Chapter 51 Asian Length vs. Lingerie Fashion Show: "One Step to the Stomach."...
Let's turn back time to the day before.
It took a whole morning to fly back to China from the island. The production team found a restaurant, had lunch together, and then headed straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Because the two pairs of guests had the same destination, the two live streams were merged and filmed together.
Xiao Ye and Du Ruopu never expected that their divorce would lead to a team, and they remained awkwardly silent the whole way.
Shu Bao'er was quiet for a while in the car, but started crying again as soon as she got out, clinging to Du Ruopu's waist and refusing to go inside.
Finally, Du Ruopu nodded apologetically to the curious onlookers while carrying it inside without stopping.
Passersby along the way were stunned.
This is ridiculous.
Anyone who didn't know better would think someone's child didn't want to go to kindergarten.
Looking up again, oh, it turned out to be the Civil Affairs Bureau.
There are indeed all sorts of demons and monsters there.
Wen Yinhe frowned slightly: "Since he's so reluctant to let go, why didn't he cherish his lover more in the past?"
Lu Huaijin's eyes were cold and insightful: "Because he is selfish by nature. He doesn't love Mr. Du, but himself. He is used to Mr. Du's meticulous care and enjoys the honors Mr. Du gives him. After all, Mr. Du's abilities are outstanding and his future value is immeasurable. He also knows that without Mr. Du, he will never find another person willing to selflessly dedicate everything to him. How can he bear to let go?"
[Got it, so every time this idol says something derogatory, he's actually talking about himself (doge)]
[That's right. He says that Kapibala can't live without him, and that no one in the world wants him except him. In reality, he can't live without Kapibala, and that no one else wants him except Kapibala. The one who is truly insecure is himself. His so-called arrogance is just a cover for his jealousy and incompetence.]
Zheng Shuming seemed to know he was finished, and remained quite quiet the whole way.
Just when everyone thought that Xiao would at least get a smooth divorce, Zheng Shuming suddenly went crazy and tore the paper to shreds the moment he received the divorce agreement.
Then, in front of everyone in the hall, she knelt down in front of Xiao Ye with a thud, hugged his feet, and cried uncontrollably, saying that she was wrong, that she loved him, and begged him to forgive her. She even started to frantically kowtow to Xiao Ye, looking like she was in love to the point of madness.
[Holy crap! What's with this sudden outburst? You scared the hell out of me! Resident Evil should have cast you! You're terrifying!]
[Ugh, I'm embarrassing myself for others again! This is so shameful! Poor young master!]
Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin were both startled, even holding their phones a little further away. Their eyes widened and they forgot to blink for a long time, clearly deeply shocked by Zheng Shuming's brilliant performance.
After a long pause, Wen Yinhe slowly swallowed, and with lingering fear, he squeezed Lu Huaijin's fingers and sighed, "I've seen this kind of performance on set, but I've never seen it in real life. He acted even better than the senior actor I saw on set. I'll cut this out and send it to that senior actor later. He'll definitely be interested."
[Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! It seems the Best Actor is here learning acting! Best Actor, you're truly a passion for acting! So adorable!]
[Senior: (Pushes open the door) Oh, it's Xiaohe! Long time no see! Come in, come in! You're already here, why bring a gift? You silly child! (Rubbing hands expectantly) Let me see what good thing you brought me… Hmm? ???]
[I'm laughing so hard I can't live anymore, hahaha! When others visit a senior's house, they're all carrying cigarettes and alcohol in one hand and ginseng in the other, but this movie star shows up all alluring, holding a video of a scumbag kneeling in public? LOL!]
[Sobbing, it breaks my heart to think that someone who loves acting so much has been out of the public eye for seven whole years.]
[Damn it, why did you have to hurt me again?! I just finished crying yesterday! QAQ]
Zheng Shuming's sudden outburst stunned Shu Bao'er, who even forgot to cry. For a moment, she didn't know whether she should watch the drama unfold or deal with her own situation.
