Chapter 2
Along with a cheerful voice, a rabbit-shaped doll appeared in front of the two.
Tang An was still in shock. He went to look at Chi Ying and saw that he was walking up to the doll without fear of death.
"Pretending to be mysterious."
Chi Ying grabbed the floating rabbit and pulled it down, grabbing its ears with his left hand and its legs with his right hand, and started pulling.
It was too late for Tang An to stop it.
Mr. Rabbit probably didn't expect the other party to do this. He struggled hard on all four legs: "You, you bold villain! How dare you humiliate me like this..."
Chi Ying had an expression that said, "What can you do to me?" and he raised his four legs and did a split and spun around.
"A strangely ugly rabbit... I was just about to ask you, were you behind my transformation into a dog?!"
Mr. Rabbit: "You deserve it! It's only natural for a scumbag to become a dog!!!"
Chi Ying sneered: "Who told you I was the top?"
Mr. Rabbit and Tang An: "..."
Ji Ying let go of the rabbit and let it fall freely.
He was very shameless and shameless, spreading his hands and said, "I am the one on the bottom, not a scumbag top, at most a scumbag bottom."
Tang An: “…”
It was the first time Mr. Rabbit had seen such a shameless person. He struggled to his feet and cursed, "I will deprive you of your right to live in the little dark room!!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Chi Ying felt that Tang An in front of him was getting taller and taller. The familiar visual height startled him and he quickly lowered his head. His furry dog paws stepped on the expensive suit.
“Woof woof woof!!!”
What’s going on?!
Mr. Rabbit: "It is obvious that your arrogance has offended the great Mr. Rabbit."
Chi Ying wanted to curse, but was held down by Tang An, who had been silent for a long time.
He asked calmly, "What's your purpose? Can my lover change back?"
Mr. Rabbit likes polite people: "Of course, this is why I brought you in."
It pulled out a green stick from its arms and tapped it in the air.
The golden words stand out in the darkness
——"The Scumbag Reformation Plan"
1. Say "I love you" to your wife ten times
2. Good morning and good night kisses are essential~
3. Make a loving meal for your wife
4. Go on a date with your wife
5. Safety measures must be taken. If your wife says to stop, you must stop immediately!
6. Don’t be mean to your wife, don’t slam the door, don’t use the cold shoulder, and don’t stay out all night.
7. If you don’t go home after 10pm, you should report it to your wife. If there is a time difference when traveling to a different place, you should also report it to your wife.
…
8 hasn't even come out yet, but Ji Ying is desperate and has taken action.
He kept barking at Mr. Rabbit in the air.
[I understand the first one, I can barely accept the second, and I can tolerate the third and fourth, but what the hell is the fifth one?! ! ! You mean you were watching me and Tang An have sex? Otherwise, how would you know I don't like to use condoms?! ! !]
Chi Ying's place was in a mess. He was angry that his and Tang An's privacy was exposed.
One of the people nearby was quite calm. He covered his ears with his fingers and calmly asked Mr. Rabbit, "If Ji Ying does these things, he can change back?"
Mr. Rabbit made a magnificent turn: "Of course."
It conjured up a chair and sat down gracefully.
"As long as he doesn't mend his ways, he'll be transformed into a dog at midnight. The time he spends as a dog increases by (N+1). For example, if he's been a dog for one hour this time, two hours next time, and three hours the next time."
Mr. Rabbit's cute face showed a strange smile: "People only have 24 hours a day. If I turn into a dog for more than 24 hours, I can't guarantee what will happen."
So Ji Ying only has less than 24 chances.
He heard a clanging sound in his head.
That was the sound of sanity collapsing.
Tang An was about to ask something when he noticed that the dog next to him was quiet for a second and then suddenly rushed forward like an arrow.
“Woof woof woof——”
[I want you to die——]
The last scene is a freeze frame of Chi Ying, who has transformed into a dog, flying into the air, with a ferocious face as he bites a panicked rabbit doll.
When he opened his eyes again, a perfect and impeccable face stood in front of Tang An.
Tang An subconsciously thought he was still dreaming, and reached out to touch the dog's head: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, it's just a rabbit, why bother with it..."
He paused, then reacted and silently withdrew his hand under the other person's stare.
"Sorry, I thought you were still a dog."
