Chapter 27 Getting Ashore vs. Blindfolded Kissing Contest "The one you want to kiss isn't..."
Since one cannot speak underwater, Lu Huaijin gently patted Wen Yinhe's shoulder when he noticed the direction had shifted.
Wen Yinhe immediately understood and adjusted his direction.
Although the two had not discussed it beforehand, they were as in sync as twins with a telepathic connection, as if their souls were born to be so perfectly in tune.
The 100-meter distance is not short, and the two swam to the surface for air several times along the way.
When Wen Yinhe broke through the water and raised his head, it was the time when the midday sun was at its strongest and most intense.
Water cascaded down from above, sliding across his forehead and hovering above his deep-set eyebrows and high nose bridge, like a string of sparkling crystal beads. More water droplets flowed down his chin, meandering along his fair neck, finally sliding over his collarbone and returning to the sea.
His soaked black hair clung to his forehead and temples, like a richly colored painting. Wen Yinhe shook his head slightly, and water droplets scattered like broken jade, accidentally splashing onto Lu Huaijin's face.
Lu Huaijin chuckled and rubbed his face with his arm. He then raised his hands, which were hanging around Wen Yinhe's neck, and pinched Wen Yinhe's cheeks as if punishing him.
Wen Yinhe was slightly taken aback, then immediately realized, "Sorry, did I splash some on you?"
“It’s okay, I didn’t say I didn’t like it,” Lu Huaijin kissed Wen Yinhe’s bright red neck, raised his hand and gently wiped Wen Yinhe’s face, “Here, let me wipe it for you.”
[Ahhhhh, so beautiful, so beautiful... This is the kind of stuff a fairy like me should be looking at! We grown women need to look at handsome guys every day to keep us going... This is so satisfying for a looks-obsessed person, waaaaah!]
[Fairies! They're both fairies! Art museums should enshrine them and exhibit them globally!!!]
[I can't criticize this, she's just too stunning. Innocent girls would go crazy looking at her, and even the most stoic women would experience menstrual cramps. She's practically a kawaii god, the nemesis of depression, and an alarm clock for those in a vegetative state!!! (What a collection of hellish memes, I'm deducting my own merit -123)]
[Mr. Lu, you're spoiling me too much! You're wiping the water off your man's face while you're swimming, right? (Sorry, what kind of confusing move is this, hahaha, help!) But, okay, wipe it off! Wipe it off! Wipe it all off!]
[Mr. Lu, you really... you even like the water from the movie star's hair splashing on your face, right?? You really love it too much!!!]
However, even the most beautiful scenes must come to an end. Under the disappointed and reluctant gazes of the viewers, the two of them reached the ship in the middle of the sea with almost no setbacks.
The ship's crew was about to come over and lend a hand when, unexpectedly, Lu Huaijin naturally raised his legs and wrapped them around Wen Yinhe's waist, tightening his arms slightly, and hanging on Wen Yinhe's broad back like a clingy koala.
With his strong arms bracing against the deck of the boat, Wen Yinhe suddenly pushed himself up and leaped out, splashing water everywhere. At the same time, Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin on his back were safely brought ashore.
The staff member was stunned for a moment, then silently retreated.
Sorry to bother you.
[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! Staff: Private Marseille—(slowly retreats)]
Holy crap! I've already experienced the incredible strength of this actor while rock climbing before, but it's still amazing every time I see it...
[Um...maybe we can...receive this? (hesitantly)]
【!! Could you really be a genius?! Continue!】
【catch! 】
【catch! 】
[Bonus! I've finally passed the civil service exam! Today marks my tenth year of hard work preparing for it. I hope my journey will be as smooth as an Oscar-winning actor's! QAQ]
[...I've been working on this for ten years! Sister, with that kind of perseverance, what can't you succeed at? You don't necessarily have to take the civil service exam, right? (softly)]
While Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin successfully reached the shore, Shu Bao'er and Du Ruopu on land finally managed to climb the climbing wall with great difficulty, and then they had to muster up the courage to jump down.
Shu Bao'er had just walked to the edge and glanced down when her legs went weak and she sat down on the ground, refusing to get down no matter what.
While blindfolding herself, Du Ruopu also had to gently comfort and persuade Shu Bao'er.
Shu Bao'er, however, acted like a spoiled child, throwing a tantrum on the ground, tears streaming down her face: "No... I won't go down! I'd rather die than go down! Jumping from such a height, do you want me to die?!"
Du Ruopu was slightly stunned, opened his mouth in disbelief, and after a long while, said in a hurt voice, "Bao'er, how could you say that to me? No matter what happens, I would never think of you like that."
