Chapter 25, Chapter 6: Congratulations on joining the Alliance of Young Deaths
The topic of technique reversal is quite difficult. After a day of research, neither Gojo Satoru nor Natsume Yuki were able to crack it.
Gojo Satoru is doing slightly better. Although he hasn't succeeded yet, he seems to have found a way. According to him, he will definitely be able to get it done in a few days.
Xia Youjie was completely at a loss. Even though Zhi Xueya Karin racked her brains trying to organize various explanations to explain things to Xia Youjie, and Xia Youjie himself really tried his best to understand what Zhi Xueya Karin was saying, there were still some problems with the communication between the two.
After returning from her cigarette, Ieiri Shoko listened to her son's explanation. As a result, Ieiri Shoko and Oriyuki Karin had a lively exchange, their excited tone growing louder and louder. Xia Youjie, sitting to the side, seemed to be listening to gibberish, his gaze becoming increasingly confused.
Shoko Ieiri looked like she had found a kindred spirit, nodding frantically in agreement: "Yes, yes, that's it! It's super simple, right? But these two idiots just can't understand it. I told you they're just slow learners, and they said I didn't explain it clearly."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Zhixue Yahuali: "..."
In fact, even Karin Ooyuki felt that their descriptions were a bit abstract, but she couldn't find any more specific language to describe them.
She looked at Xia Youjie with pity.
If all else fails... Brother Jie, you can have him explain it to you after you've learned Gojo Satoru...
On the way back, Gojo Satoru learned about Natsumi Yuuki's experience and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "It's okay, wait a little longer, I'll teach you after I've learned it."
Xia Youjie gave a helpless wry smile: "I hope you can say something I can understand by then."
Karin Origami snuggled up to her current mother without restraint, and asked in a spoiled tone, "Mom, can you come and train with Hiri tomorrow?"
She plans to use this method to get Ieiri Shoko to train together first.
"Hmm?" Shoko Ieiri raised an eyebrow slightly. "Aren't those two supposed to be taking care of you?"
“But Hiri wants her mother to accompany her,” Karin said shamelessly.
Gojo Satoru stuck his head over and laughed at her: "Hey~ Little Hiri is actually acting cute with her mother, how embarrassing."
Karin Oori turned around and glared at him, then ignored him and turned back to shake Shoko Ieiri's arm: "Can I, Mom?"
She clung to Ieiri Shoko's arm, looking at her with wide, expectant eyes.
This is her signature skill. Although it's extremely shameful and goes against her original intention of becoming a mature and sophisticated woman, it's just too good to pass up!
This trick works every time, especially on some soft-hearted gods!
Shoko Ieiri was clearly charmed by her own son.
Although she's still not quite used to being called "Mom," it's really hard to resist being pampered by such a cute and well-behaved child.
She looked at you helplessly and sighed with a smile, "Okay."
"Yay!" Karin Origami's joy instantly doubled.
Looking at Karin Oriyuki's face, Gojo Satoru couldn't resist reaching out and pinching her cheek.
Zhixue Yahuali:?
She dodged, frowning as she watched for another attack from Gojo Satoru.
However, Gojo Satoru had already pulled his hand back and made a comment: "It seems that it's not as tender as Akari's face."
Yuki Ayaka's eyes widened: You're still comparing the faces of my two different avatars to see who looks younger?! You...you...you...you...
Shoko Ieiri couldn't help but laugh, patting her son's head to comfort him, and said to Satoru Gojo, "Akari is younger than Hiri, and being a girl, her face is naturally more youthful than Hiri's."
Gojo Satoru rested his chin on his hand, his face filled with envy: "How wonderful... Jetsu has Rika, Shoko has Hisa, when will my child travel back in time to come and play with me?"
Oriyuki Karin: Heh, then why don't you hurry up and try to please me?
Even though Yuki Akahara couldn't control when she would time travel or who she would become.
