Chapter 9: Sonic the Ninja with a Single Testicle (1/2)



"Games?" Saitama's eyes lit up. Although his gaming skills were as poor as his hair volume, this did not hinder his interest. "Okay! Let me show you the Hadouken I've been practicing so hard!"

The next hour became Saitama's gaming nightmare.

The huge screen in the living room flashed dazzling lights and shadows, and the top-notch speakers played fierce fighting sounds and... Saitama's wailing.

"Ah! My Ryu! Why can't I unleash my Hadouken?!"

"You are such a scoundrel! How can your character send out waves continuously?!"

"Wait! I'm not ready yet...KO?!!!"

"No!! My winning streak!!"

Di Lie sat cross-legged on the floor, using only two fingers to dance on the game controller, his movements flowing smoothly.

At this moment, he is simply the absolute tyrant in the gaming field.

One plate, two plates, three plates...

Under the violent attack of Dili, Saitama's arrogant character was like a leaf in the wind, being knocked out again and again without any ability to fight back.

Saitama was full of fighting spirit at first, then he was sweating profusely, and finally he collapsed on the floor with empty eyes, as if his soul was drained out.

"Impossible!" Saitama dropped his controller to the side, "I clearly pressed the defense button!"

Genos was taking notes carefully: "Teacher, according to my analysis, Mr. King's hand speed is 3.7 times yours, and his reaction speed..."

"Shut up!" Saitama grabbed the controller in anger, "Let's play another game!"

Di Yi's mouth corners slightly raised.

Having inherited King's gaming talent and his previous e-sports experience, it shouldn't be too easy for him to bully weak opponents.

He deliberately let Saitama win a game, but the bald guy was as happy as a child and completely forgot about the previous defeat.

He won't be like Japan's King who never gives Saitama any chance to win, but just bullies him in various ways, occasionally letting his opponent win one or two games, so as to whet his opponent's appetite and continue to bully him!

"It's getting late." Di looked at the clock and took out a brand new handheld game console from the TV cabinet. "This is for you. Go and practice more."

Saitama looked at the new handheld game console in his hand, then looked at Di Yi's "sincere" smile, snorted, and finally put the handheld game console into his tights: "Next time... next time I will definitely not let you win so easily!"

He uttered these harsh words without any confidence.

Genos remained polite: "Thank you Mr. King for your hospitality and... game guidance."

"Meet downstairs at the F-level department of the Hero Association at nine o'clock tomorrow morning." Di Yu smiled and sent the two of them to the door.

Each branch of the Hero Association conducts its entry test at different times. Tomorrow is the F branch's hero entry test.

After seeing off the upset Saitama and the loyal Genos, the apartment suddenly became quiet.

The smile on Di Yu's face faded, and he turned and walked towards the guest room.

When I opened the door, I saw Mosquito Girl curled up in the corner of the bed.

She had obviously heard the loud noise in the living room, especially Saitama's highly recognizable voice, and her bloodshot eyes were now filled with fear.

"He...he's gone?" The Mosquito Girl's voice was as thin as a mosquito's hum and trembling.

Di walked to the bedside, looked down at her, and said in a deliberately cold tone:

"Let's go. You're smart. You didn't make any noise just now. Remember, I saved your life temporarily with a top-quality wagyu hotpot and a favor I owed you."

The threat is self-evident.

The mosquito girl's body began to tremble violently.

[Ding! Mosquito Girl's remaining fear of Saitama and Suku's continued intimidation give her intimidation points +50! ]

"Remember," Di Yu leaned over, his shadow covering the trembling weirdo, "I gave you your life. Tomorrow, when I'm not around, dare you step out of this apartment..."

He deliberately didn't finish his words, but the roar of the Emperor's engine made it clear.

The mosquito girl's body trembled violently, and her voice became tearful: "Yes... yes, Lord King! I dare not! Absolutely not!"

[Ding! Mosquito Girl is afraid due to association, intimidation points +30! ]

Looking at the system prompts, Di Yi nodded with satisfaction.

No matter how small a mosquito's leg is, it's still meat. A little bit of it adds up to a lot.

Di stretched and went back to his room. He lay on the bed and called up the system interface:

[Deterrence Points: 400]

"I'll take Saitama to register tomorrow. I'm sure we'll meet a lot of heroes and weirdos..."

He murmured to himself, his eyes gleaming with anticipation, "Another beautiful harvest."

With beautiful visions of the future, Di Yu soon fell asleep.

The next morning, Di Yi stretched and got up from the bed.

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