Chapter 395 Chapter 395 You slow fish!
Well, great, I finally got to the meat filling.
Su Wu looked at the bun and wondered how long it would take the little guy to chew on it.
More importantly - he looked like he was trying really hard.
But the bun still had skin injuries.
How small is this mouth?
Su Wu had an urge to open the little guy's mouth and take a look.
But think about it – he’s only three years old.
But speaking of it, if the child is three years old, wouldn’t this kind of food be inappropriate?
Su Wu thought to himself as he looked at the steaming buns in his hand.
However, the little guy was obviously enjoying his meal, so Su Wu temporarily put this idea aside.
There shouldn't be any big problem.
Su Wu picked up another bun and stuffed it in his mouth. His hands were big, which made the bun look particularly small. This person never paid much attention to etiquette. He was the biggest in the world and always did whatever he wanted.
In Su Wu's words - the emperors of the previous dynasty did pay attention to etiquette, but they also snatched beauties from the palace less. The wives of ministers and daughters-in-law were all living a life of drunkenness and debauchery in private every day, all disguised by superficial etiquette. How ridiculous.
What's the point of all that nonsense? If you're human, you're still human no matter what you do. If you're not human, no matter how glamorous your appearance is, you're still not human.
He really wasn't happy about it. Anyone else had any objections? They could just keep them to themselves, or wait until they could step over his corpse to discuss it. By then, even if they were dancing over his head, he wouldn't respond.
Su Wu's cheeks were bulging because he had stuffed a bun into his mouth. He chewed with a muffled and somewhat funny sound.
"Yes, yes, you're not stupid—you're just a little dumb."
The little fish encountered a new term again. After he heard that he was not stupid, he lowered his head and continued to chew the bun. After a moment, he looked up and suddenly looked at Su Wu's cheek——
At this moment, Su Wu had already swallowed the bun and took a big sip of the meat soup next to it.
Su Wu raised his eyebrows slightly. Huh? Do you understand now?
Unexpectedly, he didn't care about the word "stupid" at all, but stared at the bun held by Su Wu for a long time. He opened his mouth wide and took a big bite - his small mouth was stuffed so full that he could hardly chew it.
Su Wu: ...
Su Wu realized that the little guy was learning from him slowly.
"Don't choke—"
As soon as he finished speaking, the little fish seemed to remember something. He wanted to say something, but he quickly swallowed the food in his mouth, and then he almost rolled his eyes because of choking.
Su Wu: ...
Su Wu put down the bun that the little guy had finally eaten one-third of, picked up the tea next to him, and handed it to the cub's mouth.
The little fish boy reacted for a moment before he swallowed the bun in his mouth with several gulps. He opened his eyes wide, let out a long breath that was choked by the bun, and looked at Su Wu with lingering fear.
Su Wu also looked at him with lingering fear.
"What kind of mess are you making? You're living a good life, but you have to create trouble for yourself."
Although the world is full of dangers, for this little fish cub, he himself is the biggest danger.
The little fishblinked his big eyes and continued to look at Su Wu, then he remembered what he wanted to say: "Yu Yu is not stupid."
Su Wu: ...
Because of this, I almost choked to death.
You are really capable.
"Okay, eat your meal."
Su Wu handed the bun back to the little guy and said with conviction.
The little guy thought slowly for two seconds, then held Su Wu's hand and continued eating.
Perhaps the choking incident taught him a lesson, and the little guy started attacking the buns again with small bites.
He ate the whole bun slowly, bit by bit.
Then he sat in Su Wu's arms in a daze for a long time.
No response at all.
Su Wu reached out and pinched the little guy's face, pinched the little guy's hand, and pulled the little guy's hair.
The whole person looked as if he had obtained a rare toy.
Lou Yin left very quickly. He had a lot of things to do, so he simply left Lou Ling in the palace.
Lou Ling was a very courageous man who handled a lot of things. In the court, he held a higher position than many officials. He was extraordinary at a young age and had a calm and composed temperament.
Li De came at this time.
He whispered in Su Wu's ear.
"Lord Li Dan is here and is waiting for you in the study. Your Majesty, would you like to see him?"
Speaking of the Li family, it is quite legendary.
This is a great family that has existed for hundreds of years and has experienced many dynasties. It is a typical fence-sitter family, but it is able to subtly control the checks and balances and still stands today.
The Li family is good at business and interpersonal relationships. They are smart and good at changing with the times. They like to take small profits, but they can clearly distinguish right from wrong when it comes to major issues. They are a rare family among the previous court families that has survived to this day and still has a high status. Such a family is not very pleasing, but as long as you sit in the highest position, you cannot do without such a family to neutralize and lubricate the court.
The Li family has relied on this trick to pass on for hundreds of years. The relationship between the ruler and the subject is like an unspoken tacit understanding.
But it was probably because Su Wu's appearance itself was so strange, and Su Wu didn't talk about those twists and turns, so the Li family's tricks rarely failed.
Su Wu did not like the Li family very much. The reason why the Li family still existed was basically because they had not done anything wrong. At most, they had taken some money, robbed a few people, used connections, and appointed a few of their own people as officials. When disasters occurred in the previous dynasty, the Li family was the most active in disaster relief. After the new dynasty, those members of the Li family who had acted out of line smelled the danger and simply committed suicide, leaving behind the Li Dan lineage, which has survived to this day. To be honest, these remaining guys are guilty, but their crimes are not unforgivable.
