Lu Yan's fingers seemed to be equipped with GPS, precisely pressing on the acupoints.
A warm current spread throughout her body with a "biu" sound, making Chen Qingwan feel so comfortable that she almost died on the spot!
Chen Qingwan quickly closed her eyes, savoring the exquisite taste.
After the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, Lu Yan stopped.
Chen Qingwan got up, stretched, revealing her curves, which made Lu Yan's heart flutter.
"Hmm...it's really good,"
"But the setup is too simple, and the tea and snacks are too low-class. Could it be that they're trying to save money on purpose so they can hide some cash?"
Qiao'er chuckled to herself, "Miss, you're clearly just saying one thing and meaning another!"
Chen Qingwan glared at Qiao'er, "What do you know! I'm just stating the facts!"
Watching the two bicker, Lu Yan secretly rejoiced, thinking that he had managed to get through this ordeal.
"Lord Lu, what else do you usually do? Besides... massage?"
Chen Qingwan deliberately emphasized the word "massage," her eyes filled with a hint of mockery.
"Besides handling official business and some small business, I usually research ways to improve my health."
"Anything else?" Chen Qingwan pressed.
Lu Yan smiled mysteriously.
Knowing that she was deliberately picking a fight, he went along with it.
"Does the young lady really want to know?"
"certainly!"
"I...I also research some 'breast enhancement' techniques..."
As Lu Yan spoke, his eyes kept glancing at Chen Qingwan.
Upon hearing the term "breast enhancement technique," Chen Qingwan's face immediately darkened.
His chest heaved violently, just like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
This scoundrel actually dared to flirt with her!
When has she, the ruler of a nation, ever been subjected to such disrespect?
He cursed Lu Yan's ancestors for eighteen generations in his mind, wishing he could drag him out and behead him right now.
But on the surface, she remained calm, even forcing a smile that looked more like a grimace.
"Oh? Breast enhancement techniques? Lord Lu knows this? Tell me about it, this young lady... cough cough, is quite interested as well."
Lu Yan was completely unaware that he had stepped into a minefield, and thought that she was genuinely interested.
He immediately perked up and began his eloquent speech on his "breast enhancement secrets" with great enthusiasm.
"Young lady, you may not know this, but the art of breast enhancement is profound and requires a combination of internal and external cultivation."
"This 'internal' refers to the elixirs taken internally, mainly made from Tian Shan snow lotus, thousand-year-old ginseng, and ten-thousand-year-old lingzhi..."
As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and gestured with great seriousness.
Chen Qingwan suppressed the urge to roll her eyes and continued to press, "Then what about this 'outer'?"
Lu Yan rubbed his hands together, his eyes quickly sweeping over her chest.
"The 'external' here naturally refers to massage techniques. I have created a unique 'Nine-Nine Return to One Carefree Massage Method'."
With the specially formulated ointment, it's guaranteed to make Miss Chen...cough cough...even more...erect.
As he spoke, he gestured with his hands in the air as if performing a massage.
Chen Qingwan felt a chill run down her spine upon seeing this, and goosebumps covered her skin.
Qiao'er laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, and tears were almost streaming down her face.
"Lord Lu's method sounds quite amazing," Chen Qingwan asked with a forced smile.
Are there any successful examples?
Lu Yan's eyes darted around, and he immediately started making things up.
"There are countless cases like that! Widow Wang next door used my secret recipe."
The effect, wow, wow, it's simply..."
As he spoke, he gestured an exaggerated arc with his hand, his eyes conveying a suggestive meaning.
Chen Qingwan almost couldn't resist slapping him across the face.
Widow Wang? I've heard from the locals that she's a well-known "busty woman" throughout the entire county.
Lu Yan's ability to lie through his teeth is truly masterful!
She became even more certain that Lu Yan was a liar who talked a lot of nonsense, greedy and lustful, and utterly hopeless!
"Lord Lu is indeed...well-informed,"
Chen Qingwan said through gritted teeth, "I've really seen something new today."
Lu Yan thought she was praising him, and touched his nose smugly.
"Not at all, Miss Chen, you flatter me. My skills are just trivial and not worth mentioning."
As Chen Qingwan listened, she secretly observed Lu Yan's expression.
He seemed evasive, his eyes darted around, and he kept glancing at his chest, which made her even more convinced that he was a fraud.
This is not a breast enhancement technique at all; it's clearly a pretext for taking advantage of others!
"Lord Lu, I have benefited greatly today,"
"I will reward you handsomely another day."
“No problem, no problem,” Lu Yan said cheerfully.
"If you trust me, young lady, why not try my massage techniques now? I guarantee... immediate results."
Chen Qingwan suppressed her nausea and waved her hand, "Let's skip it today. I have other matters to attend to, so I'll take my leave now."
After saying that, she got up and left, and Qiao'er quickly followed.
As soon as Chen Qingwan left "Shannan Foot Massage", her face immediately darkened.
"Qiao'er, once you get back, immediately write a letter back to the palace and order someone to come down and shut down this shady shop!"
“Yes, Miss!” Qiao’er quickly replied.
...
Back at the post station, Chen Qingwan grew angrier the more she thought about it. Lu Yan was treating her like a fool!
She, the ruler of a nation, was actually harassed by a mere county magistrate. She could not swallow this insult!
"Qiao'er, tell me, how should I... this young lady teach this lecherous man a lesson?"
Chen Qingwan asked angrily.
Qiao'er's eyes darted around, and an idea came to her. "Miss, I have an idea..."
Meanwhile, Lu Yan was still immersed in his dream of getting rich.
The next day, Lu Yan was leisurely lying in a rocking chair, basking in the sun.
Suddenly, a group of soldiers stormed into the "Shannan Foot Massage" with great momentum.
"I am the commander of the Imperial Guards, here on the Emperor's orders to arrest you!"
"Lu Yan, you are suspected of multiple crimes, including deceiving respectable women and tax evasion. Come with us now!"
The leading general shouted sternly.
Lu Yan was completely bewildered. What was going on?
Deceiving respectable women? Tax evasion? What kind of ridiculous charges are these?
Lu Yan is a true hero, when has he ever done such a despicable thing?
Could it be that someone has been badmouthing me to the Empress behind my back?
This is my territory. Someone is actually doing something under my nose.
Bound hand and foot and escorted to the county jail, his mind was filled with questions the whole way there.
This fabricated charge is more unjust than snow falling in June!
The cell was dark and damp, with a musty smell that wafted through the air. Lu Yan wrinkled his nose in disgust.
This place is worse than his family's outhouse!
He, a dignified time traveler, has actually fallen to this state; it's truly a case of a tiger fallen into the plains being bullied by dogs!
...
Outside the county jail, the people of Shannan County also gathered together, all pleading for Lu Yan's innocence.
"Lord Lu is a good man! How could he possibly deceive an innocent woman?"
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