Xiao Ye, being the one being knelt to, was even more startled, almost thinking that Zheng Shuming had been possessed.
His face immediately darkened, filled with disgust and loathing, as if he had stepped in shit.
The reason he didn't kick him directly is because he has good manners.
[That damn scumbag! You're shameless enough to drag this young master down with you! Young master, get out of the way, I'll kick you for you!]
[Get lost, you scumbag!!! I hate this kind of public kneeling and unreasonable behavior the most! Now you know you regret it, where were you before??? Don't think we don't know what you're thinking, going crazy in front of so many people, isn't it just to morally blackmail me?! Hehehe]
Just as the comments predicted, a young couple who were getting married nearby couldn't stand it and their saintly instincts kicked in:
"Oh my god, he's so pitiful. He's begging like this. Maybe you should reconsider. After all, divorce is no small matter."
Fortunately, Xiao Ye's mouth wasn't just for show.
He looked coldly at the boy who had spoken, a bright smile playing on his lips, but his words were barbed and showed no mercy: "You pity him so much, how about I give him to you? I think you shouldn't marry your boyfriend, why don't you marry him instead?"
The boy and his boyfriend both changed their expressions.
The boy snuggled into his boyfriend's arms and muttered, "Why are you talking like that..."
They didn't dare to provoke Xiao Ye, who clearly looked like someone not to be trifled with.
Xiao also turned his gaze back to Zheng Shuming at his feet.
His eyes were lowered, his gaze towards Zheng Shuming sharp and cold, his face expressionless. His usually bright and eye-catching peach blossom eyes were now filled with a chilling coldness, devoid of any of the affection or softness he once had.
The volume of his voice was just right, not too loud or too soft, so that everyone watching around could hear him clearly.
“Zheng Shuming, my father is kind-hearted. When he was helping people in the mountain village, he took pity on you and brought you out of the mountains. You grew up with me. The way you repay our family is to marry into our family, spend our money, live in our house, sleep with our youngest son, and then use the money our family gives you to go out and have a good time with your friends, mocking and insulting us at will.”
Xiao Ye glanced at Zheng Shuming's increasingly pale and distorted face, then at his tense jaw and the fingers clenched tightly into his palm, and suddenly began to deeply doubt his own judgment.
This person's hatred for him was almost overflowing. Was he blind before? How could he not have noticed this?
"Have some shame, Zheng Shuming. Your face is just so-so, your body is just so-so, and as for your sexual function..."
At this point, Xiao Ye suddenly chuckled, shook his head speechlessly and disdainfully, and looked at Zheng Shuming as if he were a piece of trash.
His red lips curved into a contemptuous smile as he spoke, each word clear and cold:
"You're barely above the average Asian length, and you're so arrogant all the time. I even have to fake an orgasm to comfort you. What kind of man are you? If you can't handle it, go be the bottom. Stop ripping people off, you piece of trash."
The entire hall was completely silent.
Shu Bao'er was so captivated by the sight that she didn't even realize she had signed her name and handed it over without noticing.
The staff at the Civil Affairs Bureau were also captivated by Xiao Ye's stunning linguistic artistry.
Although they have something to watch every day, this level of entertainment is still quite entertaining in a year-round compilation of gossip.
Wow...that's really exciting.
We thoroughly enjoyed the gossip.
Xiao Ye's indifferent gaze swept over the faces of every onlooker, a slight smile playing on his lips as he openly displayed the man at his feet, as if offering up an object.
"Who wants this trash? If you do, just come and pick it up. It'll save me the trouble of finding another trash can to throw it away."
The onlookers quickly looked away, afraid that Xiao might mistake them for a garbage recycling station.
Although they dared not look at Xiao Ye, they couldn't help but curiously examine Zheng Shuming on the ground.
He looked quite presentable, and wasn't exactly small, but unexpectedly...
Tsk, this guy who's good at taking care of his stomach, he's really something else.
Zheng Shuming's face turned pale and then flushed, a surge of anger and shame rushing to his head and neck, making his face burn with heat, a truly remarkable sight.
