Chapter 520: Cheer for me, okay? (Seeking guaranteed monthly ticket! 4028)
Kim Kardashian, wearing sunglasses, sat bored in the audience, holding up her mobile phone to take selfies.
"What a boring competition, Victoria, who's ahead now?"
Kim Kardashian sent the photos she took to the photo retoucher she hired for 10,000 dollars a month and spoke lazily.
Victoria's eyes flashed with disdain, but then she immediately smiled flatteringly and said, "Although cricket is a bit similar to baseball, the scoring rules are completely different."
"In baseball, sides change when three batters are out, but in cricket, sides don't change until all ten batters on each team are out, or 120 strikes have been thrown. It's too early to say who's ahead."
"However, Eoin Morgan just scored 98 runs in a single match, which is a rare score and almost a century. It will be difficult for Sri Lanka to catch up with this score later."
Cricket is only played in the Commonwealth countries. The rules are very strange, a bit like baseball + golf + marathon.
It looks a bit like baseball, both use a bat or a bat to hit the ball, but as long as the batsman in cricket is not out, he can keep hitting the ball and score points with every at-bat.
Baseball is slow enough as a game, and cricket is even slower than baseball.
The "Test Match", the most important bilateral match in the cricket world, lasts for five days. The game is so boring and lengthy that it is comparable to the Go title matches in Japan before the Showa period.
Later, ODI (One-Day Invitational), T20, T10 and other competition systems were born, shortening the number of rounds and lowering the viewing threshold, but they still failed to attract participation and viewing from countries outside the Commonwealth.
In fact, even young people in the UK rarely watch cricket nowadays.
Nowadays in Anglo-American countries, this thing is basically used by Anglo-American aristocrats to show off their aristocratic status by wearing white clothes and holding champagne to show off to the public.
Oh, aristocrats are a minority after all. What comes to watch now are mostly "fake aristocrats" and "fake socialites". I don't know who wins or loses after watching for a long time, but it doesn't affect taking photos and posting them on Instagram, Weibo and Moments at the beginning and end.
"Sri Lanka's Dinesh is still getting old. Oh~ I really miss the time he scored 80 in the ODI World Cup~ [heart]"
Below are a few photos of her with one leg crossed, her face covered by a straw hat, and holding a bottle of champagne and making a "V" sign.
Therefore, cricket in Anglo-American countries is not very strong now. On the contrary, many of the former colonies are developing cricket in full swing due to their yearning and admiration for the afterglow of the Great Anglo-American Empire.
After listening to Victoria Hervey's explanation, Kim Kardashian just said "oh", curled her lips, and continued taking selfies with her mobile phone.
What a boring and outdated competition. The Anglos are really good at pretending.
It has become a second-rate country, but it still maintains its aristocratic airs. The whole country is as ridiculous as Victoria Hervey.
For five British nationalities, this woman can lick more than Scott Disick.
If my mother hadn't heard that both princes were bringing their female companions to watch the game today and hadn't insisted on coming herself to take advantage of the royal halo, I wouldn't have wanted to come.
He's just a down-and-out Prince Harry, what's so good about him?
Chris is taking things for granted. Even if Fangis has a good relationship with Harry, it is not easy for him to get in touch with the royal family.
Not to mention getting Prince Harry to cooperate in the hype.
Kim Kardashian sneered inwardly and snorted with disdain.
Just when she wanted to use the filter to change the angle, a gust of wind suddenly blew, bringing with it a faint scent of grass and decay, which startled her.
Then I felt something blown into my left eye.
Fxck!
Kim Kardashian cursed inwardly in dissatisfaction, and subconsciously wanted to rub her eyes, but she put her hand down as soon as she raised it.
Eyeliner, double eyelid tape, false eyelashes... they can't be rubbed at all.
"I'm going to the bathroom."
Kim Kardashian stood up angrily, and walked through the audience passage with her assistant and came to the bathroom door, only to see several women queuing at the door.
Dry!
"Hey, don't scream. Do you see who that is? OK, I understand. We need a more private bathroom."
The bodyguard blatantly stopped a caddy on the oval court. The caddy was startled when he saw Kardashian. Just as he was about to shout, Kardashian's bodyguard covered his mouth.
"There's a semi-public restroom on the second floor. I'll take you there."
