Chapter 1253 Call Me Grandpa!



"What? This kid is the leader of the martial arts alliance?"

The Four Eccentrics of Jiangnan were all startled and immediately looked at Lin Yu, their eyes revealing a fierce look.

So this is the guy who imprisoned their goddess!

The four of them had already agreed before they arrived that whoever could kill the leader of the martial arts alliance could marry Chen Yannan!

"Hey guys, who wants to go first?" Li Guai walked up with his cane and glanced at everyone.

The fourth brother, Ma Daha, was the first to jump out. He braced himself with both hands, lay on the ground like a big toad, his mouth bulging, while one leg was raised high like a scorpion.

Lin Yu was slightly taken aback. What is this thing?

Did the toad cheat on its partner, or did the scorpion slip up? This is hilarious!

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

As Ma Daha's true energy surged, the surrounding energy became increasingly violent. The martial arts disciples could not withstand it; the pressure was too great. Some people's clothes were torn by the energy, and their faces were deformed by the wind.

Li Guai said coldly, "Rong'er, take your friends and leave for a while. Leave this to your uncles!"

"Okay, Uncle Li, then I'll leave it to you!"

Rong'er quickly pulled Zhang Chaoyang out, and soon only Lin Yu and the Four Eccentrics of Jiangnan remained in the room.

At this moment, Ma Daha's true energy had reached its peak!

"You brat, you're going to die! Roar!"

With a strange cry, Ma Daha's entire body hurtled towards Lin Yu like a cannonball.

Aaaaaaah!

Duang!

Boom!

Lin Yu simply dodged by slightly turning his body, but Ma Daha's body couldn't stop and crashed directly into the wall, passing through two walls before finally stopping and being buried in the rubble in the blink of an eye.

Li Guai and the others were stunned for a moment, then slapped their foreheads and covered their eyes.

"Disgraceful!"

"This is so embarrassing!"

"From now on, once we kick the fourth one out, let's call ourselves the Three Eccentrics of Jiangnan!"

The group discussed it.

The next one to appear is the third brother, Wang Ermazi!

Wang Ermazi lived up to his name, his face was covered in pockmarks, he loved to laugh, always showing his big, black teeth, and a foul odor constantly emanated from him.

He sat on the ground, picked at his toes, then casually picked at his nose, and looked at Lin Yu with an arrogant expression. "Kid, when I was a gangster, you were still drinking piss in your mother's belly! I'll give you three counts, kneel down here, and I might spare your life!"

Lin Yu shook his head helplessly, "I can't stand slovenliness more than anything in my life. I'll give you three counts, so hurry up and go take a shower and scrub off the dirt properly, or I'll have to do it myself!"

"Damn it, you dare to complain about my slovenly appearance?"

Wang Ermazi immediately stood up. "I've been wandering the world for so many years, and no one has ever dared to say I'm slovenly. Do you know why?"

Lin Yu frowned but remained silent.

"Haha, you don't even know this? Fine, then I'll tell you, all those who called me slovenly have already been killed by me!" Wang Ermazi finally revealed a fierce expression.

Lin Yu was speechless!

Wang Ermazi continued, "Do you know how they died?"

"Hahaha! I'll tell you right now!"

brush!

After Wang Ermazi finished speaking, he jumped up, turned his back to Lin Yu, and then stuck his buttocks high in the air.

puff!

A loud fart burst out, accompanied by a cloud of yellow, smoke-like gas, which sprayed towards Lin Yu.

"Oh crap!"

"Damn it, the third brother actually used this trick!"

"You should have at least notified us first! This is a fucking indiscriminate attack!"

The other three screamed and scattered.

After a long while, the smoke gradually dissipated.

At this moment, Lin Yu had already disappeared!

"Where is he?" Wang Ermazi asked, looking puzzled.

Li Guai laughed loudly, "Third Brother's ability to convert internal energy into poison gas is getting more and more amazing. I reckon this kid has been completely corrupted!"

Wang Ermazi nodded. "Haha, so you mean I've already killed this kid? According to the agreement, I can now marry Yannan?"

Upon hearing this, the other three were slightly taken aback.

"Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! Yannan, it's mine!"

"You stinky brat, you stink all over, do you think you're good enough for Yan Nan?"

"Second brother, you foul mouth! You're no better than me! Anyway, I killed her, so Yannan must be mine!"

"Yan Nan is yours? Hmph, you'll have to ask my cane if it agrees!"

"Alright! Come on, let's have a fight and see who's afraid of whom!"

Bang!

Ping pong!

The group started fighting as they were talking.

This has been how I've lived for the past twenty years, and I've gotten used to it.

The four fought so fiercely that the martial arts gym was almost in an uproar.

In the end, they all ended up with bruises and swelling.

They sat on the ground, panting heavily, looking at each other warily.

Da da da!

Just then, a figure walked over, stood in front of the group, and shook his head helplessly, "You guys are really something, fighting each other over a woman!"

He realized that the "Yan Nan" these four were talking about was most likely Aunt Nan. It seemed these guys were Aunt Nan's followers; otherwise, he would have killed them long ago!

All four of them stared at him in shock.

I can't believe this kid is still alive!

"Hey guys, this kid's got some skills. Let's put Yan Nan aside for now and kill this guy first!"

"Attack together!"

brush!

The four suddenly sprang into action and attacked Lin Yu.

Lin Yu's lips curled into a slight smirk. With a wave of his hand, a large curtain flew in, directly enveloping the four of them.

At the same time, he casually picked up a whip from the weapon rack next to him and began to lash it out.

"ah!"

Holy crap!

"Kid, you fucking let us out!"

"Ouch! My butt's split open!"

"Help!"

The group of people were being beaten so badly they were crying out for their parents. At this moment, the curtains had been sealed by Lin Yu's true energy, and the group was like headless flies, unable to escape and only able to endure the whipping.

"I'm just asking you, do you submit or not?"

Lin Yu asked with a cold smile.

"I admire your mother... ah!"

"I'm convinced! I'm convinced!"

"Call me Grandpa!" Lin Yu said fiercely again.

"I'll call you Mom... Ah!"

"Grandpa! Grandpa!"

"We were wrong! Please have mercy on us! Stop hitting us—ah!"

Finally, the Four Eccentrics of Jiangnan compromised.

On the one hand, it really hurt, and on the other hand, it was incredibly embarrassing.

Finally, after the group compromised, Lin Yu stopped.

A moment later, the four of them sat on the ground in a sorry state, staring at Lin Yu with fearful eyes, afraid that he would raise his whip again.

At this moment, they already knew perfectly well that this martial arts alliance leader was no pushover. No wonder even Yan Nan was captured. His strength had probably already reached the Saint Realm, and he was definitely not someone they could contend with!

What if you can't win?

Just admit defeat!

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