He silently got up with his head down, his eyes fixed on Xiao Ye's figure, filled with intense resentment and hatred, like a poisoned dagger. Even the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, as if he was trying his best to suppress the violence in his heart. In the end, he could only grit his teeth and swallow back the roar and humiliation that welled up in his mouth.
[Holy crap, hahaha! This dialogue really took my breath away! Great wit! So scathing! I recommend all the girls who've been harassed by jerks learn this line! To deliver a fatal blow to a jerk, you have to stab him in the back of his pride! (Of course, I still hope everyone avoids encountering jerks in the first place!)]
[Ahhhhh, this is so satisfying! Absolutely! That's how you deal with a jerk – a clean break, no mercy! This young master is so domineering! So incredibly handsome!]
[The qualities of sainthood and saintliness were so precious, but now they've been stigmatized by these people who are so generous with other people's money. I suggest all the poor scumbags should set a good example. You're so kind and tolerant, so you shouldn't be tolerant of those cheating and abusive men either, right? (smile)]
When Xiao Ye brought up the topic of intimate matters in the bedroom, Wen Yinhe unconsciously straightened his back, preparing himself subtly.
Sure enough, after Xiao Ye finished dealing with Zheng Shuming, Lu Huaijin, nestled in Wen Yinhe's arms, thoughtfully raised his head, stared at Wen Yinhe's handsome and neat chin, and slowly spoke with a serious, upright, and earnest attitude, as if discussing some academic issue:
"Personally, I would recommend premarital sex, of course, provided that proper protection is taken."
"Ahem," Wen Yinhe shifted uncomfortably, his chest pressed against Lu Huaijin's, feeling slightly hot. "Is that so?"
Lu Huaijin, raising an eyebrow, stroked Wen Yinhe's flushed face, which was gradually warming up, and said with considerable insight:
"Yes, even if you don't do the full set, you should at least try it yourself. This kind of thing is really important. Don't wait until you're married to find out that you're short and quick. You'll have nowhere to cry then. Harmonious sex life is the most important thing to ensure a healthy marriage. Don't say that you love him as a person, not his body. Isn't his body a part of him? If you insist on separating the person from the penis, then I have nothing to say. You're a ninja. I admire you."
[Hahahaha, separating humans and chickens?! What the heck?! While the logic is sound despite the rough language, Mr. Lu, your words are just too crude!!!]
[But what Mr. Lu said makes so much sense! Many men are all looks and no substance. Choosing a man is no different from choosing clothes; you have to try them on to know how they work. Sisters, you must choose carefully for your future happiness!]
“In this regard, I still have the best eye,” Lu Huaijin said, his hand secretly stroking Wen Yinhe under the covers, but his face remained calm and composed. “If you’re going to look for someone, look for the best.”
Wen Yinhe's face immediately turned red. He tightened his waist and abdomen, and quickly grabbed Lu Huaijin's fidgeting hand under the quilt, clenching his fingers tightly. His palms were slightly sweaty. He couldn't help but look at Lu Huaijin with accusatory and embarrassed eyes.
Being with this man is dangerous every moment.
Even with prior prediction, the game was still lost.
Lu Huaijin feigned innocence, resting his chin on his hand, and asked knowingly, "Why are you looking at me like that? Hmm?"
"Huai Jin, you're so bad..." Wen Yinhe lowered his eyes and kissed Lu Huai Jin's ear in a low, husky voice.
"Hiss," Lu Huaijin took a light breath, his eyes narrowing slightly, revealing a dangerous signal, "Don't talk to me like that, it only excites me more."
This situation isn't going to end well. Wen Yinhe's Adam's apple bobbed dryly. Thinking about the illogical points in Lu Huaijin's earlier words, he changed the subject: "You said it's best to inspect the goods beforehand, but we're not doing this after we're married..."
“Yes,” Lu Huaijin blinked innocently, “but I saw it beforehand.”
Wen Yinhe was taken aback: "Where did you see this before—?"