Xia Youjie couldn't help but mock Wu Tiaowu: "You should find a wife first, or you'll be thirty and still not have a partner."
Gojo Satoru objected: "How could I possibly not be able to find a wife?"
"Then ask Hime-kun, does he have a wife in his world?"
Without further ado, Gojo Satoru turned to Oriyuki Karin and asked, "Do I have a wife in your world?"
Karin Origami naturally shook her head: "No."
Xia Youjie shrugged at Wutiao Wu: Hey, did you hear that?
Gojo Satoru, unconvinced, shrugged and asked Oriyuki Karin, "Then does he have one?"
Karin Oriyuki shook her head again: "No, not either."
Gojo Satoru regained his composure: "See! What's there to be proud of? You have nothing to show for it either!"
Xia Youjie's smile remained unchanged: "But I have Ya Huali."
The implication is that although it doesn't exist in this timeline, it does exist in another timeline!
Gojo Satoru scoffed, "Rika never said I didn't have a wife!"
Xia Youjie smiled casually: "I didn't say there wasn't, but I didn't say there was either, right?"
Kiriyuki Karin looked at the two of them as if they were two jokes.
As for wives, the two of you combined couldn't even give us half a wife.
Are two future eligible bachelors just pecking at each other like chickens?
No matter what Xia Youjie said, Wu Tiao Wu remained convinced that someone as strong, handsome, rich, and powerful as him could never possibly not find a wife! And his wife must be top-tier in both figure and appearance! Her strength and intelligence would also be unparalleled in the world!
Shoko Ieiri couldn't help but retort, "Then why would she be interested in you?"
Karin Oriyuki quietly added, "Maybe it's because she's a professional kindergarten teacher..."
Jia Ruijie and Xia Youjie: "Pfft."
Gojo Satoru:?
"Why a kindergarten teacher?"
A kindergarten teacher and a giant child who's 1.9 meters tall are a better match...
Karin Ooyuki shifted her gaze to the left and gave a vague reply: "Nothing, I just suddenly thought of something..."
Xia Youjie and Ieiri Shoko both glanced at Zhi Xueya Karin and thought that this kid was a real genius!
Gojo Satoru felt that what Oriyuki Karin said wasn't very nice, but it didn't matter, since he was sure his future wife would be the best.
After deciding on a persona for his future wife, Gojo Satoru has now started deciding on a persona for his child.
He rested his chin on his hand and said, "As for the child... I want a girl!"
Xia Youjie asked curiously, "Why?"
"Girls are more fun, right? Look, when we bought clothes for this kid the other day, we didn't have many choices, and all the clothes were super—ordinary. Unlike last year when we bought clothes for Xiaolihua, we could choose a bunch of nice clothes."
As Yuki Ayaka recalled the beautiful clothes that Gojo Satoru had mentioned, she couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth.
Xia Youjie laughed helplessly: "Do you think this is a dress-up game?"
Gojo Satoru said frankly, "Aren't children born just for playing with?"
His tone was so self-righteous that the others fell silent for a moment.
Gojo Satoru didn't see anything wrong with it at all. Seeing that Natsumi Yuuki wasn't responding, he continued, "And it would be best if they were five or six years old when they transmigrated!"
Karin Oriyuki gave him a dead fish-like expression.
Are you placing your order with me here?
Gojo Satoru continued: "Someone with a well-behaved personality, the kind that's soft and super easy to pet!"
Zhixue Yahuali: "..."
She decided to write it down quietly, just in case... she could use it someday.
First rule to remember: Be rebellious, ideally like a cold and hard stone.
Gojo Satoru said, "You have to know how to open your big eyes wide, pout, and act cute with me!"
Yuki Ayaka's Chronicle: She only ever gives Gojo Satoru the cold shoulder and despises him immensely.
Gojo Satoru said, "You have to be able to call me 'Dad' in a soft voice!"
The Chronicles of Shizuku Akahara: Calling Father "father" in a distant and feudal manner.