The caddy, who was about seventeen or eighteen years old, was full of joy.
This is Kim Kardashian!
It really is a big drum!
"No need, just tell us how to get there, kid, and I'll give you an autograph."
The bodyguard Thomas patted the caddy's face, took out a signed photo of Kim Kardashian from his pocket and handed it to the caddy, the one with champagne on her butt.
Then Thomas nodded to Kardashian and took her upstairs. After watching Kardashian enter the bathroom, he stood guard at the bathroom door.
After entering the bathroom, Kardashian spent half a day rubbing the foreign object out of her eye, redrawing her eyeliner, applying eyelashes, and touching up her makeup before she twisted her head and opened the door of the women's bathroom.
How strange, why is it so quiet?
Just now I could vaguely hear the pain of constipation coming from the men's bathroom, but why is there no sound now?
Also, where is Thomas?
Kardashian frowned, this guy is really unreliable.
Originally, I was quite satisfied with Thomas and even brought him to England. I didn't expect that he would abandon his post after arriving in England?
Kardashian stood at the bathroom door and looked around, but she didn't see the bodyguard.
Forget it, let's go back to the stands. The second floor is so quiet, it's a little scary.
Kim Kardashian gathered her hair behind her ears and was about to take a step when she heard the men's bathroom door slam behind her, and then she felt someone hit her shoulder from behind.
The back of a tall, bald man who was more than thirty centimeters taller than her appeared in front of her, staggering a little.
"Excuse me."
The man, speaking with a strong RP accent, turned around and apologized. Although he looked unhappy, he had a well-trained smile on his face. But the moment he saw Kardashian, his face showed a look of horror.
Kardashian covered her mouth suddenly.
"William! His Royal Highness Prince William!"
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As soon as William left the box, he hurried to the bathroom. There was no one in the VIP bathroom. William breathed a sigh of relief, unbuckled his belt, and opened the partition door.
Almost at the moment his pants left the drum, he sat on the toilet with incredible precision.
Bang bang bang bang bang!
A series of gases, liquids and solids gushed out.
William's face was in pain. Damn! Did he have an upset stomach? He didn't eat anything, so why did he suddenly have an upset stomach?
After flushing, William felt like he was exhausted. He grabbed the handrail beside him and stood up with difficulty. He breathed for a few seconds before pulling up his pants and fastening his belt.
This is so embarrassing, William cursed inwardly, but then he remembered that Rose Hanbury was still waiting for him in the box, so he quickly washed his hands, pushed open the bathroom door, and walked out quickly.
William had no idea that there was a woman standing outside the door.
A woman with a big drum-like skin. Looking from behind, her drum-like skin is wider than her shoulders, and her waist is very thin, and her whole body is like an hourglass.
William dodged for a moment, but still bumped into the woman's shoulder.
"I'm sorry." William subconsciously turned around and apologized. The moment he saw the woman, his pupils couldn't help but shrink.
Kardashian!
Kim Kardashian!
Shit! Why is this woman here?
William couldn't help but look around nervously. Seeing that there was no one around, he breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, no one saw him.
"OMG! His Royal Highness Prince William!?"
Kim Kardashian in front of him covered her mouth, opened her eyes wide, and looked surprised.
Kardashian originally thought that today was a complete waste of time, but she didn't expect to actually run into the prince.
What a pity! There were no reporters around, and no photographers either. It seems I can only reveal the news myself on KUWTK.
However, if he were to reveal the news on the show, he would probably be scolded and accused of being shameless and trying to ride on the royal family's popularity.
Shameless? Who said that? My face costs me hundreds of thousands of dollars every year and creates tens of millions of dollars in wealth for me every year. How could I not want it?
Anyway, I finally found a small topic for Season 13 today.
Kim Kardashian's eyes flickered as she quickly thought about how to maximize her profits.
William felt unlucky in his heart and nodded reluctantly. He was about to leave quickly, but when he looked down, he happened to see Kim Kardashian's plump upper body outlined by the tights.
William couldn't help but feel a stir in his heart, and a flame seemed to burn from the bottom of his heart.
William tried to look away, but happened to meet Kim Kardashian's eyes.
Boom!
William only felt a surge in his heart, an unprecedented fishing net surged into his heart, and his head was buzzing.
A peerless beauty!
