Zhang Biao snorted, "Mr. Lin, neither of these two is any good. How about I take off an arm and a leg for you?"
"Hey, no, no, no! Mr. Lin, no, Master Lin, you can hit me or scold me, but please spare my arms and legs!"
"Master Lin, I'm begging you! Please spare my life!"
Zhao Lei and Liu Song were terrified. They kept kowtowing until their heads bled, and they cried and sobbed.
Lin Yu remained unmoved.
Crocodile tears are nothing to pity.
Zhao Lei gritted his teeth, "How about this, Mr. Lin, I sing pretty well, how about I sing 'Conquer' for you?"
At this moment, Zhao Lei disregarded the humiliation and decided to make use of his strengths.
Liu Song wasn't to be outdone, "Yes, yes, I can sing too, I'm completely won over by you~ Cut off all escape routes~"
Everyone: "..."
"Damn it, stop singing!"
"My old sow sings better than you!"
"I fucking threw up!"
Zhang Biao and the others couldn't take it anymore and started cursing.
Lin Yu, however, was uncharacteristically bright-eyed and couldn't help but nod, saying, "Hmm, that's good, you guys understand music!"
Everyone was stunned.
Damn it!
Master Lin's connoisseurship is truly exceptional!
Zhao Lei breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "As long as Master Lin is satisfied, that's all that matters. As long as you're willing to listen, my brother and I will sing for you!"
Lin Yu nodded, "Alright! You two sing another verse, but I don't like anything like 'Conquer.' How about this, you two perform a two-person comedy routine for me!"
"What? Errenzhuan?"
The two were slightly taken aback.
Errenzhuan, that's not difficult.
In Northeast China, almost every household knows how to hum a few lines: "The first month of the lunar calendar is the New Year!"
Anyone can do that!
It didn't seem to be difficult for either of them.
The two were about to start singing on the spot.
Lin Yu stopped him.
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Lin Yu's lips curled up slightly, "Singing is one thing, but I need to revise the lyrics for you two!"
"Um, change the words?"
"How do we fix this?"
Lin Yu asked Zhang Biao to bring him a pen and paper, and wrote down a verse. He nodded in satisfaction.
He then had Zhang Biao hand it to the two men.
The two of them looked at it once, and then they were dumbfounded.
Damn it!
What kind of insane and lewd words are these?
Lin Yu took out his phone and filmed the two of them. "Come on, let's sing!"
"Master Lin, this can't be!"
"If this gets posted online, how will we face people?"
The two looked miserable and refused to cooperate.
Lin Yu put down his phone, his face unusually gloomy. "You don't want to sing, do you?"
Zhang Biao glared and went up to each of them, slapping them hard across the buttocks. "Damn it, Mr. Lin gave you face, and you don't want it? If you don't sing, we'll break your arms and legs right now!"
The two of them simultaneously unleashed a powerful attack!
"Sing! Let's sing!"
"Anything is fine as long as you don't kill us!"
Circumstances dictated their actions, leaving them with no choice but to sing.
Two people, naked, facing the camera with bitter faces.
Zhao Lei: "Hello everyone, I'm Jianjian!"
Liu Song: "Hello everyone, I'm Huaihuai!"
Zhao Lei: "Today, my brother and I will sing a piece of Errenzhuan for everyone!"
...
"The first month of the lunar calendar is the New Year!"
"We're here to solicit a prostitute!"
"Let's go to a brothel together, buddy!"
"They're worse than pigs and dogs!"
"It doesn't matter if it's male or female, ya ah ei yo yo yo yo ei yo yo ah!"
"Make that beast suffer, ah, oh ...
"Make that beast suffer, oh dear~"
Second paragraph:
"My wife isn't home today!"
"I advised her to go to her husband's family home!"
"You two are going to a brothel together!"
I'm so happy!
"He's a doctor at the First Affiliated Hospital!"
"I'm the section chief of the police station!"
"You're taking the people's hard-earned money to go prostitutes! Oh my gosh!"
"They can't even be called human! Oh my gosh!"
"You can't even be called human! Oh my gosh!"
...
"Haha! That's hilarious!"
"I'm fucking bursting out laughing!"
"Damn, Mr. Lin's choice of words is pretty sharp!"
"Awesome! These two are going to be famous!"
After the song ended, Zhang Biao's men collapsed on the ground, almost spitting out their dinner from laughing.
Lin Yu played it back once, nodded in satisfaction, and uploaded it to Douyin.
Zhao Lei clenched his fists tightly.
A raging fire burned in his heart.
I've never been this humiliated in my entire life.
Damn it! Lin Yu, you just wait, don't give me a chance, or I'll definitely kill you!!
He didn't take Lin Yu's filming seriously.
What's wrong with filming Douyin? He and Liu Song were both naked, the content was too explicit, it wouldn't pass censorship at all.
It'll probably be taken down shortly after it's uploaded; it won't spread at all.
Don't be afraid!
However, what he didn't know was that after Lin Yu finished uploading the video, he immediately sent a message to Douyin's operations team, ordering them to push the video to the local headlines.
Zhao Lei never imagined that their 'masterpiece' would go viral online within hours, and that his parents, relatives, and colleagues would all see it.
They will all be proud of them!
After doing all this, Lin Yu felt much better.
However, he kept his word and immediately ordered Zhang Biao to release the two men.
Seeing that it was getting late, he prepared to return to the tea room and leave with the two women.
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