Before he could finish speaking, Wen Yinhe remembered something himself.
Sure enough, Lu Huaijin then smiled and said, "You once walked the runway for an international lingerie brand, do you remember?"
Upon hearing this, the barrage of "ah ah ah" comments was immediately stunned.
The next second, everyone exploded.
[Holy crap! I remember now! I remember everything! (Runs away covering his head) (Randomly scratches his head) (Jumps three feet high in excitement, punctures the ceiling, sticks out his head, and terrifies the upstairs neighbor)]
The moment the memories flooded back into his mind, Wen Yinhe's face flushed red under Lu Huaijin's meaningful gaze.
At that time, Wen Yinhe, a 20-year-old Grand Slam winner of the Chinese Film Award, was at the peak of his acting career.
Although his low level of education is still being discussed, it also proves that he really has nothing to hide, and hearing about it too much inevitably becomes tiresome.
After all, he was working at a high intensity all year round at that time, and he only came into contact with people in the entertainment industry. He had no personal time at all, and the salary he received was only enough for daily life. He had no spare money to eat, drink and have fun.
It is said that a paparazzi once tried to follow his itinerary, but he collapsed from exhaustion on the road within three days. Since then, Wen Yinhe has gained another title: "Iron-Willed Movie Emperor".
Some outrageous marketing accounts even spread rumors that he was actually a robot and not a human at all. What's even more outrageous is that the other party spoke with great conviction and reason, seemingly serious and not just playing on abstract concepts.
After Wen Yinhe won the Grand Slam, many international brands that he couldn't access before finally extended olive branches to him.
The highest-tier offer was a modeling invitation from an internationally renowned men's underwear brand, which included runway shows for new products and work in print magazines.
Due to differences in genes and diet, Asians are generally not as physically robust as Europeans. Most Asian male celebrities tend to be pale, thin, and slender. They can pad their clothes, but when they take them off, they look like skinny chickens, and there are hardly any good-looking ones.
Asian lingerie advertisements typically only use professional models and rarely feature celebrities.
Even when endorsed by celebrities, they basically don't take their clothes off, mainly because most of them can't take their clothes off anyway.
But this time, Wen Yinhe was invited by a foreign brand, and he couldn't miss out on anything that needed to be shown.
Once accepted, one is bound to be singled out and compared to a group of foreigners.
At that time, it's a minor matter if he is ridiculed; more seriously, he might be used by marketing accounts to define him as someone who has disgraced the Chinese people.
Those foreigners who have always looked down on China will surely use this as an opportunity to mock the physique of Asians.
But if he refuses the invitation, people can still mock him for having "self-awareness" and laugh at his physique.
However, Wen Yinhe resolutely took on this hot potato, and then spent the next three months working out intensely and practicing his stage walk. The final performance he presented was truly stunning to the world.
Lu Huaijin still remembered that he was invited by a foreigner to go and appreciate it.
To be honest, he wasn't interested in male beauty, and of course, he wasn't interested in female beauty either.
Rather than watching a group of naked men walking their birds, he would much rather go home, take a nice bath, and then sleep soundly until he naturally wakes up.
"However, the moment you appeared, it's no exaggeration to say that the entire show was lit up."
Lu Huaijin spoke slowly in a deep voice, making everyone who was listening attentively involuntarily return to 11 years ago.
We returned to that stunning menswear show that captivated the world.
The foreigners in the audience didn't take it to heart when they heard that the final closing model was a Chinese male celebrity.
However, when the overhead spotlights suddenly dimmed, leaving only the stage lights illuminating the narrow aisle like a dazzling galaxy, everyone's gaze was still involuntarily drawn to the entrance.
The next second, a tall and handsome Asian man strode out from the boundary between light and darkness.
The man wore a jet-black bathrobe embroidered with dark gold dragon patterns. The belt hung down naturally, and the bathrobe was open in a lazy manner, swaying beside his two strong and powerful legs as he walked unhurriedly.
The soft ambient light shone on him, and his body, unlike that of Europeans and Americans who are overly muscular, possessed a unique Asian strength and grace.