Chi Ying sneered: "What? It's just a dream, and you took it seriously?"
Tang An was silent for a moment: "It doesn't feel like a dream."
Chi Ying frowned: "Forget it." He pinched the other person's chin and quickly kissed her lips, "Honey, I love you."
After saying that, he threw it away, leaving Tang An alone on the bed in a daze.
ah?
Huh? ?
Aa ...
Tang An reached out to touch the other person and kissed him lightly. Although he felt like a living dead who was just doing things perfunctorily to meet his KPI, but...
His face flushed instantly.
It was seven o'clock in the morning. Chi Ying, who had turned back into a human, asked his assistant Xiao Chen to bring him a pressed suit.
"...Mr. Chi, aren't you going to take a long vacation?"
Chi Ying, who was shaving with difficulty with a disposable razor, suddenly felt his hand tremble and blood oozed out of the wound.
He lit up instantly.
"Tang An!!"
Xiao Chen on the phone was almost deafened by the yelling.
"Why did you keep this crappy razor?! Didn't I give you money? You didn't buy any of my favorite brands, but instead bought this crap!!"
Chi Ying rushed to Tang An, pointed at the cut on his chin that was almost healed, and said angrily and angrily: "Look! This is the 245th time I've been scratched!!!"
Tang An calmly got out of bed, walked forward, and said calmly and expertly, "I bought it. You said you wanted a divorce, so I put it up for sale on Xianyu."
Chi Ying was suddenly speechless.
Tang An: "Does it still hurt? Do you want to go to the hospital?"
Chi Ying coughed dryly: "Forget it, it's just a minor injury."
Tang An reached out to wipe the blood off his chin, lowered his eyes, and blew gently on the wound that was invisible to the naked eye.
A cool breeze with the scent of grapefruit brushed across my skin, and my phone slipped and fell to the ground.
Tang An looked into the man's eyes and said, "Blow on it and it will stop hurting."
Chi Ying didn't dare to look the other person in the eye. He bent down to pick up the phone and walked out of the room with his hands and feet together.
Tang An: “…”
It's only been two days since I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce yesterday, and Ji Ying accidentally turned into a dog and then turned back into a human.
This made Tang An feel that the passage of time in the real world was unreal, just like the winter and summer vacations for students and the Spring Festival for workers, which passed in a flash, as if it was just a blink of an eye.
He adjusted the buttons of his shirt in front of the full-length mirror. The brows and features of himself reflected in the mirror had long lost their youthful immaturity. After graduating from graduate school, he joined a large law firm. After three years of hard work, he finally acquired more eloquent words and a strong heart that could not be defeated by any torture from his bosses and clients.
Maybe this is also the reason why Tang An and Chi Ying have been together for so many years.
Unconsciously, the person in the mirror gradually became blurred, and the quiet surroundings gradually became lively.
Chi Ying, wearing a black sleeveless vest, grabbed Tang An's wrist and pressed him against the door.
Outside the door, students cheered. A female voice came over the radio: "1,500-meter runners, we're cheering for you, hoping to give you strength and confidence, because we know that those seemingly easy steps are actually very difficult..."
Inside the door were the heartbeats of two young people just beginning to fall in love.
"Stalker, do you like me?"
"I didn't follow you."
Chi Ying's eyes sparkled in the darkness. "You're lying! If you don't like me, why did you choose the same classes as me? And why did you even eat with me? There are so many cafeterias, but you chose the one farthest from the dorm because you knew I was eating here. And you even stole my underwear... Tell me! Did you use it to do something bad?!"
Tang An struggled, and Chi Ying fastened his belt even tighter.
He pressed his knees firmly between the other's legs, and the uncertainty of the dark space made both of them breathe heavier.
"If you didn't like me, you wouldn't be angry when I bullied you like this..."
Tang An stopped struggling.
Chi Ying gradually approached the other person's neck.
"A boy who is so white and has such a thin waist, are you doing this on purpose?"
Tang An turned his head away and pretended to be calm, "You are also ignorant, and you still say that I..."
He placed his hands on the other person's waist and gestured.
"Your waist is thin too."
Chi Ying was already hard, and after being touched by the other party, he could no longer bear it. He grabbed the other party's hand and pressed it on his chest.
"Fuck, Tang An, am I fucking in love with you?!"
