Chapter 346: Do you want to pinch another one? (4071)
"If you don't tell me, I'll go ask Xue Yuecheng and see if he dares to lie to me!"
Zhao Wenjing put her left hand on her waist and pointed her right index finger at Lu Jiayan, like a big teapot.
Xue Yuecheng was a student Lu Yikang had taught seven or eight years ago. He came from a poor family, with both parents disabled, but he was a good student and had a good character. Lu Yikang often took Xue Yuecheng home to give him free tutoring.
Later, Xue Yuecheng was admitted to a national university. After graduation, he stayed on campus as a counselor, and happened to be in charge of Lu Jiayan's major.
"Mom, what are you talking about? I don't understand." Lu Jiayan rolled his eyes and refused to admit it.
Lu Yikang also looked puzzled: "Wife, are you mistaken?"
Zhao Wenjing sneered, "Was I mistaken? Old Lu, you're really careless. Someone planted a strawberry on your daughter's neck, and you, as a father, act like nothing happened."
Lu Yikang was shocked, huh?
My precious daughter has been planted with strawberries! ?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Lu Yikang quickly pulled his daughter over and took a closer look.
Lu Jiayan dodged quickly, denying it verbally while thinking about how to fool his parents.
It’s all my brother’s fault!
Lu Jiayan, who had read so many articles written by Liu Bei, guessed without looking in the mirror that the red spots his parents were talking about must have been caused by Fang Yu sucking on his neck just before they separated.
"What are you talking about!? I pinched it myself!"
Every good kid in the eyes of other parents is just a naughty kid who has mastered the skills to deal with his parents, and Lu Jiayan is an example of this.
In just a few seconds, Lu Jiayan's face was filled with many emotions such as "confusion", "doubt", "shyness", and "grievance". His performance was very layered and the character image was three-dimensional.
"When I came out of the exam this afternoon, a bug fell from a tree and landed right on my neck. It started to itch a bit, so I pinched it a few times until it turned red. There was no strawberry there."
Lu Jiayan picked up his phone and looked at it with the front camera, while making up a story without changing his expression.
After listening to his daughter's explanation and looking at Lu Jiayan's self-righteous expression, Lu Yikang breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the cabbages in my garden were not eaten away.
Zhao Wenjing wasn't so easily fooled: "You pinched it yourself? Then pinch another one for me to see?"
Lu Jiayan: ...
Looking at his mother's eyes that seemed to see through everything, Lu Jiayan made up his mind and pinched the right side of his neck several times with his left index finger and thumb.
I took a look at it with my phone screen and it was still just a little red, but no erythema yet.
Seeing his mother's sneer, Lu Jiayan gritted his teeth and pinched the place he had just pinched a few more times, almost pinching tears out.
I took another picture with the front camera and it finally turned red.
"See, I didn't lie, did I?" Lu Jiayan stuck out his neck, showing off the two small red spots on his neck.
Is this a strawberry? Is it a pinch mark?
No! This is my badge as a clever little guy!
Zhao Wenjing rolled her eyes at her daughter, sat down again, picked up her chopsticks, and tapped the edge of her plate. "Eat! All you do is make your mom angry. Come with me on Monday for another blood test."
Lu Jiayan rolled her eyes and thought to herself, Mom, are you in menopause?
Eh? Is it because of unfulfilled desire?
Lu Jiayan lowered his head to eat his meal, thinking about how to get his mother to stop staring at him every day.
The family of three finished their dinner happily. After Lu Jiayan put the dishes into the dishwasher, he saw his father finish his meal and go back to the study to prepare lessons. His eyes rolled.
While his mother was away, Lu Jiayan sneaked into Lu Yikang's study carrying a paper bag containing a wooden box.
"Jia Jia? Dad is preparing lessons. Let's talk later if you have anything." Lu Yikang didn't even raise his head, staring at the computer screen and continuing to make PPT.
"Dad, here's your birthday present. Thump thump thump~!" Lu Jiayan handed the paper bag to his father.
Lu Yikang looked up and saw the paper bag handed to him by his daughter. He couldn't help feeling warm in his heart. He put down his mouse and took it happily.
Lu Yikang took out a wooden box from a paper bag, opened it, and saw thirty transparent test tubes neatly inserted inside. He asked in confusion, "Jia Jia, what is this?"
Lu Jiayan had already prepared a draft: "Oh, it's our company's employee benefits. It's produced by the same manufacturer as my mom's Wangshu Tears. I heard it's quite expensive to buy outside. We have to exchange it with our contribution points. It's considered a health supplement. I looked at the ingredient list, and it's basically all natural ingredients, with no side effects."