I want this woman!
I must get this woman no matter what!
She should be mine!
An almost wild obsession exploded in William's mind, as if some primitive impulse that had been sealed in his body for many years finally broke free from its shackles at this moment.
No, I can't. I am a member of the royal family, the future king, and the most noble person in the world.
How could I be involved with a woman like this!?
I will become a laughing stock to the royal family! I will bring shame to the royal family!
I don't want to be like my father!
But... I just want her!
William's eyes were filled with desire and struggle, reason and impulse. All kinds of emotions intertwined in his mind in an instant, making him feel like his heart was about to explode.
Father, is this how you felt about Camilla back then?
Kim Kardashian was calculating how to use this opportunity for publicity. She was thinking about whether to go out and post an Instagram or Twitter post to make this encounter a hot topic. When she looked up and saw William's eyes, she suddenly felt something was wrong.
This look... could it be that...
Kim Kardashian is very familiar with this look. When the video was exposed a few years ago, many people saw her with this look.
The prince wants to vote for me?
How is that possible?
Kim Kardashian was startled and thought she had seen it wrong, and couldn't help but look at William again.
That’s right! That’s the look!
Kim Kardashian's heart was pounding, wondering whether she should drag William into the women's room and take him down on the spot.
Wait, wait!
A light bulb went off in Kim Kardashian's head, and an extremely bold idea appeared in her mind.
Isn’t it a pity to vote only once?
In other words...if Kamala can do it, why can't I?!
Kim Kardashian subconsciously straightened her chest and twisted her body naturally twice.
When William saw Kim Kardashian's posture, his Adam's apple moved violently a few times, as if he was suppressing some impulse by swallowing saliva, but his eyes almost swallowed her.
William looked at Kim Kardashian deeply: "I..."
William had just said a word when his phone rang. He glanced down and saw that it was a message from Rose Hanbury.
"Your Highness, why haven't you come back yet? I'm so bored~ Do you want me to go to the bathroom to find you?"
William's heart skipped a beat. He took a deep breath, suppressed his desire, and looked at Kardashian with a flickering gaze. "There will be an extra round soon. Harry and I will both go on stage. Cheer for me, okay?"
Kardashian, with acting skills far superior to those in KUWTK, stared at William blankly, as if she saw her long-lost lover, and nodded slightly.
“+44 7958 9xxx29, my private number, no one knows it, call me.”
William finally couldn't help himself, and quickly took out a custom-made fountain pen for the Duke of Cambridge, Conway, from his jacket pocket. He held Kardashian's hand and quickly wrote a line of numbers on the palm of Kardashian's hand.
While holding Kardashian's hand, William could hardly help but push the woman into the corner.
How can a palm that looks so thin have such a fleshy feel?
After writing the phone number, William greedily took a breath in Kim Kardashian's ear. Only then did he forcibly restrain his impulse, squeezed Kim Kardashian's hand, and quickly walked back to the box.
Kim Kardashian took a few deep breaths, clenched her right hand, a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, looked around to see that there was no one around, and quickly walked down to the second floor.
In their excitement, neither of them realized that for such a long time, neither Kim Kardashian's bodyguards nor the SO14 "Special Operations Bureau" who were wearing bulletproof suits and responsible for William's security had appeared nearby.
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After William left the box, the atmosphere in the box became noticeably more relaxed.
"I actually wanted to go to Wellington, but my family disagreed, so I ended up going to Wycombe Abbey School."
"Of course, that place is nice too, but you know, it's too old, and almost every building has a campus legend..."
Rose Hanbury was texting with someone nearby, and Eleanor was obviously more interested in Harry. Her eyes were shining and she chatted with Harry non-stop.
Basically, she said ten sentences and Harry replied one, but Eleanor didn't feel ignored at all.
She felt that every word Harry said seemed to touch her heart.
He understands me!
Eleanor felt her heart pounding.
I have met Harry several times, but why have I never felt that Harry is so charming before?
As he was speaking, Kate, who had just finished putting on makeup and adjusted her mood, came out of the bathroom in the box.
"William went to the bathroom. We two will be leaving the court soon. We will each play one round for our respective teams."
Harry sat on the sofa in the box, turned around and waved to Kate with a bright smile.
“Who are you going to support?”
(End of this chapter)
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