Chapter 374: Have you seen Fuya’s toilet?
Xiao Tangbao’s special toilet was built very quickly.
The villagers who were helping the Su family build a new house, when they heard that they were building a toilet for Fu Ya, had no time to care about building a house.
It is still more important to build a toilet!
So, a small toilet attracted a large group of people to take action.
Lin Enyi really kept his word and dug a squat toilet for Xiao Tangbao with stones.
Bamboo pipes were also used to make sewers, which were connected to the Su family's manure pit.
As for the top, it was connected to a large wooden barrel by a bamboo tube.
Su Laosi was skilled in carpentry and used aged ebony to make a mechanism similar to a switch.
Just turn the mechanism and the water in the barrel will flow out to flush the toilet.
At this time, a large group of people gathered around the newly dug pit.
Someone couldn't wait to say, "Try it and see how it goes."
"Right, right... fill the barrel with water first..."
"I'll go get some water!"
…
Soon, the wooden barrel was filled with water, and Lin Enyi excitedly turned the mechanism. The "splashing" sound of water seemed to open up a new world for people.
People looked at the clear water flowing out of the bamboo tube and washing the stone wall, all with a look of wonder on their faces.
"Oh! This thing is great! From now on, the toilet won't have to stink all the time."
"That's right! In the summer, we don't have to worry about flies and mosquitoes flying around, and maggots are disgusting..."
“That’s right…”
People gathered around the squat toilet, praising it highly.
It was as if he couldn't wait to try squatting in the pit himself.
However, soon the style of painting changed.
"If you ask me, our Fu Ya is really smart. She can come up with such a good idea..."
"Of course! Besides our Fu Ya, who else has this ability?"
"That is our Fuya..."
Little Sugar Baby, "..."
You are really wrong!
I'm not smart at all!
I just gave you a reminder. It was Uncle Lin who came up with it.
Uncles, can you please stop associating everything with me?
I don't dare to take credit for myself, nor do I want to be too famous.
Little Tangbao roared in his heart, but quickly defended Lin Enyi.
"Uncle Lin came up with it." Little Tangbao said seriously, "Uncle Lin is the smartest."
Lin Enyi laughed heartily, patted Little Tangbao's head, and said, "It's all Miss's idea. Otherwise, how could a rough fellow like me come up with such an ingenious thing?"
As soon as Lin Enyi finished speaking, someone immediately said with an expression of "as expected" and said loudly: "See, I knew it was our Fu Ya's idea."
"Hahaha... That's right, we all know that Fu Ya never likes to be in the spotlight and would rather give the credit to others..."
"That's exactly what happened..."
Everyone was chatting and laughing, and didn't take Xiao Tangbao's words to heart at all.
Little Tangbao sighed helplessly.
I'm sorry, little brother, I've tried my best to keep a low profile.
But these people have a mysterious confidence in me.
More confident than myself.
"Come on, let's quickly put up the carriage!" Lin Enyi moved the dismantled carriage boards over and called out loudly.
"Yes, yes, we must let Fuya use the special toilet today..."
"If you ask me, this carriage is really nice. Look at the wood. It's strong and beautiful, and it's painted with a bright varnish."
"This flower carving is also very good, it looks like the real thing."
"No matter how good it is, it's only good enough for our Fu Ya to use as a toilet!"
"Of course! That evil woman's stuff, our Fu Ya can use it as a toilet, which is a huge honor for her..."
“That’s right…”
Xiao Tangbao felt that he couldn't listen any longer.
Why are these uncles so cute?
Sigh! This feeling of being constantly lifted up to the sky made her feel very embarrassed.
It seems that she is still a little thin-skinned.
Little Tangbao sighed secretly.
However, looking at his own private toilet, Xiao Tangbao was still excited.
She no longer has to frown because of squatting in the toilet.
After the toilet was built, Lin Enyi brought a few pieces of satin and tassels with pearls.
"Come on, let's hang these up again and we'll be done."
"Uncle Lin, it's not necessary?" Little Tangbao said in surprise.
Could it be that her toilet should be furnished with brocade and pearls?
Isn’t this... too luxurious?
The people who were originally chatting and laughing were also stunned.
They hadn't expected that they would need to use such expensive things to decorate it.
Such a good thing, who wouldn’t treasure it?
Lin Enyi said as a matter of course: "Young lady, this is necessary. The things that woman used to decorate the carriage are only suitable for you to use in the toilet!"
After saying this, he looked at everyone and added, "Young lady, you are the village head appointed by the emperor himself. Could it be that the things that woman used to decorate the carriage, young lady used them to make clothes and shoes? Wouldn't that make young lady's status seem inferior to that woman's?"
Lin Enyi emphasized his tone when he said this.
"This concerns the young lady's reputation. She absolutely cannot be outdone!"
As soon as Lin Enyi finished speaking, the village chief slapped his thigh.
"That's exactly the truth! It's better to lose the battle than the battle! Not to mention that we have these things now, even if we don't have them, we can't lose Fu Ya's momentum and value even if we go to buy them!"
"Right, right, right... That makes sense! If our Fu Ya is outdone by that woman, it would be a slap in the face of our entire village!"
"That's right! Come on, hang it up quickly..."
The group of people immediately revived as if they had been injected with chicken blood.
It seemed as if hanging these pearls and satin was a slap in Lin Wanyu's face and to boost Xiao Tangbao's reputation.
Little Tangbao said weakly.
"If it rains, it would be a shame to get wet..."
Xiao Tangbao originally thought that after saying this, he might be able to rescue these pearls and satin.
Little did they know that as soon as Xiao Tangbao finished speaking, Lin Enyi said proudly: "It's okay, let's build a shed around it to keep out the rain."
"Or... maybe we could just build a small house," someone said thoughtfully, "and enclose this toilet to protect it from the wind and sun..."
Little Sugar Baby, "..."
I thought of a not-so-elegant proverb.
That and that, it's all unnecessary.
"How can that be possible?" the village chief objected. "How can that show the grandeur of our Fuya toilet?"
"That's right... we can't fence it off! If we fence it off, it's called... That's right! A pearl covered in dust!"
"Right, right! Let's build a wooden shed so that people can see our Fuya's magnificent toilet as soon as they enter the yard!"
"That's it..."
The corners of Xiao Tangbao's mouth twitched.
Completely gave up on rescue.
After all, these people's enthusiasm is too high.
So, a wooden shed was soon built above the luxuriously decorated toilet.
Looking at this weird scene, little Tangbao really didn't know what to say.
The completion of Fuya’s private toilet soon caused a sensation in the entire Daliushu Village.
"Second Auntie, did you see it?"
"What?"
"Fuya's toilet!"
"What do you mean? I don't understand!"
"Lucky us, we now have a dedicated toilet! Oh my! That one is so good!"
"Really? I'll go check it out..."
The second aunt rushed towards Xiaotangbao's house in a hurry.
Along the way, he didn't forget to call his friends.
"Auntie San, let's go! Let's go check out Fuya's toilet..."
"Fifth sister-in-law, wait for me..."
…
In less than a cup of tea, Xiao Tangbao's private toilet was surrounded by visitors.
"Oh my! Even the ladies of wealthy families don't have such a good toilet..."
"Eighth Aunt, look at what you said. Can those people compare with our Fu Ya?"
"That's right! We are lucky to be able to use a toilet like this..."
"If I squat in here, my farts will definitely smell good..."
Little Tangbao felt like he had no ears to hear.
Little did people know that Fuya’s toilet had become the signature topic of Daliushu Village.
The first question people ask when they meet is no longer whether they have eaten or not, but rather - have you seen Fu Ya’s toilet?
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