"Our company is full of programmers who work overtime every day, but they are still very energetic. They say it's the effect of this tonic. I saw that you are so tired every day, so I changed a box."
When Lu Yikang heard this, he was deeply moved.
My daughter has grown up and knows how to care for her father!
It turns out that daughters are their fathers’ little cotton-padded jackets.
Lu Yikang and his wife knew that Lu Jiayan was working in a startup company on campus, but they didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that their daughter just wanted to train herself.
I didn't expect this company to have such good benefits, and what kind of contribution points are there? Interesting.
This health product looks quite high-end. The bottle is very exquisite, and the bottle mouth design is somewhat similar to the skin care product my wife uses.
By the way, my daughter just said that the skin care products she and my wife use are produced by the same company?
That skin care product costs 20,000 yuan a bottle. This company is so shady, I guess the health products won’t be cheap either.
Lu Yikang immediately took out a cigarette, unscrewed the disposable glass bottle stopper, and drank it.
A stream of heat quickly flowed through his body along his esophagus, making Lu Yikang feel warm all over.
Lu Yikang didn't know if it was his illusion, but it seemed as if all the fatigue from attending classes all day and cooking when he got home had disappeared.
Wow? This is pretty good.
"That's great. I'll give your mother a bottle later." Lu Yikang laughed.
When Lu Jiayan heard his father say this, he immediately remembered Fang Yu's words about women growing beards after drinking this stuff, and hurriedly said to Lu Yikang, "I saw on the instructions that it says women are not allowed to take it. I'll ask this company later if they have a women's version."
In fact, a woman won't grow a beard if she drinks it. That was Fang Yu trying to scare Lu Jiayan. If a woman drinks it, it will have no effect.
Lu Yikang took a look at the instructions inside the wooden box. It was used to replenish energy (only for men), and it did say that it was not for women to use.
After all, Lu Yikang was already over forty years old, so he immediately knew what this thing was used for.
Why would my daughter buy this kind of supplement for herself?
Lu Yikang couldn't help but feel a little amused. Then he looked at his precious daughter with a pure face and thought that his daughter was still a little girl after all, and she didn't know the intricacies of these health products.
But this thing seems to be different from the sildenafil I usually use. It doesn’t make me feel flushed, thick neck, and dilated blood vessels. Instead, it makes my mind clear and all my fatigue goes away. It’s a bit like the effect of the Red Bull advertisement. Maybe it is really used to replenish energy?
Lu Yikang prepared for the lesson for another two hours before leaving the study and going back to the master bedroom upstairs to take a shower and sleep.
Just as he was about to enter the bathroom, Lu Yikang saw his wife sitting in front of the dressing mirror in the cloakroom, carefully applying Wangshu Tears on her face and neck.
It’s no wonder that since my wife started using this skin care product, she no longer does those beauty treatments. She looks like she is a dozen years younger. Just looking at her skin, there is no difference between her and a young woman in her early thirties.
Thinking of this, Lu Yikang suddenly felt a little hot in his heart, and suddenly remembered that it seemed that the two of them had not had sex for at least twenty days.
"You seem to have a white hair." Lu Yikang moved behind his wife, parted Zhao Wenjing's hair, and pretended to search.
Zhao Wenjing rolled her eyes at the makeup mirror.
These days, there are indeed more men fawning over Zhao Wenjing. In addition to the middle-aged and elderly men in the company, there are actually two young men in their twenties.
In other words, Zhao Wenjing and Lu Yikang have a really good relationship, and they are both decent people. They are responsible for auditing and compliance in the company, so they need to always have a stern face, otherwise something might really happen.
As soon as her husband got close to her, she knew what he was holding back.
Just after rolling her eyes at her husband and urging him to take a shower, Zhao Wenjing suddenly felt that the smell of her husband was a little intoxicating, and she felt a little restless in her heart.
This is very rare.
To put it bluntly, the couple has been together for twenty years, and there is no passion left. They have long since become family members and have become accustomed to each other. Saying that they shake hands with their left and right hands is considered polite, and at least they don't feel annoyed when shaking hands with their left and right hands.
But now, she feels that her husband, who already has a noticeable belly, is more attractive than the two young men who are fawning over her in the company.
"What do you want to do?" Zhao Wenjing cast a coquettish glance at her husband standing behind her in the mirror.
Seeing his wife's expression, Lu Yikang felt like he was back in the passionate days. He licked his lips and immediately picked up his wife from the dressing chair.
"Ah~" Zhao Wenjing screamed and was thrown onto the bed by Lu Yikang.
(There is nothing much to write about parental love, and period novels don’t write about it, so I’ll skip it.)