Although the man's tone contained no blame, it made it seem as if Shu Bao'er had wronged him greatly.
Shu Bao'er knew he had spoken without thinking, and he wasn't entirely without guilt. He would rather die than admit his mistake, stubbornly arguing, "What do you mean? I didn't mean it! It was just a casual remark, why did you have to take it to heart!"
Du Ruopu's lips trembled slightly, but he eventually shut his mouth and stopped arguing with Shu Bao'er.
He was blindfolded, kneeling on the ground, slowly crawling to Shu Bao'er, touching her legs, and gently patting them: "Bao'er, let's hurry up and get down, this can't go on, we have to get down eventually..."
"I told you I don't want to go down! I don't want to go down! Can't you understand human language? If you want to go down, go down by yourself!" Shu Bao'er was furious and embarrassed. She closed her eyes and kicked wildly. In the struggle, she accidentally kicked Du Ruopu.
Du Ruopu groaned and fell backward, but behind him was the edge of the wall. After his body tilted, he suddenly fell off the 3.5-meter-high wall without warning.
Suddenly, the entire audience erupted in screams.
The other guests watching the game were all startled and stood up.
The millions of viewers watching the live stream immediately erupted like a lit barrel of fire:
[Aa ...
The hashtag #ShuBaoerMurder# quickly became a trending topic, completely overshadowing the previous hashtag #ShuBaoerDomesticViolence#.
The situation on Weibo is chaotic.
The agent is going crazy.
Shu Bao'er, who was at the scene, was stunned for a moment before quickly climbing to the edge and looking down in fear and panic.
All the staff rushed up and surrounded Du Ruopu, who had suddenly fallen onto the water mat.
"Teacher Du, are you alright? Are you hurt?"
"Quick! Medical staff! Come and check me!"
"Teacher Du, please don't move! Let the medical staff come and examine you!"
Du Ruopu was caught completely off guard by the fall. Only after the feeling of weightlessness subsided did he belatedly realize that his heart was racing. A strong sense of fear and dread of death overwhelmed him, and a piercing buzzing sound filled his mind.
However, what caused him the most pain and made it the hardest to accept was...
Du Ruopu removed his blindfold, his eyes reddening as he looked up and met Shu Bao'er's anxious and terrified face above him.
On that face he had loved for so many years, there was concern, but more so the fear of almost killing someone, and the helplessness and panic of a child who had done something wrong.
In the past, he would have felt sorry for the innocent and delicate Shu Bao'er, who looked so frightened and uneasy.
But at this very moment, the person who was almost killed by his lover was himself.
Du Ruopu suddenly felt a little lost.
Who should he feel sorry for first?
The staff kept calling his name, and the worry in the eyes of the strangers seemed no different from that in Shu Bao'er's.
Du Ruopu snapped out of his daze, his Adam's apple bobbing dryly. His perpetually kind nature made him instinctively apologize first: "I'm sorry for causing you trouble..."
A medical worker immediately exclaimed in surprise, "Professor Du, what are you saying? Your safety is the most important thing!"
Look, any normal person knows that his safety is the most important thing.
But Shu Bao'er didn't seem to understand.
Du Ruopu suddenly felt that Shu Bao'er's kick had not landed on his body, but on his heart, delivering a heavy blow to their ten-year relationship.
Something he once cherished most fell with him from the 3.5-meter-high wall.
In an instant, he was pulverized.
Shu Bao'er herself couldn't remember how she got down there.
Shu Bao'er only remembered that when he hesitated for a long time without saying a simple "I'm sorry," and only said timidly and insincerely, "Look, you're not hurt...", Du Ruopu, for the first time in history, did not take the initiative to say anything to him—
It doesn't matter.
[I can't take it anymore, I'm going to go watch the movie star and CEO Lu! I really need to call an ambulance if I keep watching this couple!!!]
[The lady in front... if you're going to call someone, could you call one for me too? Oh, and honest guy... I'm sorry teachers, I feel like we're almost dead... SOS]
The commotion on the beach was quite loud. Wen Yinhe turned his head slightly toward the sound and asked with a frown, "Did something happen to Du Ruopu and the others?"
“There seems to be a lot of people gathered over there,” Lu Huaijin watched intently for a while. Seeing the staff on the beach gradually disperse and Du Ruopu and Shu Bao’er starting to move around again, he relaxed and comforted Wen Yinhe, “But it should be fine now. I saw Du Ruopu and Shu Bao’er. They are both still competing. Don’t worry, if something really happened, the production team would definitely be the first to stop the show.”
