu, you can't blame us for this! Artificial rainmaking isn't 100% successful. We've used up all the dozen or so shells we requested, so we can't fire anymore. There's nothing I can do to help you with this!"

Snap!

After the other party finished speaking, they hung up the phone immediately.

Liu Daxian was immediately dumbfounded.

Damn, does that mean it's not going to rain today?

Does that mean I'll never get that million?

Moreover, he accepted money from Mao Da and others; how is he going to explain that?

After a moment, Liu Daxian walked back with an embarrassed expression.

Mao Da and the others naturally surrounded Liu Daxian, demanding an explanation.

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