Chapter 150 Hundred G Mountains (1/2)



At the foot of the mountain, a hungry wolf who was processing his prey was so angry that he jumped up and down: "Why are you urging me? If you urge me again, I won't do it!"

He cursed and swung his claws, cutting the "Dinosaur Gorilla" of capture level 1800 into slices of meat as thin as cicada wings.

This poor fellow is the leader who rules all the apes in the northern region of the continent and one of the four 'Ape Dance Masters' with the highest ecological status under the Ape King.

Because the giant beasts killed by the hungry wolf at the beginning violated the 'rules of eating' set by the masters, they came to attack.

Its fate is self-evident...it became another dead soul at the hands of the hungry wolf.

"Damn baldy..." Hungry Wolf gritted his teeth, "You can't even win one out of ten rounds of rock-paper-scissors, you must be kidding me!"

When they were going up the mountain earlier, Saitama suggested with a sly smile that they play rock-paper-scissors and whoever wins will stay at the foot of the mountain to work.

Hungry Wolf agreed without a second thought, because this bald donkey's luck was as bad as if he had been soaked in a cesspool, there was no chance of him winning!

It’s not weird!

At this moment, the hungry wolf caught a glimpse of a strangely shaped "man-eating flower" growing in the crevice of the rock.

That ferocious big mouth and sharp spikes look so ugly and cute in the sun.

"Huh? What is this?" The hungry wolf was attracted by the ugly appearance of the flower, and out of sheer curiosity, he reached out and poked the 'big head' of the flower.

"puff!"

A stream of light yellow powder suddenly spurted out and covered the hungry wolf's face.

"Ahem! Wha…what the hell?!"

The hungry wolf's tears, snot, and saliva suddenly flowed out uncontrollably. What was even more terrifying was that he felt the water in his body was rapidly draining away!

In just a few seconds, the originally strong and sturdy hungry wolf turned into a "dried human body", with skin tightly attached to the bones, just like a mummy.

"Fuck! What the hell is this?!"

Although this strange disease turned him into a dried corpse, his strong vitality kept him alive and kicking.

Just as he was about to destroy the bush in a rage, a brilliant idea for a prank came to his mind.

"hey-hey……"

The hungry wolf grinned wickedly, clenched his fist and hid some of the powder in his palm, then picked up the chopped meat and walked up the mountain.

On the top of the mountain, Xiaosong was excitedly explaining the properties of "lava soup" to Saitama. When he looked over, he saw the wolf's appearance and almost jumped up in fright:

"Mr. Garou?! What happened to you?! Are you okay?! How did you become like this?!"

The hungry wolf waved his hands to indicate that he was fine.

Saitama also turned around after hearing the voice, with a look of surprise on his face: "Wow! Garou, did you cosplay as a mummy? You look quite similar!"

Taking advantage of the moment when Saitama turned his head to look at him, he quickly sprinkled the powder hidden in his hand onto Saitama's face.

The pale yellow smoke instantly covered Saitama's bald head.

“Ah—sneezes!!!”

Saitama sneezed, and then tears and snot gushed out like a flood.

"Wow... wuow... what... is this... it hurts so much... my nose... my eyes... I can't stop..."

Seeing this scene, Hungry Wolf held his belly and laughed so hard that he fell backwards: "Hahaha! Baldy, you look so funny now!"

"Asshole! It's you who did this!"

Saitama angrily wanted to pounce on Garou and beat him up, but the tears that kept pouring out blurred his vision and he missed a step.

When he was about to fall into the soup pot, he grabbed the hungry wolf's foot.

"Bald, let me go!"

"No!"

Just like that, the two of them twisted into a ball and both rolled into the soup pot.

Obviously, the wild Sandilixu, which the counterfeit Kaka said had a 100% mortality rate, was just a small toy used for pranks in front of Saitama and Garou, two super-standard monsters.

Finally, it was Xiaosong who fished the two out with an extra-large colander, and found the wild Sandylicka at the foot of the mountain.

"Mr. Saitama! Mr. Garou! Quick! Eat the petals of this scorpion!"

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