Chapter 32 Navel Oranges vs. Big Gossip: A Delightful Experience.
【Aaaaaaahh ...
【Wow, this is so exciting?! If you're talking about this, then I'm wide awake!!!】
[President Lu is on a winning streak! A fantastic start! A truly amazing start!!!]
[Wow... such precise word choice!!! It's like they're afraid the guests might try to be even slightly opportunistic! Seriously, they just said those words so casually? I wouldn't even dare read them if you wrote them!!! Won't this livestream get banned?! QAQ]
[Aaaaaaah! Hurry! Someone answer me! I really want to know! I'm so anxious!]
The drawn cards are placed on the table and made public so that all the guests can see them.
The other guests were also shocked when they saw it, their eyes widening in disbelief. They certainly hadn't expected the show to be so daring.
People like Xiao Ye and Du Ruopu, who are easily embarrassed, felt their blood rush to their faces, turning their ears and necks bright red.
The other men also couldn't help but avert their gaze, turning their faces away and awkwardly raising their hands to cover their mouths as they coughed lightly, pretending to be nonchalant.
The only one who was truly indifferent was Lu Huaijin, the person involved.
Upon seeing the words on the card, he raised an eyebrow slightly, his narrow eyes widened a little, and he looked somewhat surprised. However, a curious smile immediately spread across his lips, indicating that he had become interested.
The other person sitting next to him was in a worse situation than the guests below.
As the first person to clearly see the Chinese characters on the card, Wen Yinhe felt a surge of heat rushing up his neck, instantly igniting his ears. Countless tiny flames crackled and leaped under his skin, and he almost started to smoke.
His lips parted slightly, a hint of surprise in his expression, as if he wanted to say something, but his throat was choked by immense shame, leaving him looking bewildered and pitiful. He subconsciously turned to look at Lu Huaijin beside him.
But then Lu Huaijin picked up the card with his slender fingertips, placed it in front of his slightly upturned lips and made a kissing motion from a distance, his eyes slightly raised as he pinched Lu Huaijin's heart hard.
Wen Yinhe was so embarrassed that he almost ran out the door.
However, his high level of upbringing compelled him to remain seated with his back ramrod straight, even amidst the turmoil raging within him.
She couldn't help but raise her large hand to cover her flushed face in embarrassment, looking as if she couldn't bear to be seen.
The main problem is this...
In an instant, it stirred up memories of a particularly exciting night in the past, making him uncontrollably flushed whenever he thought about it. Even after six years, the symptoms have not improved at all.
Lu Huaijin affectionately put his arm around Wen Yinhe's shoulder and back, and brought his head close to Wen Yinhe's bright red earlobe covered by his hand, adding fuel to the fire: "So? Baby, should you answer this question or should I?"
Wen Yinhe gripped Lu Huaijin's hand, which was placed on his knee, with great force and speed, so strong that his palm was incredibly hot.
It sounded like a cry for help, or perhaps a plea for mercy.
Huai Jin knew perfectly well that he was speechless at that moment...
Lu Huaijin's smile deepened. He leaned down affectionately and kissed Wen Yinhe's burning earlobe, then looked up and said calmly, "Yinhe is not in a good position to answer right now, so I will answer for him."
The ears of all the guests and even the millions of viewers watching the live stream perked up, and the entire venue and the screen in the live stream became eerily quiet.
"The answer to the first question... is that I took the initiative."
[Aaaaaaah, I knew it!!! Our CEO Lu truly lives up to his reputation as the number one uke in the Chinese server!!! This is so satisfying! So satisfying!!!]
The other guests at the scene were not too surprised by this question.
However, the reason they weren't surprised was different from the reason the viewers in the live chat were.
After all, in their view, it is only natural for those in power to take the initiative.
Except for one particular guest...
Xiao suddenly stretched out his thumb and pinched his philtrum hard, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, breathing rapidly, looking like he was about to faint, which startled Zheng Shuming next to him.
Help! Help! Help! Is this even audible to him...?
Will he be assassinated by President Lu after he finishes recording the show?!
[Hahahaha, what's wrong with this young master? He's even more agitated than us. Someone call an ambulance for him, he looks like he's about to die.]