Wen Yinhe still looked somewhat worried.
That Shu Bao'er is not someone you can easily get along with. Extreme sports are very dangerous, and accidents can happen all the time.
Lu Huaijin's tone was calm and collected, yet his words carried a gentle reassurance: "If you're really worried, we can ask them after we go down, okay?"
Wen Yinhe then snapped out of his thoughts and nodded.
The live stream is still going on, and they should respect the competition. Even if they have doubts, they should ask them after the competition ends.
Lu Huaijin naturally placed his hands on Wen Yinhe's shoulders and began to massage them. He then tenderly kissed Wen Yinhe's cheeks, which were red from the sun: "Are you alright? Are you tired?"
"I'm not tired, I'm very happy," Wen Yinhe took Lu Huaijin's hands and kissed them, gently stopping him. "You should rest too. You've been in the water for so long, you must be tired."
Seeing that he was indeed in good condition and did not seem to be putting on a brave face, Lu Huaijin did not insist.
He gently brushed aside the damp hair clinging to Wen Yinhe's cheek, revealing Wen Yinhe's handsome brow bone, leaned in and kissed him, his low, husky voice carrying a casual laziness and a hint of teasing: "Since you're having so much fun, how about we go home after the show's recording and continue the rest of the program at the pool? Hmm?"
[This is the Nth time. I'll explain the rest later, so don't be stingy with my data usage.]
[Oh, I see. Looks like President Lu already has a new idea in mind, hehehe~]
[Hehehe, all you ever do is secretly play with good stuff behind our backs! I'm ignoring you guys! Humph! I'm unilaterally severing ties with you! (Of course, I'll still keep watching the live stream)]
[What are you talking about, ladies? You two weren't even related! LOL! Just trying to clear the air, huh?]
[Okay, okay, let's go swimming together when we get home! Pool play! Outdoors!]
Wen Yinhe understood the meaning behind Lu Huaijin's words almost instantly.
Unexpectedly, his sunburnt cheeks quickly flushed an even deeper red, and he unconsciously pursed his lips in embarrassment. After a pause, he nodded almost imperceptibly.
"Um!"
【"Um! "】
【? ? ? ? ? ? You, you, you're even nodding! Okay, okay, what else can we say? As long as you're happy~ (spreads hands) (tilts head)】
[I've seen through this man. Don't let his innocent and pure appearance fool you; he's actually a total pervert. He's probably secretly thrilled right now.]
The award-winning actor said he was more than happy to accept!
Lu Huaijin hadn't expected Wen Yinhe to actually respond. After a slight pause, a wider smile quickly spread across his lips. He licked his teeth with his tongue, his eyes full of meaning: "So cute..."
[Quick answer! The next line is "want to go up," right? Hahahaha]
"Ahem, let's talk about that when we get back. Let's focus on the competition now." Wen Yinhe quickly squeezed Lu Huaijin's fingertips, shyly stopping Lu Huaijin's misbehavior.
There are four flags on the ship in the distance, each marked with a number, 1, 2, 3, or 4. Once they complete the final challenge, they can take down the flag marked with the number 1.
The final challenge: feeding the baby with their hands tied.
Literally, it means that a person with their hands cuffed needs to feed a person who is blindfolded, but they can only do so with their mouth.
The person whose eyes are covered cannot use their hands to assist.
Surprisingly, the easiest level in the entire game was the last one.
However, upon further reflection, the guests had gone through a series of extreme sports to get here, and were already close to their breaking point both physically and emotionally, making it the moment when they were most likely to explode. Wen Yinhe's mood became somewhat complicated.
The production team is indeed very skilled at manipulating people's minds.
The staff had already washed and plated the fruit. After they had rested, they placed the plates of fruit on the ground.
A cushion was placed on each side of the plate.
Lu Huaijin first settled Wen Yinhe on the cushion, then walked to the opposite side, knelt down on another cushion, and slowly bent over.
His hands were still cuffed to his chest, leaving him with nowhere to support his body. What should have been an awkward and embarrassing movement was transformed into an indescribable elegance by Lu Huaijin's performance.
The camera zoomed in on the man's figure, clearly showing the lines of Lu Huaijin's back—beautiful and smooth, flowing down from his taut, broad shoulders and back, tapering into a powerful arc at his waist, and extending to his muscular hips and legs in his kneeling posture.
His clothes, soaking wet, clung to his body, and now, due to his movements, they clung even more to his skin, outlining the contours of his muscles poised to spring beneath the fabric.