After Gojo Satoru finished speaking, Oriyuki Ayakari also finished writing. Natsume Yuki, who was standing to the side, hesitated for a moment, but could only offer a blessing in the end: "Satoru, then... I wish your wish comes true."
Woven Snow Rosewood: The bag :)
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The next day, Xia Youjie knocked on the door again in the morning, calling for Zhi Xueya and Huali.
Not long after waking up, still half-awake, Ayaka Shiki saw Natsumi Yuki at the door and blurted out, "Good morning, Dad."
Xia Youjie was taken aback for a moment, then smiled helplessly: "Still not awake?"
"Huh?" Kiryuki Karin looked at him blankly.
What did you just call me?
“Dad…” Ayaka Shiki suddenly stopped, her pupils dilated, and her mind instantly cleared.
Holy crap! I called her the wrong name! She's not Xia Youya Huali anymore!
She panicked immediately and stammered, "I'm so sorry, Uncle Xiayou, I... I thought it was Dad..."
Xia Youjie chuckled: "It's alright, let's go have breakfast."
"Okay, sure..." Karin followed him guiltily, and while Natsumi was urging Gojo Satoru to hurry up, she secretly glanced at his expression several times.
Thankfully, Xia Youjie probably thought she was still half asleep and mistook him for her father.
Karin Origami patted her cheeks, secretly reminding herself: I can't cause any more trouble like this in the future.
As expected, Ieiri Shoko came to train with Oriyuki Karin during the training session that day.
It turns out that even a jujutsu master who is a nanny has the potential to be a gorilla. Ieiri Shoko ran ten laps without any pressure. Only the young and short-legged Oriyuki Karin felt like she was going to die after running.
After running, it hung on its mother to recharge.
Oriyuki Karin: Waaah, such a sweet and soft young lady...
"Natsuyu-senpai—Gojo-senpai—Ieiri-senpai—" A vibrant young voice came from afar.
Karin Oriyuki and Gojo Satoru turned to look, and a black-haired boy was waving and running towards them from afar. Behind him was a blond boy who seemed expressionless.
This configuration...
Karin's eyes lit up: Nanami and Ai!
Upon approaching, Haibara Yu greeted everyone with a broad smile once again: "Natsuyu-senpai, Gojo-senpai, Ieiri-senpai, it's great that you're all here!"
Upon seeing Karin Origami, he blinked in surprise: "Huh? Who is this little girl...?"
Gojo Satoru: "Glass son."
Xia Youjie: "Glass's Child".
Ieiri Glass: "My son."
"Oh, so that's what it was—wait!?" Haibara Yu's eyes widened. "Son!?"
“Ah,” Shoko Ieiri replied lazily, “I don’t know why I traveled from the future, but I should be going back in a while.”
Haibara Yu immediately understood: "I see! It's the same as the daughter of Natsuyu-senpai that the seniors mentioned before."
He crouched down to be at eye level with Karin Origami, and greeted her with a smile: "Hello, my name is Yu Haibara, I'm a junior of Ieiri-senpai, nice to meet you!"
Karin Origami grinned at him and said, "Uncle Haibara, please take care of me."
"Uncle... I'm only 16 this year." Haibara Yu was a little unaccustomed to being called uncle all of a sudden. "But according to seniority, it seems that's indeed the right way to address me. Alright! I'll call you uncle then!"
He turned around and said to Nanami Kento, who was slowly walking over behind him, with a eagerness to share, "Nanami, this little boy is the son of Ieiri-senpai! He traveled from the future!"
Nanami Kento said dejectedly, "I heard you."
Karin Oriyuki looked up at him and called out, "Hello, Uncle Nanami~"
Nanami Kento was taken aback, seemingly not expecting that Oriyuki Karin would know him, but then he realized that she was from the future and understood.
He nodded: "Hello."
Haibara Yu's expression was full of surprise: "Hiri-kun, do you know Nanami?"
Origami Karin: You asked me that first.