At the same time, Wen Yinhe's grip on Lu Huaijin's hand tightened instantly, and the veins on his arm bulged out.
If the situation hadn't been so inappropriate, he would have called an ambulance too.
He felt he was about to reach his limit...
Lu Huaijin found Wen Yinhe incredibly adorable, and couldn't help but lower his head again to kiss the back of Wen Yinhe's hand that was covering his face. Then, he calmly raised his head and parted his lips slightly: "The second question..."
He paused slightly, then glanced at the camera with an ambiguous look, and slowly said in a deep, magnetic voice, "Navel orange."
[Aaaaaaaahhhhhh SOS! SOS!!! I knew it! I knew it! Ahhhhhh! Since President Lu took the initiative, what position could it be?! Help! My heart can't take it anymore! I need to take a huge nitroglycerin pill!!! I can't hold on! I can't collapse here!!!]
[Why did President Lu specifically look at the camera when he spoke?! He suddenly turned to look at me and startled me! Was he doing it on purpose? He must have done it on purpose, right?! President Lu is so naughty! He always likes to scare people!]
【Why are you even using viewers as bait... I'm useless... We're just ordinary netizens... Mr. Lu, please let us go QAQ】
Upon hearing this answer, the guests immediately gasped slightly.
This position is indeed more stimulating than the usual positions.
They really didn't expect that Wen Yinhe, who usually seemed so gentle and shy, would be so enthusiastic in private...
wrong.
The guests were slightly taken aback.
Didn't you just say that President Lu took the initiative? Then why did it end up being navel oranges?
Isn't there a logical problem?
[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! Did they finally realize something was wrong? Are they all dumbfounded? Are their brains going to overheat? Do they feel like their CPUs are about to burn out?]
A tiny head, a big question mark~
[You can all just think about it! But not a single one of you dares to utter a sound!!!]
[Great news! Great news! I love watching reverse-couple pairings, it's so satisfying!!!]
As for the last question on the card...
Lu Huaijin stretched out his slender fingers and lightly brushed them across the corner of his lips. One side of his thin lips curled up slightly, and his sharp eyes narrowed lazily, as if he were lost in a very beautiful memory.
"It feels...very good."
[Ahhhhhh, so good! President Lu himself confirmed his preference! Mmm, very good, very good~! This pose definitely has President Lu's kingly style, hehehehe~!!!]
Wen Yinhe's palms were already soaked with sweat, and he gripped Lu Huaijin's hand tightly, hot and wet. His cheeks were burning, and even his temples were covered with fine beads of sweat. He was just one step away from evaporating on the spot.
Only after Lu Huaijin finished answering all the questions did Wen Yinhe finally relax.
He glanced down and saw Lu Huaijin's hand, which he had pinched red. He immediately picked it up and rubbed it, his eyes full of guilt: "I'm sorry, did I hurt you?"
Lu Huaijin casually withdrew his hand and pinched Wen Yinhe's flushed cheek: "Yinhe, what about you? What's your answer?"
Wen Yinhe didn't react immediately: "Huh?"
“I answered, and what about you?” Lu Huaijin leaned in and kissed Wen Yinhe’s lips, his thumb lightly tracing the shape of Wen Yinhe’s beautiful lips, and calmly asked, “Regarding that question from earlier, how did you feel about our first time?”
Wen Yinhe never expected that this problem was not over yet. His body temperature, which had been almost gone, suddenly rose again.
His Adam's apple bobbed, and he barely dared to meet the handsome man's gaze. With trembling eyelashes, he quickly said, "...Just like you."
The viewers were excitedly shouting in the comments when they saw Lu Huaijin smile and kiss Wen Yinhe, then let go of him, casually push the cardboard box back to the center of the table, and calmly say, "Alright, we've finished answering, next one."
【Huh? That's it? I was really getting into it! How come you're done answering already? Aren't you going to elaborate on your "feelings"?!】
[Aaaaaaah! Where's the process?! Where's the detailed process of my CP's first time having sex?! It's practically an adult channel! Please, Mr. Lu, give me more... give me more... (crawls into the screen and clings to Mr. Lu's feet like a ghost...)]
[Hurry, hurry, hurry, keep asking who goes up and who goes down! Don't stop here!!!]