So Su Wu didn't like them very much, but he was too lazy to touch them.
However, Su Wu was also waiting for an opportunity, a small opportunity - if the Li family could not seize it and did not do a good job, the many aristocratic families that collapsed in the previous dynasty would serve as a lesson for them.
It is obvious that there is a basis for Su Wu to be called a tyrant - he is actually not very fond of reason.
Recently, Li Dan was sent to the southern part of Chongqing to carry out disaster relief and eradicate evil spirits.
But this guy had really bad luck this time - no matter how hard he tried to hurry, he was always one step late, and in the end the evil spirit escaped. When he returned to Beijing some time ago, he frightened the timid Li Dan so much that he fell seriously ill. Now that he has just recovered from the illness, he came into the palace tremblingly.
Imperial study.
The young man in official uniform had a sad face and knelt down neatly when the emperor's arrival was announced.
He was thin, his face was pale, and his hands were trembling slightly.
Thinking about what he had done this time - he brought so many people and so many resources there, but not only did he fail to achieve the expected goals, he even let the demons escape and caused more serious damage. Now the demons have disappeared.
This means that no results can be delivered.
Li Dan felt that his life was coming to an end.
He had a sad face, wondering what the probability was that his family could be saved.
——Not sure.
No one could guess what this tyrant was thinking.
Su Wu is a demon who can draw his sword and kill people when he is in the mood.
He watched as the golden dragon boots appeared before him, and he slowly walked to the main seat and sat down. Li Dan knelt down, not daring to look up, and reported in a low voice about the progress of his trip.
"Lord Li," Su Wu said slowly, "I'm sure you have an idea of how your trip to southern Chongqing went."
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! I have tried my best, but that evil spirit was too cunning. I failed to seize the opportunity and underestimated it, causing further chaos in the southern part of Chongqing. I deserve death, but, but - this is my own fault. Please don't implicate my family, Your Majesty. I -"
Li Dan's mind was working quickly, and he had already thought of several scapegoats.
At that time, we can at least replace some of our family members and escape as far away from this tyrant as possible - Su Wu is simply not something a family like the Li family, who are good at playing both sides, can deal with!
All this powerful and authoritarian monarch requires is absolute loyalty.
but--
"Yuyu," Su Wu interrupted Li Dan with a smile, "Do you think he deserves to die?"
Fish?
What?
Li Dan's mind was spinning rapidly. When he heard this sentence out of the blue, he was a little confused and couldn't react.
He suddenly realized something - it wasn't talking to him.
Li Dan bravely lifted his eyelids and quickly glanced at the seat above him, then lowered his eyelids in horror to hide his emotions.
The seat of honor.
Su Wu was holding a cub about three years old.
The little guy was stunned and didn't say anything, just leaning in Su Wu's arms, his little hands grabbing Su Wu's clothes, making them wrinkled.
No way?
Are you kidding?
What's going on with this little cub?
What tricks is this tyrant going to play next?
Could it be that the entire Li family's fortune and life depended on a three-year-old cub? Or was Su Wu thinking of some new way to mess with the aristocratic family?
Li Dan waited for a long time, waiting for the little guy's reaction.
His sweat dripped onto the floor and his palms were covered with sweat.
The little fish, suddenly exposed to a large amount of information and barely understanding any of the terms, was stunned for a long time before looking up: "Huh?"
The little face was blank—trying to respond… and failing.
So funny.
Su Wu suddenly laughed out loud.
Su Wu threw a wooden sign from above.
"Did you hear that? My little brat didn't say you were going to die. Token of the Demon Suppression Division. Go and hand over all your information to the Demon Suppression Division, Li Dan—"
Li Dan subconsciously picked up the wooden sign and looked up. At that moment, he looked into the dark and deep eyes of the Emperor. All his little thoughts seemed to be exposed in his eyes.
"I won't fall for your Li family's tricks, but—I can give you Li family one more chance. Go away."
"Yes, yes, yes, Your Majesty—"
Li Dan responded quickly, and after leaving, he found that he seemed to have just been pulled out of the water.
"Master Li, please come this way."
The chief steward stretched out his hand and guided Li Dan with a smile.
Only then did Li Dan slowly breathe a sigh of relief.
Like being reborn after a disaster - it is said that Su Wu ruled the country cruelly and did not know any skills of a king, but now it seems that this Majesty is clearly not the kind of monarch who relies solely on cruelty to suppress others.
It was really weird. At this moment, Li Dan actually had a feeling that although His Majesty was a little cruel and violent, he was not unreasonable.
In the imperial study.
The little fish really couldn't react and simply didn't respond.
Su Wu lowered his head, looked at the little guy curiously, reached out and poked the little guy's cheek.
He didn't hit me hard enough, and it hurt a bit.
The cub just stood there stupidly as he was poked. After a few seconds, the little fish slowly reacted. He looked at the finger with his big eyes, then slowly tilted his head - oh, good, three seconds after Su Wu poked his cheek, he started to dodge.
But what are you hiding from?
You slow fish.
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