During this time, his back remained perfectly straight, his entire body upright and strong, as neat and efficient as a stroke of ink forcefully flicked onto a blank sheet of paper.
[Ahhhhhh, President Lu's physique is absolutely amazing!!! Are you just eating state banquets at home every day, movie star?! Eat! Eat! Eat! The child is still growing, he should eat well! Eat without any mercy!!!]
[OMG! Those thighs! That waist! That posture and control, and that sexy perky butt! All male celebrities in the Chinese entertainment industry should use this as their standard, okay?! [Angry][Angry][Angry]]
[The production team, you've really gone too far! Who taught you to place the cushions face-to-face?! What's the difference between this and a wedding ceremony?! This cushion deserves to be placed in the Imperial Ancestral Temple!!!]
[Aaaaaaah! Here it comes! I've got another inspiration! Does anyone understand the feeling of a superior bowing down to their beloved deity?! The deity is wounded and blind, but his only follower still fights desperately for him, finally crawling to his feet, barely alive, after losing both hands, just to offer his most devout worship!!! Oh my god, I can't take it… Someone save me QAQ!]
[Enough! Teacher in front, please stop your tempting behavior of only throwing away bowls without giving out food every day! Don't you know how immoral you are?! QAQ]
Where's my food? Hmm? Teacher? Where's my food? Hmm? Teacher? Where's my food? Hmm? Teacher?
The fruit provided by the staff was a plate of luscious strawberries, placed on a clean white plate, looking very appealing.
Lu Huaijin first tentatively stretched out his face, but found that he couldn't reach it, so he kept his bent-over posture and slowly moved his legs back to adjust his position.
Once his mouth was finally aligned with the fruit, he tilted his head slightly, parted his thin lips, and used his teeth to precisely pick up a plump and sweet strawberry. Then, he suddenly exerted force with his thighs, quickly and steadily straightening his entire upper body, restoring his upright kneeling posture, calm and composed as if he had never bent over at all.
Throughout the entire process, Lu Huaijin did not even once use his hands to brace himself on his legs.
[My goodness! That explosive power! Suddenly I thought of some special poses I could share!!!!]
Did you know? The deliciousness of navel oranges is like the taste of first love, illuminating the taste buds of a movie star and warming your heart. One bite and a feeling of happiness wells up inside you. Every bite is sunshine and love, making the sheets on your bed no longer lonely in the dead of night [heart]
[Where do the girls in front of me sell their goods every day?]
[Three, two, one—link above!!!]
Originally, it was thought that once Lu Huaijin got the strawberry, he could feed it directly to Wen Yinhe.
Even Wen Yinhe thought so.
He clearly heard the sound of fabric rubbing together in front of him, as if someone had bent over, and then the aroma of strawberries, along with the salty smell of the sea, wafted into Wen Yinhe's nostrils.
Wen Yinhe immediately pinpointed Lu Huaijin's exact location. His rosy lips parted slightly as he turned his head to meet him, and his lips did indeed touch the soft, sweet skin of the strawberry.
However, just as he was about to open his mouth to bite, the person opposite him suddenly loosened his grip.
With a soft gurgle, the strawberry rolled down between their lips, leaving streaks of bright red juice on Wen Yinhe's damp clothes.
To everyone's astonishment, Lu Huaijin wore a seemingly surprised expression, but his voice was lazy and emotionless as he read, "Ah, sorry, it fell."
Wen Yinhe's eyes widened slightly beneath the dark eye mask.
Unbeknownst to him, Lu Huaijin's lips, glistening with strawberry juice, slowly curved into a mocking smile. He then extended his tongue, gently licking his lips, scooping away the juice, while letting out a low, husky laugh: "Next, you might have to come and get it yourself."
[“Ah,” “Sorry,” “It’s fallen”—Mr. Lu, could your acting be any worse, hahaha?]
[Huh? Huh? ??? This level... is this how it's played? ??? ??? ]
[President Lu is about to make his move! Everyone get out of the way! President Lu is about to hook up with a movie star! Everyone get out of the way!!!]
[Waaaaah, it's such a shame the Best Actor can't see this! Best Actor, open your eyes wide and see how sexy your man is!!! When you get home, please remember to watch the replay! And maybe do something productive while you're at it... I'm so worried about your happiness!!!]
Wen Yinhe was stunned for a moment, but in an instant he understood what game Lu Huaijin wanted to play.