No matter how much the comments raged and tumbled, Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin had finished their round, and it was time for the next group of guests.
At this point, the viewers in the live chat were already excited by the explosive questions that had led to the opening, and they were looking forward to even more exciting questions coming up.
Unfortunately, the viewers in the live chat were soon disappointed.
The second pair to go, Jiang Hengchuan and Tao Miller, drew an utterly boring result—
Ask your partner to name five of your weaknesses.
The comments:
【Huh? That's it???】
[The questions from this group are nowhere near as challenging as those from the Best Actor group... What is the production team even doing...?]
【I'm so bored, I'm going to sleep now. Wake me up when the movie stars come on stage.】
Wait a minute, something doesn't feel right. Do you guys really think the production team would be that kind?
This question is indeed a trap.
Jiang Hengchuan was very disdainful after receiving the card and quickly pointed out five shortcomings of Tao Miller. However, when it was Tao Miller's turn, he stammered and couldn't speak for a long time.
Finally, Tao Miller could only sniffle, her face full of grievance and apology, and throw herself into Jiang Hengchuan's arms, her voice sticky and slurred: "Husband, I'm sorry, you are just too perfect in my heart, I can't even find a single flaw."
The viewers in the live chat immediately snapped to attention:
[Oh my god, I'll pour a whole basin of dish soap on you! Powerful degreasing with minimal effort! Beautiful, white hands that won't hurt! You deserve it!]
[Hey lady in front, can I borrow some water? I need to wash myself...]
[Is there phlegm stuck in your throat or something? Seriously, Little Green Tea, why don't you go to the hospital and get a laryngoscopy? It looks pretty serious, don't be afraid to see a doctor! (Serious face)]
Jiang Hengchuan was completely swayed by this.
Jiang Hengchuan's initially annoyed expression due to falling behind in the game instantly softened. He pulled the petite boy into his broad arms and rubbed him gently: "It's okay, the facts are there. It's not your fault. It's all the fault of the program team for setting such terrible questions. Weren't they deliberately trying to trick us?"
He hugged and kissed Tao Miller, then raised his chin, a disdainful smirk playing on his lips, and scoffed, "My baby can't answer this question, so we'll choose Truth or Dare."
After saying that, he naturally raised his chin towards Taumiller.
Tao Miller immediately understood and poured drinks for the two of them.
Jiang Hengchuan downed his drink in one gulp, then stood up, reached into the Truth or Dare box, pulled out a card, and tossed it onto the table without even looking at it.
All the guests around the table craned their necks to look.
The card clearly stated—
[Call the person you most recently called from your phone's call log and say the following lines: "Honey, you did a great job last time. When are we going to see each other again?" or "Honey, that last time was so much fun! When are you coming to see me again?"]
The guests immediately held their breath and leaned back slightly.
Jiang Hengchuan and Tao Miller's expressions changed simultaneously.
At this point, the viewers in the live chat also realized what was going on.
Start by luring the guest in with the simplest questions. Anyone trying to please their partner will never answer them. If they don't want to answer, then they'll have to take a dare.
Meanwhile, the guests, who had lowered their guard due to the overly simplistic truth-or-dare questions, had no idea what they were about to face.
Wow? So that's what it was waiting for!
[Hahahaha, the production team is so cunning! I knew they had a mastermind behind them! Love it!]
[Wow, that's some really provocative dialogue! I can't help but laugh, this is a real adult channel!]
Wen Yinhe keenly noticed the unnatural expressions on Jiang Hengchuan's and Tao Miller's faces.
Jiang Hengchuan's guilty conscience was to be expected, but why did Tao Miller also look so uneasy?
...No way?
Could it be him too?
Wen Yinhe's eyes widened slightly as he was shocked by the speculation.
After a while, he couldn't help but silently turn his head, staring intently at Lu Huaijin, and secretly gestured with his fingers towards the two people over there.
The two of them?
them? ? ?
“Hmm,” Lu Huaijin said calmly, even taking the time to kiss Wen Yinhe’s slender fingertips, raising an eyebrow as he said, “It’s probably what you think.”
Wen Yinhe gasped in shock; the pure-hearted God of War was deeply shaken.
Meanwhile, the unsuspecting viewers in the live chat were still laughing hysterically.
