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At 4:00 PM, the sound of the game ending rang out—
Chu Yuan collapsed on the ground due to exhaustion, and Zhu Yan beside him was not much better off.
Ever since the two of them took care of Qi Yu and his men from Fang Zhou, only Su Yilan was left for them to find.
But!! No one told them that things would be so difficult!!
The two of them had some points on them, and when the third item exchange center opened, they were very happy. Wouldn't it be great to just buy a locator?
There was only one person left, Su Yilan, who asked them not to do so, and they didn't think it was a big problem, so they only bought a locator.
The locator was quite useful, valid for fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes later, the two of them arrived at where Su Yilan was hiding, but did not find anyone.
Chu Yuan almost turned the hill over there upside down, but where was Su Yilan?
Su Yilan is searching the woods for food!
It's not her fault. She fell asleep when she was notified that the material exchange had started. Now she is awake, hungry, and holding a gun in her hand.
She didn't know what was happening in the outside world, nor did she know that there were only two enemies left that she feared. She tiptoed through the woods.
[I'm dying of laughter. Su Yilan looks like a thief.]
[Don't tell me, I think she really got a comeback scenario. Now she's the only one left alive.]
Su Yilan put the gun between her legs. Is she trying to play Harry Potter and fly on a broom? Hahahaha.
Su Yilan had no choice. Both her hands were busy, she walked through the grass that was taller than her and hid in it.
What I was thinking in my heart was that I hope I won’t be so unlucky as to meet someone else.
Chu Yuan and Zhu Yan, who couldn't find Su Yilan, had to look in another direction. The two planned to search separately until the next moment when the item exchange office opened.
However, there was no next item exchange place. The two of them worked so hard until the end but the item exchange place still did not start.
Oh, I turned on the map mode in the middle, but it was useless. Now there are only three of us left. What's the point of having a map or not?!
Chu Yuan wanted to shout, "I want to locate! I want to locate!"
The five people who were eliminated together sat behind the monitor, cracking melon seeds quietly, nodding and shaking their heads.
Han Xiaoyan said, "Luckily I died just now, otherwise I would be the one going crazy now."
Zhao Luoyi, "Su Yilan is hiding so well that these two people haven't discovered her yet."
Fang Zhou, "If I had known earlier, I would have pretended to be dead, so that I could catch them by surprise."
Qi Yu, "Tsk tsk, is there any water? My mouth is dry."
Tong Yin, "It seems that staying here is not such a good idea now."
It's not just not that good, Chu Yuan almost wants to die.
In the end, the two of them gave up and just sat at the entrance and exit without moving. At worst, they would just wait for the game to end and see where Su Yilan was hiding!
Su Yilan ran to a flat ground and found a pile of food. She happily ate it all, touched her stomach and burped.
[Sis, from now on you are my real sister, you are such a salted fish. ]
[I am laughing like crazy. This is the first time I see Oh Chu Yuan going crazy, while the person who made Chu Yuan crazy is eating happily.]
[The food seems to be what Chu Yuan and the others left here before, hahahaha.]
After eating and drinking, she thought that there seemed to be nothing she could do, so she slept again until the bell rang and walked towards the exit.
When she walked out, she was still wondering which place she was in. No matter what, she had a very happy day today, hahaha.
Bang, bang, bang—
Fireworks exploded above Su Yilan's avatar.
Su Yilan was confused. What was going on? She just slept, woke up, ate something, and slept again. How come the world had changed?
Han Xiaoyan, Zhao Luoyi, Tong Yin, Qi Yu, and Fang Zhou looked at her with admiration and applauded her. The ability user Chu Yuan lay on the ground and didn't want to get up. Zhu Yan also sat on the ground with a helpless look on his face.
What's the matter!
Director Han came out from behind the monitor with a cheerful smile, "Haha, congratulations to Su Yilan, who placed third in this live-action CS wilderness survival competition! Su Yilan is our winner today!"
"Ah!!!" Su Yilan came to her senses and screamed. She looked at the person on the ground and then at the people around her.
Pointing at his nose, he asked, "Me? I won?"
I just sleep on it and win.
Zhao Luoyi stepped forward and put his hand on Su Yilan's shoulder. "You only have one life left. Zhu Yan has three, Chu Yuan has two. You are the third one."
The rule is that the third place winner wins.
Han Xiaoyan also sighed, "So where did you hide in the end? Even the surveillance cameras couldn't find you."
Not only Chu Yuan and Zhu Yan, but also the staff behind them were bored and started a no-prize guessing contest about where Su Yilan was hiding.
[I know! I'm dying of laughter. Su Yilan is hiding in a blind spot where the surveillance cameras are not visible.]
[I reported it, and she deliberately went there, saying it was comfortable for sleeping.]
[Hahahahahahahaha what did Su Yilan do today! First she found a laser weapon, but right after exchanging it, before she could even fire, she was frightened away by two sneak attacks from Chu Yuan. Finally, she just hid in a corner to sleep, eat, and sleep.]
[What a ridiculously bad script, but he still won in the end, hahahaha. ]
As the saying goes, life is full of ups and downs, and Chu Yuan has a deep understanding of this.
After spending the whole day making a wedding dress for Su Yilan, she decided not to live anymore.