"Since last week, you haven't even worn any clothes in my dreams..."
"Have I become a dead homosexual?!!"
Tang An outside the mirror and Tang An in the mirror seemed to overlap at this moment.
He felt the hot heartbeat in his palm and smiled, "Yes, Chi Ying, you like me, and you have become the homosexual you hate the most."
They were twenty years old that year, and after the school sports meet, there was a new same-sex couple in the college.
In the car, while waiting at the traffic light, Chi Ying suddenly said to Tang An in the passenger seat, "Didn't that damn rabbit say we can't get a divorce?"
Tang An looked out the window and retracted his gaze: "Yeah."
Chi Ying glanced at him out of the corner of his eye. The other person had a dull expression and his eyelids were lowered, making it impossible to tell what he was feeling.
He tutted his words. The light turned green and the car drove steadily on the road. "Leaving now?"
Tang An looked up helplessly: "The Civil Affairs Bureau hasn't opened yet."
Chi Ying: "Then when do you want to go?"
Tang An glanced at Chi Ying next to him. The other person's profile was cold and his lips were tightly pursed. It was obvious that he was angry.
He thought for a moment and said, "I have an appointment with the client tomorrow, so I might be busy later. I'm afraid I won't be able to spare the time this week."
Chi Ying snorted coldly, but the corners of his mouth lifted considerably. "I see you're busier than me, and the money you earn isn't even as much as I make in a day. I told you to stop working and rest at home, but you accused me of controlling you. If you had listened to me a little, you wouldn't have gotten yourself a stomachache."
Tang An turned his head away: "Can we not talk about this?"
His voice became much colder: "I don't need you to tell me what to do with my life or how much money I want to make."
"You said I was bossy?!"
The car braked suddenly and stopped on the side of the road.
Chi Ying scoffed, "Your body is yours. You're the one who suffered because of work. You're the one who toiled for the case and got stood up by the client before the court date. You're the one who worked overtime every day and listened to your boss's PUA and didn't work hard. And you want to point fingers? I wonder how many people in this society are as lucky as you. If it weren't for my family connections, would you have been able to get such a good client base in your first year after graduation?!"
He took off the watch on his wrist and threw it to Tang An.
"Put it on."
Tang An was so angry that he wanted to throw his watch out the window. "What's wrong with you? Are you going to say something stupid like, 'This watch is worthless, but it's more than enough to buy ten law firms?'"
He went back, pushed the door and found it was locked, and said coldly: "Open the door, I want to get off."
Chi Ying: "I, don't, open."
He grabbed the man's wrist and forced him to wear it.
"I'm going to let your boss know that you're a fucking rich guy, a second-generation rich kid, and you don't even want this job. And if that snob fires you because he hates the rich, you should just stay home and don't go anywhere!!"
With a click, Tang An's thin wrist was covered with an expensive watch that did not match his temperament.
Tang An laughed in anger and tried to pick it up, but the man said lightly, "I bought it for 2.56 million. If you try to take it off, I'll throw it on the road and let a car run over it."
Tang An gave up, leaning back in his chair with no desire to live. "Drive, I still have a lot of work to do."
Chi Ying: "Go have breakfast first, then go after that."
Tang An's temples throbbed. "I'll make time. I'll leave this week."
Chi Ying immediately said, "It's better to get it done today. I can't stand living with you for even one more second."
He continued to talk.
"I should have married a woman. Because of being with you, I became a disgusting homosexual. My parents..."
There was a loud bang and the car door was kicked hard.
Chi Ying was shocked: "Tang An, what's wrong with you?!"
Tang An looked at him coldly: "You've already fucked my ass, so what's the point of saying that now? Shut up, it's annoying just listening to you."
Chi Ying wanted to say something, but she caught a glimpse of the other person's slightly red eyes.
He gripped the steering wheel tightly: "Got it."
The two seemed to have completely forgotten the incident of the man turning into a dog yesterday, and the air in the car was dead silent.
After arriving at the destination, Tang An immediately unbuckled his safety buckle and got out of the car.
Ji Ying was about to say something when the car door closed and interrupted her.
He slapped the steering wheel in anger.
"Just listen to what I have to say."
You have a bad stomach, so you must eat breakfast and don't forget to take your medicine.
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