[Hahahaha, what's that movie star doing? Why does he look so adorable with that expression? So cute~]
[What's the movie star thinking now? Hahaha! Nobody except President Lu can figure it out! Such a perfectly in sync couple~]
Meanwhile, the production crew had already returned Jiang Hengchuan and Tao Miller's phones.
Jiang Hengchuan was concerned about his image. He had proposed the dare himself, and he couldn't possibly abstain in front of so many people, so he reluctantly picked up his phone.
When the call log was opened, the guests at the scene and the audience outside the screen could clearly see that Jiang Hengchuan's fingers tightened uncomfortably, as if he had great difficulty pressing the first call number.
The call record shows that it took place at 2 a.m. one night.
[Who would be on the phone at 2 AM?! Could it really be a lover??]
[Wait a minute... isn't this the day the show officially premiered?! So... this rich kid was still on the phone with this person before he took the phone away? And he specifically called in the middle of the night?!]
[Does the minor internet celebrity know about this? (Stunned)]
Whether Taumiller knew it or not, he was clearly distracted, his eyes constantly glancing at his phone, seemingly unconcerned about Jiang Hengchuan's next call.
Jiang Hengchuan, still feeling guilty, didn't notice Tao Miller's unnatural expression.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Jiang Hengchuan finally managed to press the dial button with great difficulty.
The call was connected quickly.
Before the other person could speak, Jiang Hengchuan quickly said as if he had completed a task, "Baby, you did a great job last time. When can we meet again?"
There was a visibly momentary pause on the other end, but the next instant came a rather unseemly laugh, followed by a distinctly flamboyant, delicate male voice that clearly reached the ears of millions of viewers:
"Honey, you fed me so well last time, I really want to taste your big... again..."
Jiang Hengchuan slammed down the phone, his face so dark it looked like ink was about to drip from it, and his cheeks seemed to be grinding to powder.
[Big?! Big what?! Help! I'm totally confused! What did I just hear?!]
By the way, speaking of big things, where are you...?
【Aaaaaaah, my ear! My ear! Sooooo!!!】
[Holy crap!!! This is so exciting!!! This must be the effect the show wanted, hahaha! It's not great, but I love listening to it!!!]
[That sound...so good! My mind instantly conjured up images of a hundred ancient, highly explicit audio dramas on my hard drive...]
【!!!!! Teacher, please stop! This gluttonous girl, holding a huge bowl, suddenly knelt down in front of the teacher! Teacher, please feed me! QAQ】
Putting everything else aside, this little vixen on the phone might never experience her husband's "big" size again after today... (lights a cigarette)
The faces of the other guests at the scene were also quite interesting, each with their own unique expression, and they were all about to burst out laughing.
This is where everyone's facial expression management is put to the test.
Xiao Ye, on the other hand, completely lacked any control over his expression. His eyes were wide open, he was speechless, and he was almost drooling.
Du Ruopu was a beat slow to react and hasn't realized what he heard yet. His brain is probably working at lightning speed and it will take a few seconds to process what he heard.
Wen Yinhe managed to keep his composure because he had a premonition, but he found it extremely difficult to keep it up because he hadn't expected the phone call to be so explosive.
In the end, he could only cover his tightly pursed lips with one hand and hold Lu Huaijin's hand tightly with the other, his arm trembling slightly.
No, he needs to be mindful of his image.
Lu Huaijin wasn't as particular as Wen Yinhe. He simply buried his head in Wen Yinhe's chest, laughing silently while uncontrollably pounding Wen Yinhe's solid back.
Wen Yinhe gently patted Lu Huaijin's trembling shoulders and back, his face contorted in discomfort.
Suddenly, Lu Huaijin raised his head, his eyes filled with tears, and leaned on Wen Yinhe's shoulder, his voice trembling as he chuckled, "By the way, baby, speaking of big..."
"Don't say it," Wen Yinhe suddenly raised his hand and covered Lu Huaijin's cunning lips, desperately covering his face with one hand, his low, hoarse voice barely restrained, even trembling slightly, "Huaijin, please, don't say that word again."
He was starting to lose his composure.
Looking at the third person involved, Tao Miller, his originally rosy face had unknowingly turned ashen, his body was stiff and numb, and his lips had almost lost all color.