Chu Yuan pretended to cry and threw herself into Zhu Yan's arms. The abominable Han Xiaoyan was still laughing at her and said to Su Yilan, "You don't know how Chu Yuan went through looking for you. In the end, he had to use both his hands and feet."
Several people imitated Chu Yuan's final crazy state, and Chu Yuan's head, buried in Zhu Yan's arms, moved again.
Woo woo woo, sad, sticky.
Zhu Yan patted Chu Yuan's head to comfort him as if he was coaxing a child, and the scene was extremely harmonious.
[Chu Jie lost the game, but there's still love! ! Look at how gentle our brother-in-law is.]
[Wow, wow, wow, I'm so envious at this moment. I'd have to kneel down and kowtow to anyone to get a boyfriend like this.]
【Chu Yuan: This life is worth it.】
At this moment, Chu Yuan, who was secretly acting coquettishly, did not show any unhappiness on his face, just like a kitten that had stolen honey.
So happy, why does a man’s arms smell so good and feel so good to lean on? It must be her Bamboo Princess.
On the way back, the five people hadn't finished laughing at the two unlucky guys yet, when Su Yilan finally realized that this was the script of a comeback!!!
Today! She, Su Yilan, is the coolest! !
This also led to Su Yilan, who finally succeeded in getting away with it, eating three large pork elbows in a row, which stunned everyone.
Han Xiaoyan was speechless for a moment, "Uh... If I remember correctly, you seemed to have eaten a lot during your brief lucid period. The staff were all garbage."
Su Yilan said excitedly, "Don't worry about it. Do you understand the happiness of sitting back and reaping the benefits?!"
Han Xiaoyan was silent. He didn't understand. He only knew that his pants were almost torn off during the final melee.
Of course, they didn't forget to share this part, and the scene where the melon seeds popped and made people think that the Syrian battlefield had moved to this small island can be called the best of the year.
For this reason, the awesome netizens did not forget to conceive the arrangement of the scenes while watching the show. Finally, they came up with a sunflower story at the alphabet station that opened the eyes of foreigners and scared a lot of overseas netizens. The outdoor survival variety show also became popular in this unique way.
This is all later. The current situation is that Su Yilan, the winner, started to eat the fourth pig's trotter. The remaining seven people were collectively called losers, and the meal in front of them was persimmon and egg soup.
The director team was still introducing it, calling it the local specialty persimmon, which is healthy and delicious.
Chu Yuan felt that everyone in the director team looked like they could be involved in a pyramid scheme, the kind that gets chased and beaten.
As the saying goes, you can starve others but not yourself. After a tiring day, the seven children looked at each other and took away all the food from the director team. The scene was very chaotic for a while.
[I finally understand now. You learned this from Chu Yuan, right?]
[Sister Tong Yin! You've become bad! Do you remember that you were once a gentle person?]
[Hahahahahahaha, Han Xiaoyan's pants were pulled again.]
[Zhu Yan! Husband! Your fighting ability is so damn strong, I really underestimated you.]
[You seven are driving Director Han crazy, hahahaha.]
If other variety shows may be famous for quarrels, arguments or insinuations, then their show was originally famous for climbing trees and catching fish without following the rules, and now there is also a group fight over the director team's food.
Su Yilan was stunned before she even swallowed the fourth piece of pork elbow.
Should she shout now, or put down her pork elbow and join in?
After all, rather than snatching things from the director team or playing with them, it seemed quite interesting.
"belch--"
After half an hour of chaos, the seven people finally had enough to eat and drink.
Chu Yuan touched his round belly and felt comfortable. It was another beautiful day.
If you are well fed and well-drinking, you can forgive many things. For example, Han Xiaoyan forgave Director Han, his dear teacher, for pulling his pants and not letting go.
Qi Yu also forgave Tong Yin for secretly stealing an instant chicken leg from him.
Fang Zhou forgave Zhao Luoyi for tripping him while he was walking and almost making him fall.
Chu Yuan openly leaned his head on Zhu Yan's body. Zhu Yan secretly grabbed Chu Yuan's hand under the table, and wrapped his big hand around the small hand and squeezed it.
In fact, there was one thing he couldn't quite understand. How come Chu Yuan's hands were still so soft and tender even though he could lift heavy objects, climb trees and do other things?
For the first time, Zhu Yan became sensitive and eager to learn about women's hands.
[Ahhhh! What's that under the table?! Zhu Yan, why are you looking under the table?!]
[I'm going crazy. This young couple is so open and aboveboard?!]
[Sweet, sweet, sweet, I'm dying! ! ! !]
Director Han, who had just cleaned up the mess, finally came back. The few remaining hairs on his round, Mediterranean head stood up, and the assistant director standing next to him also looked disheveled.
Director Han said, "Okay, okay, our winner, Su Yilan, you will be in charge of assigning the rooms."
Such a good thing! Su Yilan immediately fell into a state of happiness and couldn't extricate herself.
The director wanted to get rid of these people as soon as possible. He really couldn't stand it if it happened again, not even the few hairs on his head could bear it.
He glanced at Han Xiaoyan with a chill. This brat, if he pulled his pants, he would pull his hair! They really are a family!
Han Xiaoyan didn't notice the thoughts from his uncle at all, and was thinking happily that the duck neck he had just eaten was really delicious.
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