He called out towards the bathroom, "Mei Chao! Are you done yet? Why did it take you so long? I'm going to be late for my blind date!"
"Here it comes!"
After a while, Mei Chao came out from inside, panting.
Seeing that her younger brother's expression was off, Mei Yun asked with concern, "Mei Chao, what's wrong? You look so pale."
Zhang Xuewu, who was sitting on the sofa eating watermelon, glanced at him and said, "What else could it be? He eats and poops all day long, he probably ate too much this morning!"
Mei Yun glared at him. "Don't you have any sympathy? Can't you see he's uncomfortable?"
Mei Yun stood up, took Mei Chao's hand, and said, "Let's go, little brother, let's go on a blind date. Once you find someone and get married, we'll buy a house and move out, so you won't be in his way here!"
"No, no, sis! I, I..." Mei Chao felt her stomach rumbling again.
"What do you mean 'you'? Hurry up and go, we'll be late!" Mei Yun pulled his arm to walk out, but couldn't budge him.
"Sister, I really, I..." Mei Chao felt a torrent rush to her sphincter, her face instantly turned red, and she could barely speak.
Mei Yun said unhappily, "Let me tell you, the person I arranged for you this time is my best friend's niece. Don't embarrass me, hurry up..."
"Sis, I really can't hold it in anymore!!!"
Mei Chao broke free from her hand, covered his buttocks with both hands, and turned to walk back.
Unexpectedly, the hem of her clothes ended up hanging on the zipper of Mei Yun's handbag!
This could be fatal!
"Hey, you stand still! My LV bag just had its maintenance done! Don't bring the toilet with you and make it stink!" Mei Yun quickly grabbed the bag strap and tried to pull at Mei Chao's clothes.
Mei Chao's face turned purple with anxiety; he felt like he was about to explode on the spot.
Glug glug!
The gas in the intestines accumulated more and more, gathering in an organized and disciplined manner towards the door.
Always be ready, poised to launch!
Mei Chao was so anxious that she stood on tiptoe, "Sister, hurry! I, I really can't take it anymore!"
Mei Yun said irritably, "If you can't do it, then just poop in your pants!"
Mei Chao felt he had reached his limit and couldn't hold it in any longer, so he let out a little air.
But he forgot that at this point, no amount of nonsense could be trusted.
Besides, this fart was caused by Lin Yu's magic damage!
There was a loud "poof" sound!
A torrent of yellow liquid gushed out of the chrysanthemum like a spraying water jet!
Zhang Xuewu, who was eating watermelon, was the first to be hit. The watermelon in his hand was smashed and a yellow, viscous, unidentified substance was suddenly splattered on his face!
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