Oh no, I'm starting to feel sorry for the little internet celebrity. Is he still stunned?
Everyone assumed he was deeply hurt by the betrayal he had suffered.
Even Jiang Hengchuan himself thought so.
Jiang Hengchuan wasn't entirely without guilt, especially seeing Tao Miller in such pain, he felt a rare pang of heartache.
He gently pulled Taumiller into his arms, kissed his pale cheek tenderly, and said with a look of pity, "Baby... I'm a man, you should understand..."
[That's so classic! I just made a mistake that any man would make~]
Unexpectedly, Tao Miller trembled slightly, then obediently leaned into Jiang Hengchuan's arms, and said softly, "It's okay, as long as I love my husband, that's all that matters. Whatever my husband is willing to give me, I will cherish it."
This whole thing left everyone completely bewildered.
[Oh no, it's so abstract, I can't tell if he's acting or genuinely love-struck anymore (scratching head)]
Jiang Hengchuan finished his call; it was Tao Miller's turn.
Unexpectedly, Taumiller trembled even more violently. When he saw the phone, it was as if he had seen some kind of monster. His facial expression was distorted, and he didn't dare to pick it up for a long time.
[Is it just my imagination? I feel like something's off about this little internet celebrity...]
[Hmm, why does he look so guilty?]
[No way? Could it be that he's also "big"???]
[Enough! Stop saying that word! I'm going to laugh myself to death!!!]
Even if Jiang Hengchuan is stupid, he should realize something is wrong now.
His brows suddenly drooped, his eyebrows furrowed, and his dark, cold eyes stared at the trembling Tao Miller. He reached out and gently patted Tao Miller's back: "What's wrong, baby? Are you hiding something from me too?"
Tao Miller shuddered violently and hurriedly said, "How could that be? I love my husband so much...!"
Jiang Hengchuan stared intently at Tao Miller's phone on the table: "Then go ahead and call."
Knowing he could no longer delay, Taumiller reached out with trembling hands, picked up his phone, and opened the call log, his body covered in cold sweat.
His most recent call record was from the same early morning of the same day as Jiang Hengchuan's call, with only a ten-minute difference in the call time.
I really like a comment from netizens: "Huh???"
Help... Anyone who didn't know better would think it was the two of you talking on the phone!
[Oh my god, I suddenly have a shocking thought... Someone please save me...]
Upon seeing the call log, Jiang Hengchuan's eyes suddenly turned as cold as a knife, devoid of any emotion, and instead filled with a fierce rage as if he wanted to tear Tao Miller to pieces on the spot.
He snatched Taomir's phone and, ignoring Taomir's terrified attempts to stop him, pressed the call button without permission.
A deep, sexy male voice came from the other end of the phone:
"Huh? Weren't you recording a show? Why did you suddenly decide to call me now?"
Jiang Hengchuan placed the phone to Tao Miller's ear, then firmly gripped Tao Miller's delicate chin with his other hand, silently mouthing a gesture—
explain.
Tao Miller's body stiffened, only his throat moved with extreme difficulty as he frantically swallowed his fear, and he said weakly, "Honey, last time was so great, when are you coming to see me again?"
Wen Yinhe paused for a second, then quickly raised his hand and quietly covered Lu Huaijin's ears.
Huai Jin, don't listen, it's disgusting.
Lu Huaijin chuckled and slapped his hand away, holding it tightly in his palm to prevent him from moving again.
What's he doing? He wants to hear some gossip.
The male voice on the other end of the line burst into a gleeful laugh, speaking in a deliberately low, whiny, almost perverse tone:
"You little devil, didn't I satisfy you last time? Hmm? It's only been a few days, and you're already craving your husband's big..."
Jiang Hengchuan flung the phone away, and it shattered instantly upon hitting the ground.
The last trace of color drained from Tao Miller's face in an instant, leaving only a chillingly pale complexion.
[Aaaaaaahh ...
[Today's trending topic—#Big#!]
Go, Teacher Da! Go all out! I'll help you climb the rankings!
Wen Yinhe held it in for a long time, but finally couldn't help but cover his ears, feeling as if he had been mentally polluted.
Lu Huaijin couldn't help but burp, thoroughly enjoying the gossip.
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