She nodded and replied, "Yes, I know him. Uncle Nanami's grave is right next to Uncle Haibara's."
Nanami Kento, Haihara Yu:?
Gojo Satoru, Natsu Youjie, Ieiri Glass: "."
Haibara Yu turned his head blankly and asked, "Was I just hallucinating? Why did I think I heard Hime-kun say that Nanami's grave is next to mine?"
Everyone: "..."
Gojo Satoru reached out and hooked his arm around his shoulder: "Congratulations on joining our Young Death Alliance."
Xia Youjie smiled helplessly: "When did this alliance come about?"
Haibara Yu blinked, bewildered: "Is it some kind of new game?"
Gojo Satoru gave him a thumbs up: "That's right! Let's call the game 'We Both Have a Bright Future'."
Haibara Yu readily complimented, "Oh! That sounds really good!"
Nanami Kento turned his head away speechlessly: "It's obviously nonsense, okay?"
Haibara Yu: "Huh? Is that so?"
Zhixue Yahuali: "..."
This child... doesn't seem very bright.
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Author's Note: I have to put on a clip tomorrow, so the update will be quite late, around 11:30 PM.
I'd like to recommend my upcoming novel—a Demon Slayer fanfic titled "You're the Nichirin Blade, You F***ing!" The synopsis is as follows:
Liu Shuo is a spiritual sword. Normally, she would follow the established procedure to form a contract with a cultivator she finds agreeable, and then make a name for herself in the cultivation world together with him.
As a result... she discovered that the cultivation world seemed to have disappeared.
Liu Shuo: ? ? ?
It's alright, it's just time travel, no big deal. She made a pact with a young man burdened with a deep-seated blood feud, and together they can slay evil spirits, striking fear into the hearts of countless demons!
Hey! Wait a minute, are you kidding me? You already have a spirit sword, why are you still carrying that broken wood-chopping knife? Throw it away right now!
Charcoal: Huh? But... but... if we throw it away, what will we use to chop firewood?
Liu Shuo: ...
The last vestige of the spirit sword's dignity forced Liu Shuo to accept that his sword master still possessed a wood-chopping knife.
So why is the Sword Master just an ordinary mortal who still needs to chop wood and cook?!
——
After his family was destroyed and his sister became a demon, Tan-tan decided to join the Demon Slayer Corps and become a demon slayer.
But before that, there is another question—
He made a contract with a sword, but the other party was resentful that he also possessed a wood-chopping knife. This caused Tan Tan to be afraid to even glance at the knife while chopping wood, for fear that his sword might get angry and chop it in half, leaving him with no choice but to chop wood with his head...
But... the Demon Slayer Corps uses Nichirin Blades to slay demons.
Tan Tan: Um... Liu Shuo?
Liu Shuo: ? ? ?
What are you thinking?! I'm telling you, no way! Don't even think about it! One minion is enough, you want another minion?!
Tantan:……
Ahem, but... you need a Nichirin Blade to slay demons...
Liu Shuo gritted his teeth: Use! Me!
I fucking refuse to believe it! A dignified spirit sword like her can't possibly be defeated by a broken blade?!
And so, another sword was added to the Demon Slayer Corps' strange collection of Nichirin Blades. Ryūshō, whose sword was called a Nichirin Blade despite being clearly a sword, was constantly on the verge of exploding with rage.
Who are you calling a Nichirin Blade? Blade my ass! You're the Nichirin Blade, your whole family are Nichirin Blades! This is a Spirit Sword! Don't you even know what a Spirit Sword is?! Huh? If you keep yelling like that, believe me, I'll chop you up!
TanTan: Wait! LiuShuo, you can't cut that one, that's a teammate!
Everyone: What a violent Nichirin Blade!
Liu Shuo: #&*@……
Tantan:……
Stop calling for Nichirin Blade, or you really won't be able to stop him anymore qwq
She's a possessive, arrogant, and irritable sword spirit! But it's a non-CP (couple) friendship story. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your favorites!
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