"Why are you so awesome today?" Zhao Wenjing leaned lazily on Lu Yikang's chest.
Old Lu hasn't been this brave since his daughter was born, right?
No, he had never been so brave before his daughter was born.
Lu Yikang chuckled and decided not to confess his daughter's crime.
"Hey, let me tell you, ask Xue Yuecheng tomorrow which boy Jia Jia has been close to at school recently?" After resting for a while, Zhao Wenjing suddenly pushed Lu Yikang.
Lu Yikang was still savoring his own bravery when he heard this and was taken aback: "Why are you still thinking about this? Didn't Jia Jia say it was because of the crowding?"
Zhao Wenjing snorted, "I didn't want to expose her! How can something squeezed by hand be the same as something sucked out? She's inexperienced, and neither are you? Have you forgotten how my dad found out?"
Lu Yikang got anxious and sat up immediately: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? Jiajia is so young, what if she gets hurt?"
Zhao Wenjing also sat on the bed, angrily saying, "Don't you know your daughter? She's best at talking to you but pretending to obey you. Plus, she's so happy today, there's no need for that."
"Besides," Zhao Wenjing hesitated, tilting her head to look at her husband. "There's no standard for recovery from Jiajia's illness. She looks better now, and her indicators seem to be back to normal, but no one can guarantee that she won't relapse in the future."
"With this medical history, it's not easy to find a suitable one."
"I'm not worried about her dating. If she can really find the right person who doesn't care about her illness and will treat her well for the rest of her life, then even if their family background is poor or their education is poor, even if she tells me she doesn't want to go to Columbia, I have no objection."
"I'm worried that she's got the wrong person."
Zhao Wenjing sighed.
When Lu Yikang heard this, he also fell silent.
This is a very realistic problem.
The couple had planned an overseas route for Lu Jiayan because Lu Jiayan had not had a relapse for seven years, and they inevitably had some luck - maybe their daughter's illness had been completely cured?
This time, Lu Jiayan's illness relapsed, and it was so urgent, so serious, and even life-threatening, which caused a big change in the mentality of Zhao Wenjing and Lu Yikang.
With this kind of disease that has no standard for recovery, it may be a luxury to expect to find a suitable match.
When Lu Jiayan was four or five years old and had not yet fallen ill, her old colleagues and friends would joke when they saw her, saying, "Such a cute girl, Old Lu, let's arrange a marriage for her."
Although he knew it was a joke, Lu Yikang would still look disgusted and say, "Your boys are even disgusted by dogs, so don't mess with our girls."
After Lu Jiayan's first attack, Lu Yikang never heard such jokes again.
"So, you should first ask Yue Cheng about who that guy is. We can get to know him better. If he's sincere about Jiajia, I'm not afraid. I'm just worried that Jiajia will be cheated out of money and sex, and then get hurt emotionally. What if her health is affected..."
A look of worry appeared on Zhao Wenjing's face.
"Okay, I'll call Yue Cheng tomorrow." Lu Yikang made up his mind.
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At half past eight in the morning, Lu Jiayan got up, brushed her teeth, washed her face, and then used a curling iron to straighten her hair, making it a head of long, shiny, black hair. She also put on some makeup. After all this time, it was already nine o'clock, and she finally lay back down on her big bed.
There is also a Doraemon on the quilt.
Lu Jiayan lay on the bed and first looked at himself with the front camera of his mobile phone, then found the most natural angle, nodded with satisfaction, opened WeChat, and sent a video invitation to Fang Yu.
"Brother, did you miss me? I sent you a video as soon as I woke up. Haha~ I'm so sleepy." Lu Jiayan pretended to just wake up and yawned.
Fang Yu had just finished meditating at Hanning Mansion and was discussing with Youzi the design plan for Youzi Technology's second computing power + data center.
I have to go back to the dormitory later to check accounts with my adopted sons.
"By the way, brother, I was so scared yesterday. It's all your fault. I almost..."
Lu Jiayan was just about to accuse Fang Yu of his evil deeds, but unexpectedly Fang Yu spoke first.
"Don't tell me whether you want to or not. First, explain what's going on with the strawberry on your neck?"
Fang Yu in the video snorted in feigned displeasure.
Lu Jiayan was stunned. "Why are you the first to complain? Didn't you suck on this?"
Fang Yu snorted coldly: "I sucked the one on the left, I didn't suck the one on the right, I was talking about the one on the right."
Seeing Fang Yu's expression, Lu Jiayan panicked: "I pinched you. You were the one who brought me back yesterday. Did you forget? It was really me who pinched you."
Fang Yu shook his head: "Pinched? I don't believe it. Can you pinch another one?"
Lu Jiayan: ...
(End of this chapter)
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