In an instant, heat crept up his ear tips, his earlobes becoming redder than the strawberries on the plate. His originally clear voice became slightly hoarse in his throat, taking on a sexy husky quality: "Well... next, I apologize for the intrusion, Mr. Lu."
[I've noticed! Before the movie star unleashes his ultimate move, he always gives a heads-up first. What a polite kid! That's great! Does he also give a heads-up before putting it in? (Innocent face)]
"Mr. Lu, I apologize for the intrusion, I need to go in now..."
[Aaaaaaahhhhh, this isn't a no-man's-land, teachers! Cherish this cell! Aaaaaahhhhh!]
After receiving Wen Yinhe's permission, Lu Huaijin smiled and started sucking on a new strawberry.
He slightly raised his chin, and the line of his neck stretched out, clearly revealing a sexy, prominent Adam's apple. Accompanied by Lu Huaijin's muffled, husky voice, it rolled up and down, revealing a silent seduction: "Yinhe, come here, take it."
Wen Yinhe's breathing suddenly quickened, as if bewitched by the singing of a human prince. He opened his lips and eagerly headed towards the direction of the man's voice, but just as he was about to make contact, Lu Huaijin suddenly retreated, causing him to miss his target.
Getting angry is out of the question, but feeling ashamed and annoyed is inevitable.
Wen Yinhe maintained a gentle smile on his lips, but subtly ground his teeth together.
He leaned closer again, stretching his neck as he tried to get closer to Lu Huaijin.
However, Lu Huaijin seemed to be deliberately teasing him. Whenever he was just one step away from victory, that wicked and cunning man would immediately withdraw, causing his lips to miss their mark time and time again.
Wen Yinhe felt as if she wasn't looking for strawberries, but rather chasing after a man for a kiss.
His target was never strawberries, but rather a man's lips, which were even more alluring and sweet than strawberries.
A man's muffled, husky, and sexy mocking voice, laced with a strawberry in his mouth, came from ahead: "Yinhe, what's going on? You can't get it right?"
Wen Yinhe's eyelashes trembled slightly under his eye patch. Suddenly, he raised his palm and pressed it against the back of Lu Huaijin's head. But just as he was pressing the man down towards him, the man grabbed his wrists with both hands.
"What are you doing?" Lu Huaijin spat out the strawberry, exhaled a breath carrying the sweet scent of strawberries at the handsome man in front of him who looked anxious, and chuckled in a low, hoarse voice, "Trying to break the rules? Hmm?"
Wen Yinhe's arm trembled slightly from the exertion, causing the veins in his neck to bulge.
He was silent for a moment, then suddenly kissed the man without warning, as if trying to catch him off guard, but Lu Huaijin turned his head away in an instant.
Wen Yinhe's warm, moist kiss landed lightly on Lu Huaijin's rosy cheek, the touch soft and gentle.
"..."
Wen Yinhe gritted his teeth fiercely, suddenly realizing that not only were his teeth itchy, but his heart was itchy too.
I want to gnaw on it.
“Baby, you’re kissing the wrong place,” Lu Huaijin rubbed his soft cheek against the man’s lips, glancing at him with his thick, long eyelashes and a delighted, alluring smile at the corner of his eyes. “This isn’t where you’re supposed to kiss me.”
【Aaaaaaahhhhh what are you doing?! What are you doing?! Where did this place end up?! Is this really the audition for "Real Men"? Oh no, it's a wedding reality show! Ah!!! 】
[So, Mr. Lu's "fishing" was literally fishing—using himself as bait to lure the movie star, huh? What's the difference between this and teasing a cat?! I'm going crazy!!!]
【Mr. Lu, go ahead and fish! Fish as much as you want! You'll be in for a treat when the game ends today, hahaha! (Mr. Lu: Plans in place √)】
[So much fun! This game is so much fun! Hehehe~ Chasing after strawberries, huh? Are you trying to eat the strawberries or your mouth? My mouth is watering just looking at it! I can't resist, I'm going to order some strawberries!]
[Help! This is amazing!!! My heart is racing, my breathing is quickening, and my ability to purify smog is surpassing that of tropical rainforests at the speed of China's high-speed rail!!! I will become the new lungs of the Earth!!! I will kneel down and turn the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau into a basin, and the basin into the Earth's core!!! I will cry until the entire country no longer needs the North-South Water Diversion Project!!! I will howl until the wind power generated can supply the world's people!!!]
【Seriously? You guys fight in bed? You even fight while kissing?! Do you really enjoy arm wrestling that much? You two really know how to have fun, you've got me totally dumbfounded. I never knew dating could be like this, ugh—】
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