Chapter 46 Renewal
Fang Yu returned to Room 404 and as soon as he opened the door, he saw three chairs in the middle of the dormitory with his three sons sitting on them.
"You still have the nerve to come back!"
"Tell me! What are you hiding from your father and your two uncles?"
"Xiao Yu, I'm not saying anything to you, but why didn't you tell me about such a big thing?"
"That's right! We're holding a three-person trial today. If you don't give us an explanation, you can't even think of leaving 404!"
Just now at the boxing club, these rebellious sons were too embarrassed to go to dinner with Fang Yu and watched him take Lu Jiayan to Jingxinju.
Fang Yu sneered and pointed at Lu Xuechang and Luo Ziming: "Forget about Huang Xiang, he's a hopeless case. I'll give you two a chance to reorganize your words."
After that, a short video appeared on Fang Yu's mobile phone.
In the video, Lu Xuechang is hugging a telephone pole and kissing it crazily, shouting, "My lips are all rubbed raw, why don't you open your mouth? Huh? Why? Eh? Is it raining?"
In the video, Luo Ziming was peeing towards the telephone pole that Lu Xuechang was holding.
This was a classic shot taken at the dinner party in dormitory 404 just after school started at the end of last month. Lu Xuechang and Luo Ziming were both drunk, and Fang Yu took out her phone to take the first shot.
Classics are passed down through the ages.
After filming, he and Huang Xiang never told these two guys, and now they are using it.
Afterwards, Fang Yu found Lu Jiayan on WeChat again.
This was because he used the foreign language "Cousin, don't you want to..." while eating, which touched Lu Jiayan and led her to add him as a friend.
"I'll count to three and give you two a chance to regroup. See? I just need to tap my finger..."
Plop! Plop!
"cousin!"
"I was wrong!"
In the blink of an eye, dormitory 404 was transformed into Yuewang Temple, with two more kneeling statues.
Qin Ziming, Wang Xuechang.
A man has knees made of gold, so why would he bow his head and kneel before a woman?
How could my cousin be a woman?
So, you can kneel, no problem.
Fang Yu snorted, took a wide step and sat on the chair in the middle.
"Cousin, are you tired? Let me massage your shoulders?" Luo Ziming bent down and stood beside Fang Yu with a flattering smile on his face.
"I'll go get some water for my cousin." Lu Xuechang happily poured out half a cup of lukewarm water from the thermos.
"Forget it, forget it. It's boring. Two idiots." Huang Xiang cursed and stood up. "Lao Fang, is Lu Jiayan really your cousin? I've never heard of her."
Fang Yu nodded calmly: "We are quite distantly related."
Luo Ziming sneered: "How far can cousins be?"
Fang Yu remained calm: "Probably as far away as Baby and I?"
Baby is definitely the most popular female star in the past two years. Last year's Running Man 1 and this summer's Running Man 2 were almost all over the Internet.
No, it is said that the third season will be broadcast next month.
Luo Ziming is a die-hard fan of baby.
What?
Is that really far? That means it doesn't matter, okay?
The three guys in the dormitory looked at each other in confusion. Luo Ziming couldn't help but ask, "You said Lu Jiayan is not your cousin?"
Fang Yu thought for a moment and said, "I don't have an aunt, only an uncle who is only 35 years old. Although I haven't seen him for many years, I don't think he can give birth to a child this big."
"Oh shit!" Several guys in the dormitory were completely shocked. What the hell was going on? Why was there someone rushing to claim him as their cousin?
Fang Yu told the three rebellious sons about the general situation. Lu Jiayan did not ask him to continue pretending to be his cousin or to tell anyone else. Naturally, Fang Yu would not rush to acknowledge this relative.
However, Fang Yu still told a few people not to tell anyone about this.
Because he suddenly thought that Lu Jiayan had many dogs who licked his boots, and maybe he could get some benefits from them.
"Lao Fang, you deserve to die. You actually hugged her like that at that time." Lu Xuechang was heartbroken. He said every day in the dormitory that Lu Jiayan was his goddess, but it turned out that his goddess was defiled by his roommate.
"How does it feel?" Lu Xuechang wiped his tears, looking curious.
Fang Yu smacked his lips and recalled: "Nothing, just a little thin."
Fuck fuck fuck fuck, Lao Fang, go to hell!
Fang Yu packed some more things in the dormitory, packed them together, and left the National University before the dormitory gate was closed.
I have to go back and renew my subscription for Youzi.
When we returned to Wenhui Garden, it was already eleven o'clock.
"Master, my dear and respected great immortal master, I miss you so much! How could you leave the wise Professor Joelz here alone? It's so boring." As soon as Fang Yu entered the door, Yuzi flew over slowly, with bright golden light shining on her body, and she looked really excited.
Fang Yu pushed Professor Yorz aside and said, "Boring? Isn't there a TV show? Why aren't you still watching Hua Wangu?"
Professor Jorz said lazily, "I've finished reading it. I feel so empty and lonely."
"This is truly a great work. Even though Xiaogu turned evil in the end, she never forgot her love for her master. It's truly a touching love story."
"I believe there will never be another work that can portray love with such depth as Hua Wan Gu."
Fang Yu rolled his eyes and found another movie for Youzi: "I suggest you watch this later. This is also a classic."
"Tiny Times? What kind of movie is this?" Professor Jorz had been listening to the language program and was very curious when he saw the title.
Fang Yu's face was serious. "This is a masterpiece that tells the story of four girls going through tremendous changes in friendship, love, and family. It is of great artistic value."
Professor Jorz gave a curious lavender glow, "Really? Then I'll see it now."
Fang Yu hurriedly stopped him: "Wait a moment."
After saying that, Fang Yu took out the jewelry box containing diamonds from his sports backpack.
The stuff worth 600,000 yuan has always been in this broken sports backpack. Even when he went to boxing, he just threw it on the side of the ring.
In other words, the security in the Great Zhou Dynasty is better. In a Western country, even if you leave a pair of broken sneakers outside the window, they will most likely be lost the next day.
As soon as Fang Yu opened the jewelry box, Professor Jorz couldn't help but let out an excited exclamation, and the orange light flashed so brightly that there was no need to turn on the lights in the room.
"Supreme Sorcerer! My great master, I am so touched that you brought so many magic crystals to Professor Yoelz! You are truly the best master in the world!"
Fang Yu chuckled and said, "You can identify the units of these magic crystals, right?"
Professor Yorz replied cheerfully, "Of course. I can cast a 5th-level mass identification spell. It's easy to do."
After saying that, a silver light flashed on Professor Jorz's body, and Fang Yu felt the fluctuation of the magic net again.
The magic network's fluctuations lasted for about ten seconds, and the silver light on Professor Jorz gradually dimmed. Then, a line of numbers in the Common Language appeared on each diamond's label.
To prevent someone from calling it science fiction later, let me lay out a basic statement.
All the female characters that appear in this book basically have prototypes in real life.
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