He has a broad chest, well-defined abdominal muscles, smooth and strong lines in his shoulders and neck, and arms that swing naturally. Every muscle is full and taut.
His jet-black bathrobe accentuated his porcelain-like skin, and his handsome features were as soft as moonlight and as serene as ancient jade artifacts.
However, his gait was not as gentle and elegant as his exquisite appearance; instead, it contained an undeniable pressure, like a patrolling beast, confident and sharp, with an extremely strong aura that made everyone who tried to spy on him hold their breath.
This unprecedented and unique charisma easily captivated the hearts of every viewer, making everyone's eyes irrevocably follow him, holding their breath in anticipation of his approach, and then freezing at the end of the runway.
I thought this was amazing enough.
Just then, a bucket of water was suddenly poured down from the sky, soaking the man's entire body.
A gasp of surprise erupted from the audience.
However, the man on stage showed no sign of being embarrassed.
His soaked black hair clung to his handsome face, and his thick eyelashes were covered with water droplets, making his overly delicate features appear somewhat fragile.
But when he raised his hand and pushed all his wet black hair up to his head, revealing his handsome brow bone and deep black eyes, he inadvertently exuded a dangerous and sharp aura.
Water droplets slid down her chest and disappeared into the edge of her black pants, perfectly showcasing the lingerie's sexiness and form-fitting nature.
With his bathrobe half-wet and half-dry, Wen Yinhe simply untied it amidst the screams of the crowd, casually draped it over his arm, and then gave a shy and bashful smile to the audience, as if apologizing for his impolite behavior.
The audience went crazy, and the screams continued until the designer came out to take his bow. In fact, they became even more enthusiastic because of Wen Yinhe's return to the stage, as if they wanted to turn the whole show upside down.
This runway video quickly went viral both domestically and internationally, directly shattering the prejudices Europeans and Americans hold against Asian body types and even pioneering a completely new aesthetic in Europe and America.
In the subsequent photoshoot, the brand retained the bathrobe element for Wen Yinhe, and the magazine sold out immediately.
The lingerie sold extremely well as soon as it was listed on the official platform, much to the satisfaction of the brand.
[Ahhhhh, I really remember this! Which genius came up with the idea of splashing water during a freeze-frame?! But I have to say, it absolutely blew everyone away! And it didn't just happen to splash water on anyone else, it had to be the best actor to have that effect!]
【I get it, I get it! It's because of this, right? →→ Ah~ So cool~~~(／≧ω＼)】
[I can't believe it, this is hilarious! The girl in front of me has her own voice recording, and it's in Korean! Seriously, it's all about looks, right? Hahahaha]
[Ahem, I remember back then everyone online was amazed by the young actor's size... You really can't blame us! Tell me, which gentleman or lady could resist looking there?! There was even a lot of discussion online about whether he'd actually worn any padding, because it was definitely too spectacular for Asians, lol.]
To be honest, these kinds of lingerie models usually wear padding, but the one with the Best Actor award was just too real. I'd vote for it without padding!
[Mr. Lu's selections are always top-notch! I also voted without using any underhanded tactics!]
[Help! Someone's already started a poll in the live stream comments! I'm watching the votes from those who didn't contribute any votes surge ahead! You little geniuses have really gone too far!]
Because the voting mini-program was located on the platform, Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin, who were receiving the live stream replay, also saw it simultaneously.
Wen Yinhe couldn't bear it and silently covered his face, his exposed ears turning bright red, almost dripping blood.
He never expected that something he had already been ashamed of 11 years ago would happen again 11 years later.
Now, 11 years later, netizens have become much more skilled and aggressive than they were 11 years ago.
What happened to the stereotype that all Chinese people are reserved and shy?
Do these people appear even slightly reserved or shy?
"Oh, so you want to know this? Do I need to explain?" Lu Huaijin leaned lazily against Wen Yinhe, a half-smile curving his lips as he casually uttered four words.
"A direct route to the stomach."
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